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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you ever sneezed or coughed so hard that you got a boner?

I know someone (totally not my husband) who had such a bad coughing fit, that his stomach was tensed the whole time and it just like...squeezed a boner out.

Was a magnificent day

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cue lots of men now trying to make this happen

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I had Hayfever sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At my age I just pee.

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By *tallion and fillyCouple over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

Nope, just imagine if that where a thing. How many men would be walking down the highstreet trying to hide a stiff.

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By *tallion and fillyCouple over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

Nope, just imagine if that where a thing. How many men would be walking down the highstreet trying to hide a stiffy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope, just imagine if that where a thing. How many men would be walking down the highstreet trying to hide a stiff."

I mean....I watched my ‘friend’ do it. It was amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't say it's ever happened to me, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see it happening if the coughing were strong enough to push blood downwards

Death by hanging would cause the blood to move to the lower part of the body causing an erection which was known as ‘angels lust’

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By *tallion and fillyCouple over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

sorry, I meant if we all did that..lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever sneezed or coughed so hard that you got a boner?

I know someone (totally not my husband) who had such a bad coughing fit, that his stomach was tensed the whole time and it just like...squeezed a boner out.

Was a magnificent day"

I've sneezed got a boner then hiccup till orgasm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneezed and farted not that it counts but the ultimate goal is the mythical burpsnart

Burp Fart and sneeze at the same time

I don’t want to blow up though

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

It's not happening so don't ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneezed and farted not that it counts but the ultimate goal is the mythical burpsnart

Burp Fart and sneeze at the same time

I don’t want to blow up though "

You could die if you blew up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneezed and farted not that it counts but the ultimate goal is the mythical burpsnart

Burp Fart and sneeze at the same time

I don’t want to blow up though

You could die if you blew up "

But I could be the first ever burpsnart too, it seems like a price I’m willing to pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneezed and farted not that it counts but the ultimate goal is the mythical burpsnart

Burp Fart and sneeze at the same time

I don’t want to blow up though

You could die if you blew up

But I could be the first ever burpsnart too, it seems like a price I’m willing to pay "

Could get you into the Guinness world book of records

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneezed and farted not that it counts but the ultimate goal is the mythical burpsnart

Burp Fart and sneeze at the same time

I don’t want to blow up though

You could die if you blew up

But I could be the first ever burpsnart too, it seems like a price I’m willing to pay

Could get you into the Guinness world book of records "

Definitely worth it to meet Marco Pronto!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sneezed and farted not that it counts but the ultimate goal is the mythical burpsnart

Burp Fart and sneeze at the same time

I don’t want to blow up though "

Oh, surely worth the risk to be the first ever burpsnarter?!

This has cracked me up, OP

Mrs x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I might set a different word record if I sneeze, cough or laugh at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but sometimes if I stretch I get a hard on. Happened once in a yoga class, it was very embarrassing and made me look like I was just there to perv

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I once had such a large and powerful boner that the librarian coughed, does that count?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I once had such a large and powerful boner that the librarian coughed, does that count?

Were you using it as a book mark?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once had such a large and powerful boner that the librarian coughed, does that count?

Do you know that C was a librarian for ten years?!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

No but I've sneezed in a supermarket and my butt plug pushed itself half way out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No but I've sneezed in a supermarket and my butt plug pushed itself half way out

Oh my god

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