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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Life's bonkers isn't it?
Go on, tell us what's going on?!?
What's mad in the hatter?
What's twisting yer melon?
What's scooby in the doo?
All surreal shit and offskew madness welcome here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not getting enough vag Freya, it's a real concern this week, imma have to do a thread if things don't pick up.... "
I sent you a good one. You are so ungrateful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla
Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on. "
Find the fankdankle funny at your peril |
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By *reya73 OP Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla
Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on.
Find the fankdankle funny at your peril"
I'm not one to question any form of dankle. In fact.. Id prefer to thank the frankle |
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Well, Freya, I can report that my labia are looking less bruised and swollen, but that having stitches in your vag is a bit of a weird feeling. I am, however, confident that my lady bits are nicely rearranged for future use  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's always a cock-a-dabble going on in the cruntawalla
Is there? .. I'm taking your word for it. Bring it on.
Find the fankdankle funny at your peril
I'm not one to question any form of dankle. In fact.. Id prefer to thank the frankle "
It is best to thank the frankle before approaching a dankle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The wood I ordered, then cancelled because wasn't delivered in time, has just arrived. I even have a refund. Bloody annoying that I now have to make more calls. Grrr.
I still have 2 Easter Eggs to eat. That's bonkers!!!! |
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By *inamicMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.
Carefully. Pull the skin taut and it's all hunky dory  "
Id really like to do it lol just nervous of cutting myself, i've nicked it before and it kills. manage the top part fine just the sack part is the struggle. So best i do at min is use scissors for the testes area aha. Too much of a whimp tis all |
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"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it. "
I have shaved down below for about 20 years I guess. Primarily you need a good razor and not a disposable one, hot water and shaving foam. I use a Gillette Sensor 3 and never had an issue. I do it when having a bath as this makes it easier. The bollocks are quite easy, I would say if I am going to get a nick, which is rare, it’s where the shaft meets the flat of the stomach that little groove can be tricky |
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By *inamicMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.
I have shaved down below for about 20 years I guess. Primarily you need a good razor and not a disposable one, hot water and shaving foam. I use a Gillette Sensor 3 and never had an issue. I do it when having a bath as this makes it easier. The bollocks are quite easy, I would say if I am going to get a nick, which is rare, it’s where the shaft meets the flat of the stomach that little groove can be tricky "
There must be an instructional guide somewhere to help me out might go check lol, gonna have to try it looks weird got a smooth top parts and then cut short sack hair lol |
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By *iking67Man
over a year ago
BP Auckland |
"Questioning how guys manage to shave down below without cutting themselves, i still never dared try it.
I have shaved down below for about 20 years I guess. Primarily you need a good razor and not a disposable one, hot water and shaving foam. I use a Gillette Sensor 3 and never had an issue. I do it when having a bath as this makes it easier. The bollocks are quite easy, I would say if I am going to get a nick, which is rare, it’s where the shaft meets the flat of the stomach that little groove can be tricky
There must be an instructional guide somewhere to help me out might go check lol, gonna have to try it looks weird got a smooth top parts and then cut short sack hair lol "
I use Magic shaving powder its great stuff got easily on ebay etc.
Its for black mens faces so is really safe and great results |
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