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over a year ago
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow  explain? "
So, I usually have monday-wednesday off. But as restaurants can sign up to the eat out to help out scheme it's 50% off monday-wed so for August I've been working my days off. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow explain?
So, I usually have monday-wednesday off. But as restaurants can sign up to the eat out to help out scheme it's 50% off monday-wed so for August I've been working my days off. "
ohhh noo
Who's bright idea was that BoJo? |
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over a year ago
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes 
Twice this week for me so far  "
Me too  |
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"Twit twoo owls 
ohh you reminded me of a sonnet there
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
Tu-whit;
Tu-who, a merry note,
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
Anyone remember that one, "
Aye, old Billy Shakespeare used to be mates with my Great x20 Grandfather. Remember him well  |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Twit twoo owls
ohh you reminded me of a sonnet there
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
Tu-whit;
Tu-who, a merry note,
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
Anyone remember that one,
Aye, old Billy Shakespeare used to be mates with my Great x20 Grandfather. Remember him well "
I always thought it was wollsworth but there ya go, finished school on mid 90s and got schooled again tonight, |
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too "
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too "
when did you sneek in,,
Here how many doors are in this Joint, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x"
Yes they should! X |
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"Twit twoo owls
ohh you reminded me of a sonnet there
Then nightly sings the staring owl,
Tu-whit;
Tu-who, a merry note,
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.
Anyone remember that one,
Aye, old Billy Shakespeare used to be mates with my Great x20 Grandfather. Remember him well I always thought it was wollsworth but there ya go, finished school on mid 90s and got schooled again tonight, "
Love's Labours Lost, Act V |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X"
guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost, |
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost, "
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey up you lot.  hey Gent, how's things
Im absolutely superb thank you.
How's Mr. A? "
tired, fit to hunt down and kill the landscaper that has a chainsaw on stutter for the last 2 days, need Kip lol,
Other than than I'm Grand |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme"
OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Hey up you lot. hey Gent, how's things
Im absolutely superb thank you.
How's Mr. A? tired, fit to hunt down and kill the landscaper that has a chainsaw on stutter for the last 2 days, need Kip lol,
Other than than I'm Grand"
Now, now. Naughty talk like that isn't good for your blood pressure. Lol |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey up you lot. hey Gent, how's things
Im absolutely superb thank you.
How's Mr. A? tired, fit to hunt down and kill the landscaper that has a chainsaw on stutter for the last 2 days, need Kip lol,
Other than than I'm Grand
Now, now. Naughty talk like that isn't good for your blood pressure. Lol"
either is a chainsaw with Tourettes lol |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"My body is tired but not my mind and I’m not looking forward to the alarm going off
Talk to me for 5 mins. You'll be fast asleep  "
ahh lol
I can't sleep now Gent
I have 2 interns to breastfeed,, did he say that out loud, I meant to train,, lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Hey up you lot. hey Gent, how's things
Im absolutely superb thank you.
How's Mr. A? tired, fit to hunt down and kill the landscaper that has a chainsaw on stutter for the last 2 days, need Kip lol,
Other than than I'm Grand
Now, now. Naughty talk like that isn't good for your blood pressure. Lol either is a chainsaw with Tourettes lol"
Bucket of water would sort that out. |
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link"
No idea on the overtime, we shall have to wait for our learnéd colleagues from the hospitality industry to enlighten us on that, but I doubt many employers have spare money rattling around right now...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link"
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
No idea on the overtime, we shall have to wait for our learnéd colleagues from the hospitality industry to enlighten us on that, but I doubt many employers have spare money rattling around right now...... "
they will if the tables are full all day, 50 % off in an already cheap country to eat out places should be jamned |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off. "
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey up you lot. hey Gent, how's things
Im absolutely superb thank you.
How's Mr. A? tired, fit to hunt down and kill the landscaper that has a chainsaw on stutter for the last 2 days, need Kip lol,
Other than than I'm Grand
Now, now. Naughty talk like that isn't good for your blood pressure. Lol either is a chainsaw with Tourettes lol
Bucket of water would sort that out. "
have to find him first lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Hey up you lot. hey Gent, how's things
Im absolutely superb thank you.
How's Mr. A? tired, fit to hunt down and kill the landscaper that has a chainsaw on stutter for the last 2 days, need Kip lol,
Other than than I'm Grand
Now, now. Naughty talk like that isn't good for your blood pressure. Lol either is a chainsaw with Tourettes lol
Bucket of water would sort that out. have to find him first lol"
Chunky's detective services are available |
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround"
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
"
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need someone to ware you out OP then you would sleep like a baby
Or she'll keep him awake all night wanting this 'sex' thing that people keep mentioning.  "
What is this sex thing you speak of? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"You need someone to ware you out OP then you would sleep like a baby
Or she'll keep him awake all night wanting this 'sex' thing that people keep mentioning.
Never heard of it "
I don't think it exists, but what do i know, im a penguin. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"You need someone to ware you out OP then you would sleep like a baby
Or she'll keep him awake all night wanting this 'sex' thing that people keep mentioning.
What is this sex thing you speak of?"
Invite me round and we can experiment. |
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you"
Me too, we have staff dropping like flies at the mo coz it's brutal. There's no recovery time and work is packed from open til close. Bonus is I haven't got time for a drink which means I'm not bursting for the loo and thinking the next step I take is the one where I finally piss myself. |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you
Me too, we have staff dropping like flies at the mo coz it's brutal. There's no recovery time and work is packed from open til close. Bonus is I haven't got time for a drink which means I'm not bursting for the loo and thinking the next step I take is the one where I finally piss myself. "
not sure to laugh or cry to that one peaches |
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you
Me too, we have staff dropping like flies at the mo coz it's brutal. There's no recovery time and work is packed from open til close. Bonus is I haven't got time for a drink which means I'm not bursting for the loo and thinking the next step I take is the one where I finally piss myself. not sure to laugh or cry to that one peaches "
Feel like I could have written this myself. I contemplated walking out today hahaha xx |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you
Me too, we have staff dropping like flies at the mo coz it's brutal. There's no recovery time and work is packed from open til close. Bonus is I haven't got time for a drink which means I'm not bursting for the loo and thinking the next step I take is the one where I finally piss myself. not sure to laugh or cry to that one peaches
Feel like I could have written this myself. I contemplated walking out today hahaha xx"
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"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you
Me too, we have staff dropping like flies at the mo coz it's brutal. There's no recovery time and work is packed from open til close. Bonus is I haven't got time for a drink which means I'm not bursting for the loo and thinking the next step I take is the one where I finally piss myself. not sure to laugh or cry to that one peaches
Feel like I could have written this myself. I contemplated walking out today hahaha xx"
I nearly went last week. Took everything I had not to lob my till key and wave goodbye.
The rudeness, stubbornness and lack of obeying or regard for the rules from the general public has had me in tears a few times, and I'm the tough one at work!
And what the fuck is it with people not understanding that children/babies have to be included in the table booking numbers?
Twice today I had tables of 8 that arrived in dribs and drabs and when I took a head count there were fucking 9 of them coz they had babies. Holy fuck do they kick off when you inform them that the baby has to be counted. Proper trying to argue that the baby shouldn't count! I ended up hands on head and said to one stroppy bitch "of course your baby counts it's a human not a handbag"
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors 
Yeah I'm slightly hyper."
Now I want a Domino's pizza |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza "
Working with the public face to face is hard work at the best of times.
Got no pizza soz , but do have slightly dodgy home made macaroni cheese
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza "
ohhh do ye have Base pizza over there,
Ohh now u have me hanging for one,  |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza "
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice  |
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By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Achey! This 'Eat out to help out' means I get no days off til a week tomorrow
I’ve been helping out way to much with that! Be glad when it finishes
Twice this week for me so far
Me too
I feel like they should do it in September for bar and restaurant staff to have a turn x
Yes they should! X guys can someone explain exa tly what this entails,
Sounds like bar and restaurant workers are getting fleeced
I'm lost,
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/get-a-discount-with-the-eat-out-to-help-out-scheme OK so Jo public gets 1/2 price dinners food trade stays afloat does ground level workers get overtime for this??
Ohh and cheers for the link
Hahahahah overtime?!? Just more hours and no days off.
Feck that folks,,
Sorry for ya,,
Virtual hugs alround
Feel like I've been fucked sideways with a giant cactus.
And guess what? Got it all to look forward to again tomorrow. Roll on 1st September. 2 weeks off and I can't cunting wait.
2 weeks hope they whizz past for you
Me too, we have staff dropping like flies at the mo coz it's brutal. There's no recovery time and work is packed from open til close. Bonus is I haven't got time for a drink which means I'm not bursting for the loo and thinking the next step I take is the one where I finally piss myself. not sure to laugh or cry to that one peaches
Feel like I could have written this myself. I contemplated walking out today hahaha xx
I nearly went last week. Took everything I had not to lob my till key and wave goodbye.
The rudeness, stubbornness and lack of obeying or regard for the rules from the general public has had me in tears a few times, and I'm the tough one at work!
And what the fuck is it with people not understanding that children/babies have to be included in the table booking numbers?
Twice today I had tables of 8 that arrived in dribs and drabs and when I took a head count there were fucking 9 of them coz they had babies. Holy fuck do they kick off when you inform them that the baby has to be counted. Proper trying to argue that the baby shouldn't count! I ended up hands on head and said to one stroppy bitch "of course your baby counts it's a human not a handbag"
My patience is wearing very very thin "
I feel your pain
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
Working with the public face to face is hard work at the best of times.
Got no pizza soz , but do have slightly dodgy home made macaroni cheese
"
It was the meteor that made me think of pizza. They do one called the meateor. It's banging.
Some of the public are fucking ace and a genuine pleasure, like I mean it when I wish them a good day and look forward to seeing them again, but others... they really should stay the fuck at home |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza ohhh do ye have Base pizza over there,
Ohh now u have me hanging for one, "
Not that I know of, I'll have a peep online tho |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice "
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one? |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?"
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy |
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over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza ohhh do ye have Base pizza over there,
Ohh now u have me hanging for one,
Not that I know of, I'll have a peep online tho"
arty farty pizza but delish |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy "
Texan BBQ = hells yes
Hot & spicy = ooooo welcome to my tastebuds.
Pepperoni = pffffft nawwwww
Tell your son to dump her boring arse |
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over a year ago
IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy "
am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,, |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy
Texan BBQ = hells yes
Hot & spicy = ooooo welcome to my tastebuds.
Pepperoni = pffffft nawwwww
Tell your son to dump her boring arse "
Awwwwww but she's a lovely girl, just not so adventurous with food |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,, "
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy
Texan BBQ = hells yes
Hot & spicy = ooooo welcome to my tastebuds.
Pepperoni = pffffft nawwwww
Tell your son to dump her boring arse
Awwwwww but she's a lovely girl, just not so adventurous with food "
OK, I forgive her then, based on loveliness. One foot wrong tho and sling her over the fence |
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IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan."
I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine, |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy
Texan BBQ = hells yes
Hot & spicy = ooooo welcome to my tastebuds.
Pepperoni = pffffft nawwwww
Tell your son to dump her boring arse
Awwwwww but she's a lovely girl, just not so adventurous with food
OK, I forgive her then, based on loveliness. One foot wrong tho and sling her over the fence "
She's held up well for a year, so not too shabby |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine, "
What kind of vending machine? Just make sure you get the right one coz chewing on a day-glo banana flavour ribbed condom won't satisfy your tummy rumbles |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine,
What kind of vending machine? Just make sure you get the right one coz chewing on a day-glo banana flavour ribbed condom won't satisfy your tummy rumbles "
ahh lol
I got a education on condoms today 2,,
I settled for a picnic bar and a coffee, |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine,
What kind of vending machine? Just make sure you get the right one coz chewing on a day-glo banana flavour ribbed condom won't satisfy your tummy rumbles ahh lol
I got a education on condoms today 2,,
I settled for a picnic bar and a coffee, "
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IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine,
What kind of vending machine? Just make sure you get the right one coz chewing on a day-glo banana flavour ribbed condom won't satisfy your tummy rumbles ahh lol
I got a education on condoms today 2,,
I settled for a picnic bar and a coffee,
I was starting to think you were cool and then you went and spoiled your chocolate with bastard raisins "
lol I had no choice it was that or a flapjack that looks like it's a fly trap as a side job,
And the drinks vend is bone dry,,
Úr right this bar sucks but its 20 min walk to big canteen and I could not be arsed, |
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"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine,
What kind of vending machine? Just make sure you get the right one coz chewing on a day-glo banana flavour ribbed condom won't satisfy your tummy rumbles ahh lol
I got a education on condoms today 2,,
I settled for a picnic bar and a coffee,
I was starting to think you were cool and then you went and spoiled your chocolate with bastard raisins lol I had no choice it was that or a flapjack that looks like it's a fly trap as a side job,
And the drinks vend is bone dry,,
Úr right this bar sucks but its 20 min walk to big canteen and I could not be arsed, "
Yeah fuck that. Devil chocolate it is |
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IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara |
"Hey hey Owly Brethren and Sistren
Been on the phone to two good friends for the last three hours give or take.
Now going to have a look out the window for meteors
Yeah I'm slightly hyper.
Now I want a Domino's pizza
We have leftover cold Domino's from lunchtime - I'll send you a slice
Ooooo what flavour?
Have you tried the cheeseburger one?
Have not tried cheeseburger, no. I think we have a bit of pepperoni (son's GFs choice), a slice of Texan BBQ and a hot & spicy am I reading that correctly, cheeseburger pizza, seriously,,
Yep. It has no actual burger but it has gherkins that are all kinds of juicy and lashings of burger sauce. I was hesitant at first but I can confirm I am a fan. I need to catch up on things,, jesus
I'm hanging for a NYC style slice now 2,
Ohhh let's see what's in the vending machine,
What kind of vending machine? Just make sure you get the right one coz chewing on a day-glo banana flavour ribbed condom won't satisfy your tummy rumbles ahh lol
I got a education on condoms today 2,,
I settled for a picnic bar and a coffee,
I was starting to think you were cool and then you went and spoiled your chocolate with bastard raisins lol I had no choice it was that or a flapjack that looks like it's a fly trap as a side job,
And the drinks vend is bone dry,,
Úr right this bar sucks but its 20 min walk to big canteen and I could not be arsed,
Yeah fuck that. Devil chocolate it is "
it's growing on me,
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