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over a year ago
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I forgot to pick up milk on my way into work this morning and I have none for my morning cuppa. Theres a girl in the office next door who's lactating? Should I ask her if she brought any milk in this morning that I can use?  |
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Ok, it was a quick convo: "Morning *****, I forgot to bring milk in this morning, you wouldn't have some I could borrow would you please?"
"I actually checked our fridge when I got in and its empty I'm afraid but I need to nip out in 10 so I'll pick you some up. I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee haha"
"Yeah I prefer mine semi skimmed anyway lol thank you, I'll see you when you get back."
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"Ok, it was a quick convo: "Morning *****, I forgot to bring milk in this morning, you wouldn't have some I could borrow would you please?"
"I actually checked our fridge when I got in and its empty I'm afraid but I need to nip out in 10 so I'll pick you some up. I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee haha"
"Yeah I prefer mine semi skimmed anyway lol thank you, I'll see you when you get back."
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Did you stare at her breasts the whole time? |
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"Ok, it was a quick convo: "Morning *****, I forgot to bring milk in this morning, you wouldn't have some I could borrow would you please?"
"I actually checked our fridge when I got in and its empty I'm afraid but I need to nip out in 10 so I'll pick you some up. I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee haha"
"Yeah I prefer mine semi skimmed anyway lol thank you, I'll see you when you get back."
Did you stare at her breasts the whole time? "
Ofcourse, I'm a man ain't I
I went out with friends in my 20s and we had a contest to see who could get a slap, yes we were dicks..probably still are too lol but yeah I went up to a girl and said "excuse me, I've been watching you all night." Then I looked at her other tit and said "I've been watching you too." - I got a slap |
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"I forgot to pick up milk on my way into work this morning and I have none for my morning cuppa. Theres a girl in the office next door who's lactating? Should I ask her if she brought any milk in this morning that I can use? "
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department."
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good  |
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good "
As was our replies to you. Loved the humour of the whole thing xx |
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good
As was our replies to you. Loved the humour of the whole thing xx"
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good "
Huh.... ?  |
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good
Huh.... ? "
Shut, sorry! I meant P6545  |
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good
Huh.... ? "
The breasts have disorientated him  |
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good
Huh.... ?
The breasts have disorientated him "
It only takes a nipple to be fair |
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"If a female friend of mine was made to feel uncomfortable like this in the workplace I’d tell her to complain to her HR department.
Just to clear things up, I didn't ask her about her breast milk, I didn't actually look af her tits(I was just messing with nippy ^), i get on very well with this lady and I know what sexual harassment is. Thus was just a bit of fun for a thread, and hey, I'll soon have my coffee so it's all good
Huh.... ?
The breasts have disorientated him
It only takes a nipple to be fair "
Or a nippy |
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"I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee
That was your opening, you totally bottled it, she wanted you to drink from them directly "
Lol I dont think it was, plus I don't play with people from work. I dont play much at all anymore tbh |
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"I have 'baby milk'(she looked down at her breasts) but it's going in nobody's tea or coffee
That was your opening, you totally bottled it, she wanted you to drink from them directly "
He'd have plenty of milk if he'd bottled it  |
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imho , just for the record....