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By *umasutra OP Couple
over a year ago
Guildford |
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?" |
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Ahhh colemanballs
.. There are some very funny ones out there.. Probably the most infectious is the cricket commentary.. "Botham leg over incident"... If you haven't heard it I urge you to...
Meanwhile here are some from the much loved David Coleman.
"He is one of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him."
"If that had gone in, it would have been a goal."
"We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind."
"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."
"The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel."
"The Republic of China: back in the Olympic Games for the first time."
"That's the fastest time ever run, but it's not as fast as the world record."
"Forest have now lost six matches without winning."
"This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning."
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Not an actual commentator, but I was watching the Wimbledon when Andy Murray first won, with a group of friends on a girls trip away. The commentator said something along the lines of 'Britain has been trying to win this for 80 years' and my daft pal (who was loving the champagne) said 'OMG, Andy Murray does not look that age!' |
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By *umasutra OP Couple
over a year ago
Guildford |
"Not an actual commentator, but I was watching the Wimbledon when Andy Murray first won, with a group of friends on a girls trip away. The commentator said something along the lines of 'Britain has been trying to win this for 80 years' and my daft pal (who was loving the champagne) said 'OMG, Andy Murray does not look that age!'"
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