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I'm not saying my lockdown horn is out of control..

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

But I'm getting an Eat out to Help out sticker for my bedroom window

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dribble pre-cum when I hear 'Did somebody say Just Eat?'

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I'm willing to divorce my parents if Jason Momoa wants in my bubble instead

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm barred from the meat aisle in Tesco for fondling the Cumberlands

By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"But I'm getting an Eat out to Help out sticker for my bedroom window

That's funny, I'm getting one for my cunt.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But my pussy would fail a breathalyser with how often my alcohol-gelled hands are down there.

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"But my pussy would fail a breathalyser with how often my alcohol-gelled hands are down there. "