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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you........
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over a year ago
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"Ah crap. Just realised that you need to wear knickers to fufill this requirement...
You could sit on a cushion and send that.  "
Was gonna say nip round with your own cushion and I will do you a carryoot, but you live a bit far away |
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"Specs on the knickers... Any particular colour? Style? Washed/unwashed? Ill use DPD for next day delivery!"
As they come, although preferably George at Asda with the labels still in so that I can take them back and swap them for some fish fingers.  |
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"Ah crap. Just realised that you need to wear knickers to fufill this requirement...
You could sit on a cushion and send that.
Was gonna say nip round with your own cushion and I will do you a carryoot, but you live a bit far away"
I’ll send it in a stamped address envelope, it’s purple velour. |
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"Specs on the knickers... Any particular colour? Style? Washed/unwashed? Ill use DPD for next day delivery!
As they come, although preferably George at Asda with the labels still in so that I can take them back and swap them for some fish fingers. "
Ah bugger I only have primark ones  |
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"Specs on the knickers... Any particular colour? Style? Washed/unwashed? Ill use DPD for next day delivery!
As they come, although preferably George at Asda with the labels still in so that I can take them back and swap them for some fish fingers.
Ah bugger I only have primark ones "
their returns policy is a nightmare. |
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
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Give me a clue which direction you live in and I'll ping you a pair with my catapult 
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Yes but you need to pay the postage "
How about if I send a man in a van round to pick em up. |
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Give me a clue which direction you live in and I'll ping you a pair with my catapult
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South south east about 45 miles. |
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Give me a clue which direction you live in and I'll ping you a pair with my catapult
South south east about 45 miles. "
Not sure my elastic will stretch that far but I'll give it a go |
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Give me a clue which direction you live in and I'll ping you a pair with my catapult
South south east about 45 miles.
Not sure my elastic will stretch that far but I'll give it a go "
Got em, blue knickers, good choice.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd ask if you'd been to specsavers and go find some knickers to put on so I could then send them. Cos I'm a giver
Ooh I hope you like to receive too.  "
Only if we've stopped talking pants.... |
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Again?
He's settin bup his own stall down the market.
Next to the pie man "
Rumbled |
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"I'd ask if you'd been to specsavers and go find some knickers to put on so I could then send them. Cos I'm a giver
Ooh I hope you like to receive too.
Only if we've stopped talking pants.... "
Let’s talk about whatever pops up |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd ask if you'd been to specsavers and go find some knickers to put on so I could then send them. Cos I'm a giver
Ooh I hope you like to receive too.
Only if we've stopped talking pants....
Let’s talk about whatever pops up "
Let's stop talking and start using our mouths for better things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Again?
He's settin bup his own stall down the market.
Next to the pie man "
Combine the stalls, Pie n Pants. It's a winner all round  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd post you my pants OP
Super, can you send the y fronts.
He sent me them last week... I can send them on
Have you worn them. "
She sent me pic with them on her head |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd post you my pants OP
Super, can you send the y fronts.
He sent me them last week... I can send them on
Have you worn them.
She sent me pic with them on her head "
You didn't see the other pics....
Yes Fiddles, I have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd post you my pants OP
Super, can you send the y fronts.
He sent me them last week... I can send them on
Have you worn them.
She sent me pic with them on her head
You didn't see the other pics....
Yes Fiddles, I have "
I saw he other pics though |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd post you my pants OP
Super, can you send the y fronts.
He sent me them last week... I can send them on
Have you worn them.
She sent me pic with them on her head
You didn't see the other pics....
Yes Fiddles, I have
I saw he other pics though "
I thought I did them quite well |
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you.........
Take off your knickers and post them to me recorded delivery.
Again?
He's settin bup his own stall down the market.
Next to the pie man
Combine the stalls, Pie n Pants. It's a winner all round "
Great idea, I can hear the radio ad already.
"You like pies? You like pants? Then get on down to Pint n Pants!" |
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"Quick I need to finish wrapping the Christmas presents.
Send pants ASAP.
Are you regifting used pants or using them as wrapping paper?
Either way can I join your secret Santa group? "
Regifting.
The gift of some worn pants comes with all the warmth of the sender. |
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"Have you seen the price of recorded delivery these days? Collection only
On my way. Can I chose from a selection
OK, I'll go put them all on now  "
Just the way I like them. Until they’re removed of course. |
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