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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's going on in your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. It's fun! Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PREMATURE!!

I thought jeez, I have been in the bath too long!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In "

Out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In

Out "

I just cum

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"In

Out

I just cum "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Jeremy "

Up yer Bum Missus, I wanted first tonight

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Good evening Jim, evening all

I had to check the time Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evenings all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Jim

How’re you this rainy evening? X

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Is it that time already!?!

Good evening regardless Jim! Hope you've had a lovely day and have a splendid evening ahead of you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jeremy "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! I definitely owe you a coffee now. Firstface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"PREMATURE!!

I thought jeez, I have been in the bath too long!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. It happens sometimes. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jeremy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! I definitely owe you a coffee now. Firstface"

Kapow *shoots pistol*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In "

Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In

Out "

Still fuck.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jeremy

Up yer Bum Missus, I wanted first tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In

Out

I just cum "

I'll give you half an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PREMATURE!!

I thought jeez, I have been in the bath too long!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. It happens sometimes. Smileyface"

Tess. Pretty please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jeremy

Up yer Bum Missus, I wanted first tonight

Unlucky. Not so ace tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G’eeeeeeeeervening Jim

I’m here now but I’ll be gone

Now

L8rs dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

I had to check the time Jim! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I'm keeping you on your toes. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G’eeeeeeeeervening Jim

I’m here now but I’ll be gone

Now

L8rs dude

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodbye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erro, Jim and all.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evenings all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, North. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

How’re you this rainy evening? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats.

I'm okay. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? x

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

I had to check the time Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I'm keeping you on your toes. Smileyface"

I’m typing this awake so well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it that time already!?!

Good evening regardless Jim! Hope you've had a lovely day and have a splendid evening ahead of you!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Racer. That's the time! Whatever the time is now. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jim, good afternoon. I can't write eeeeeeevening because it's so early

Today I gingerly rolled myself up to the shops bought 18th bday paraphernalia for our son

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jeremy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! I definitely owe you a coffee now. Firstface

Kapow *shoots pistol*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

How was it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Jim and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"PREMATURE!!

I thought jeez, I have been in the bath too long!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Test. It happens sometimes. Smileyface

Tess. Pretty please x"

Tess it is. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim "

Gooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. Happy Monday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erro, Jim and all.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Nippy in the night. Smileyface

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Bit early isn't it? Well I suppose the nights are drawing in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, evening all

I had to check the time Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. I'm keeping you on your toes. Smileyface

I’m typing this awake so well done

Well done you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

How was it?"

long Jim.. It was really long ... And hard...it was really hard Jim

So to recap, it was long and hard Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erro, Jim and all.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Nippy in the night. Smileyface"

Have you found a way to return all that positive anal energy to the bearded fella....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, good afternoon. I can't write eeeeeeevening because it's so early

Today I gingerly rolled myself up to the shops bought 18th bday paraphernalia for our son

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's not that early.

I hope you're not over doing it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Merry Monday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jim, good afternoon. I can't write eeeeeeevening because it's so early

Today I gingerly rolled myself up to the shops bought 18th bday paraphernalia for our son

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's not that early.

I hope you're not over doing it."

Nothing has been overdone. I only bought a balloon, a badge and a banner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit early isn't it? Well I suppose the nights are drawing in. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It'll be Christmas soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

How was it?

long Jim.. It was really long ... And hard...it was really hard Jim

So to recap, it was long and hard Jim

I'll give you long and hard.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Bit early isn't it? Well I suppose the nights are drawing in.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It'll be Christmas soon.

Yippee. Saw the boxes (used to be tins) of chocolates in Tesco today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*wanders off to play in traffic *

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erro, Jim and all.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Nippy in the night. Smileyface

Have you found a way to return all that positive anal energy to the bearded fella....?"

Nothing as original as what he did for me. All I have is an erect penis for for him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim

How’re you this rainy evening? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats.

I'm okay. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? x"

I’m about to jump into a hot bath.

Not actually JUMP of course, that’d make a mess, but you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Merry Monday! Smileyface"

Very merry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*wanders off to play in traffic *"

Don't do it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim

How’re you this rainy evening? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats.

I'm okay. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? x

I’m about to jump into a hot bath.

Not actually JUMP of course, that’d make a mess, but you get the idea.

I like your socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders off to play in traffic *

Don't do it!"

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders off to play in traffic *"

Hope it's a video game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*wanders off to play in traffic *

Don't do it!

Why not?"

I don't want you to bruise your bellend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, good afternoon. I can't write eeeeeeevening because it's so early

Today I gingerly rolled myself up to the shops bought 18th bday paraphernalia for our son

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's not that early.

I hope you're not over doing it.

Nothing has been overdone. I only bought a balloon, a badge and a banner

Okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit early isn't it? Well I suppose the nights are drawing in.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It'll be Christmas soon.

Yippee. Saw the boxes (used to be tins) of chocolates in Tesco today. "

I told you it'll be Christmas soon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*wanders off to play in traffic *

Don't do it!

Why not?

I don't want you to bruise your bellend."

That's the lest of my worries.

I embarrassed myself the other day.

I walked into a wall with a hardon and broke my nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim

How’re you this rainy evening? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats.

I'm okay. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? x

I’m about to jump into a hot bath.

Not actually JUMP of course, that’d make a mess, but you get the idea.

Splish splash, enjoy your bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Merry Monday! Smileyface

Very merry

Awesome.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"*wanders off to play in traffic *

Don't do it!

Why not?

I don't want you to bruise your bellend.

That's the lest of my worries.

I embarrassed myself the other day.

I walked into a wall with a hardon and broke my nose"

Could be worse, your nose could be so big you can't reach the door handle to go for a poo. Now THAT would be embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*wanders off to play in traffic *

Don't do it!

Why not?

I don't want you to bruise your bellend.

That's the lest of my worries.

I embarrassed myself the other day.

I walked into a wall with a hardon and broke my nose"

How's the wall?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dented

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

How was it?

long Jim.. It was really long ... And hard...it was really hard Jim

So to recap, it was long and hard Jim

I'll give you long and hard."

Oofftt Jim.. So long and hard all day... And all night too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dented "

Poor wall.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

How was it?

long Jim.. It was really long ... And hard...it was really hard Jim

So to recap, it was long and hard Jim

I'll give you long and hard.

Oofftt Jim.. So long and hard all day... And all night too

All day and all of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?"

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hands up for marmalade...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?"

Batman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)"

We love this city.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)

We love this city."

https://youtu.be/Tn0-6n_dng4

Labelle Lady Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening jimbooooooo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone."

Yaaaay G-Crumps

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Jeremy

Up yer Bum Missus, I wanted first tonight

Don't start on me, or I'll set Brother Dave on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)

We love this city.

https://youtu.be/Tn0-6n_dng4

Labelle Lady Marmalade"

You can't label Lady Marmalade.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jeremy

Up yer Bum Missus, I wanted first tonight

Don't start on me, or I'll set Brother Dave on you

I'll take him too. I've been practicing my ninja moves and can knock a cunt out with a tin of tuna from 18 feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening jimbooooooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)

We love this city.

https://youtu.be/Tn0-6n_dng4

Labelle Lady Marmalade

You can't label Lady Marmalade."

For the love of rock n roll...I'm not trying to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Granny.

How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jeremy

Up yer Bum Missus, I wanted first tonight

Don't start on me, or I'll set Brother Dave on you

I'll take him too. I've been practicing my ninja moves and can knock a cunt out with a tin of tuna from 18 feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Where did that two weeks go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)

We love this city.

https://youtu.be/Tn0-6n_dng4

Labelle Lady Marmalade

You can't label Lady Marmalade.

For the love of rock n roll...I'm not trying to

That's cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimchop. Hope your Monday has been fun.

It has rained in the house again tonight. I hate being a grown up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim

First day back @ work today

Where did that two weeks go?

I know.. It was great tho, I've had a brilliant time... Culminating with my first venture back to the gym... I have a lovely sweet pain in my muscles

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?"

Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

He listens to it every night when he goes for a sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimchop. Hope your Monday has been fun.

It has rained in the house again tonight. I hate being a grown up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. It wasn't fun.

Sorry to read your house is soggy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)"

Had it on toast for lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jimchop. Hope your Monday has been fun.

It has rained in the house again tonight. I hate being a grown up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. It wasn't fun.

Sorry to read your house is soggy."

Thanks Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

He listens to it every night when he goes for a sit down wee

I do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hands up for marmalade...;-)

Had it on toast for lunch "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimchop. Hope your Monday has been fun.

It has rained in the house again tonight. I hate being a grown up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. It wasn't fun.

Sorry to read your house is soggy.

Thanks Jim x "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello all, only a flying visit, but I feel obliged to join in on this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Batman!"

Boosh!

____________________________Kapoosh!

____________ Bam!

__Wham!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Hello all, only a flying visit, but I feel obliged to join in on this thread!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DeepBlue. Nice to see you! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

He listens to it every night when he goes for a sit down wee

I do!"

...a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Batman!

Boosh!

____________________________Kapoosh!

____________ Bam!

__Wham!"

Holy nocturnal post, Sam!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

He listens to it every night when he goes for a sit down wee

I do!

...a poo"

It's only natural.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone."

I'm having a pre bed tea and listening to the rainfall of all rainfalls ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

I'm having a pre bed tea and listening to the rainfall of all rainfalls .... "

Wet wet wet.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Granny.

How are you? x"

You know James...... I am rather content. It might be temporary so I'll enjoy it for the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Granny.

How are you? x

You know James...... I am rather content. It might be temporary so I'll enjoy it for the moment."

Enjoy the moment.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

He listens to it every night when he goes for a sit down wee

I do!

...a poo

It's only natural."

https://youtu.be/duf-dofeoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect

Smilemyface

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. What's your favourite jam?

My favourite jam is start

What is your favourite jam erect?

Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

He listens to it every night when he goes for a sit down wee

I do!

...a poo

It's only natural.

https://youtu.be/duf-dofeoms"

Woodface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

I'm having a pre bed tea and listening to the rainfall of all rainfalls .... "

You can keep the rain over your way, Granny, ta.

We're having a rather lovely time, chilling on the sofa and watching Lucifer on Amazon

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It's only natural.

https://youtu.be/duf-dofeoms"

I've got a couple of Crowded House's cds in ma collection

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

I'm having a pre bed tea and listening to the rainfall of all rainfalls ....

You can keep the rain over your way, Granny, ta.

We're having a rather lovely time, chilling on the sofa and watching Lucifer on Amazon

I'm sooooo looking forward to the new series

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooooooood evening everybody!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Smileyface"

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Smileyface

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?"

I got a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Jim

How’re you this rainy evening? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats.

I'm okay. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? x

I’m about to jump into a hot bath.

Not actually JUMP of course, that’d make a mess, but you get the idea.

I like your socks

Thank you lovely!!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon.

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Smileyface

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours."

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon. "

*Good is probably a more appropriate word here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon. "

It's almost 11pm and you're making me hungry talking of food!! I'd like a peach now

" Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here "

I'm always here baby

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Smileyface

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon.

It's almost 11pm and you're making me hungry talking of food!! I'd like a peach now

Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here

I'm always here baby

Damn cannibal

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smartin. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon.

It's almost 11pm and you're making me hungry talking of food!! I'd like a peach now

Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here

I'm always here baby

Damn cannibal

Oh no!! You're a sweet peach but I would make sure not to eat you because you're a princess!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimbooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?"

Smileyface to you too - I haven't just woken up, but worried that my internal clock will be confused by my food choices.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon.

It's almost 11pm and you're making me hungry talking of food!! I'd like a peach now

Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here

I'm always here baby

Damn cannibal

Oh no!! You're a sweet peach but I would make sure not to eat you because you're a princess!

Phew! I thought I was going in a melting pot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know."

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?

Smileyface to you too - I haven't just woken up, but worried that my internal clock will be confused by my food choices."

What cereal did you have? I could eat some coco pops right now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Good evening to the nice people and ONLY the nice people .... xxxx Oh alright ..... everyone.

I'm having a pre bed tea and listening to the rainfall of all rainfalls ....

You can keep the rain over your way, Granny, ta.

We're having a rather lovely time, chilling on the sofa and watching Lucifer on Amazon

Im going to read my book in a mo..... trouble is as soon as I start I nod off...... been on the same page since Dick Docked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon.

It's almost 11pm and you're making me hungry talking of food!! I'd like a peach now

Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here

I'm always here baby

Damn cannibal

Oh no!! You're a sweet peach but I would make sure not to eat you because you're a princess!

As the mighty Nicholas cage once said, I could eat a peach for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Newbie here. Hope everyone is cool! just have a browse about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening everybody!

Food evening cheeky, I mean, Lemon.

It's almost 11pm and you're making me hungry talking of food!! I'd like a peach now

Gooooooood evening everybody!

Fancy meeting you here

I'm always here baby

Damn cannibal

Oh no!! You're a sweet peach but I would make sure not to eat you because you're a princess!

Phew! I thought I was going in a melting pot"

I like you so you're safe! I might eat a few others though

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?

Smileyface to you too - I haven't just woken up, but worried that my internal clock will be confused by my food choices.

What cereal did you have? I could eat some coco pops right now "

Muesli with some greek yoghurt - I'm hoping that eating hippy food will stimulate hair growth (on my head at least)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mystiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?

Smileyface to you too - I haven't just woken up, but worried that my internal clock will be confused by my food choices."

I think you'll be alright. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface"

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Thank you - I'm supposed to be doing some work but this seems far more educational

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?

Smileyface to you too - I haven't just woken up, but worried that my internal clock will be confused by my food choices.

What cereal did you have? I could eat some coco pops right now

Muesli with some greek yoghurt - I'm hoping that eating hippy food will stimulate hair growth (on my head at least)"

Oh check you out being all healthy!

Anyway I'm going on a diet tomorrow that's it!! I'm just going to finish off my McDonald's milkshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Newbie here. Hope everyone is cool! just have a browse about.

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"I've just had some cereal - does that mean it's morning for me?

Have you just woken up?

Smileyface to you too - I haven't just woken up, but worried that my internal clock will be confused by my food choices.

What cereal did you have? I could eat some coco pops right now

Muesli with some greek yoghurt - I'm hoping that eating hippy food will stimulate hair growth (on my head at least)

Oh check you out being all healthy!

Anyway I'm going on a diet tomorrow that's it!! I'm just going to finish off my McDonald's milkshake

"
I know - it'll last until the morning, then it's back to the sugar and lard diet for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly."

Jimbo you're on my hotlist so don't you worry baby I always check you out!

What was the craziest spelling you had of fibre? Is it fibre? I'm doubting myself now

fiber fyber fybrrrrrr fyba

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been? "

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been? "

sneaky!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along."

https://youtu.be/ezenR3Cljyo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly.

Jimbo you're on my hotlist so don't you worry baby I always check you out!

What was the craziest spelling you had of fibre? Is it fibre? I'm doubting myself now

fiber fyber fybrrrrrr fyba "

Haha. I had a lot of fiber.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

nighty night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

https://youtu.be/ezenR3Cljyo"

I love that. I'd forgotten all about that song. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

nighty night"

Na night. x

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

https://youtu.be/ezenR3Cljyo"

Possibly the greatest film ever - Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly.

Jimbo you're on my hotlist so don't you worry baby I always check you out!

What was the craziest spelling you had of fibre? Is it fibre? I'm doubting myself now

fiber fyber fybrrrrrr fyba

Haha. I had a lot of fiber."

Well if anyone is looking for some tips for their anus here you go:

Fibre at breakfast

Two thick slices of wholemeal toasted bread (6.5g of fibre) topped with one sliced banana (1.4g) and a small glass of fruit smoothie drink (1.5g) will give you around 9.4g of fibre.

Fibre at lunch

A baked jacket potato with the skin on (2.6g) with a 200g portion of reduced-sugar and reduced-salt baked beans in tomato sauce (9.8g) followed by an apple (1.2g) will give you around 13.6g of fibre.

Fibre at dinner

Mixed vegetable tomato-based curry cooked with onion and spices (3.3g) with wholegrain rice (2.8g) followed by a lower fat fruit yoghurt (0.4g) will give you around 6.5g of fibre. Bear in mind that fruit yoghurts can sometimes be high in added sugars, so check the label and try to choose lower-sugar versions.

Fibre as a snack

A small handful of nuts can have up to 3g of fibre. Make sure you choose unsalted nuts, such as plain almonds, without added sugars.

Total: Around 32.5g of fibre

Fibre on food labels

The above example is only an illustration, as the amount of fibre in any food can depend on how it is made or prepared and on how much of it you eat. Most pre-packaged foods have a nutrition label on the side or back of the packaging, which often gives you a guide about how much dietary fibre the food contains.

I hope that helps your assholes everyone x

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly.

Jimbo you're on my hotlist so don't you worry baby I always check you out!

What was the craziest spelling you had of fibre? Is it fibre? I'm doubting myself now

fiber fyber fybrrrrrr fyba

Haha. I had a lot of fiber.

Well if anyone is looking for some tips for their anus here you go:

Fibre at breakfast

Two thick slices of wholemeal toasted bread (6.5g of fibre) topped with one sliced banana (1.4g) and a small glass of fruit smoothie drink (1.5g) will give you around 9.4g of fibre.

Fibre at lunch

A baked jacket potato with the skin on (2.6g) with a 200g portion of reduced-sugar and reduced-salt baked beans in tomato sauce (9.8g) followed by an apple (1.2g) will give you around 13.6g of fibre.

Fibre at dinner

Fibre as a snack

A small handful of nuts can have up to 3g of fibre. Make sure you choose unsalted nuts, such as plain almonds, without added sugars.

Total: Around 32.5g of fibre

Fibre on food labels

I hope that helps your assholes everyone x "

My broadband is fibre - does that mean it's shit?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

https://youtu.be/ezenR3Cljyo

Possibly the greatest film ever - Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee"

Bloody great ain't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly.

Jimbo you're on my hotlist so don't you worry baby I always check you out!

What was the craziest spelling you had of fibre? Is it fibre? I'm doubting myself now

fiber fyber fybrrrrrr fyba

Haha. I had a lot of fiber.

Well if anyone is looking for some tips for their anus here you go:

Fibre at breakfast

Two thick slices of wholemeal toasted bread (6.5g of fibre) topped with one sliced banana (1.4g) and a small glass of fruit smoothie drink (1.5g) will give you around 9.4g of fibre.

Fibre at lunch

A baked jacket potato with the skin on (2.6g) with a 200g portion of reduced-sugar and reduced-salt baked beans in tomato sauce (9.8g) followed by an apple (1.2g) will give you around 13.6g of fibre.

Fibre at dinner

Fibre as a snack

A small handful of nuts can have up to 3g of fibre. Make sure you choose unsalted nuts, such as plain almonds, without added sugars.

Total: Around 32.5g of fibre

Fibre on food labels

I hope that helps your assholes everyone x "

Thank you for for thinking about our nocturnal buttholes. x

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along."

Yes it is a lot but mostly rubbish as always so read all it is

. As long as you bob along with a smile thats all that counts

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

sneaky!"

I know they will never know though

amything important they can email me again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smileyface to you! Did you manage to get any sleep today?

I got a few hours.

Will you have an early night tonight or go deep into the early hours?

I just don't know.

Well tomorrow morning I will have a nosey and see how long you survived the long night!

Have you been eating lots of fibre and taking care of your anus?

I'd like it if you checked me out.

I ate some fibre, but not as much as I usually do. You'd be surprised how many swingers can't spell fibre correctly.

Jimbo you're on my hotlist so don't you worry baby I always check you out!

What was the craziest spelling you had of fibre? Is it fibre? I'm doubting myself now

fiber fyber fybrrrrrr fyba

Haha. I had a lot of fiber.

Well if anyone is looking for some tips for their anus here you go:

Fibre at breakfast

Two thick slices of wholemeal toasted bread (6.5g of fibre) topped with one sliced banana (1.4g) and a small glass of fruit smoothie drink (1.5g) will give you around 9.4g of fibre.

Fibre at lunch

A baked jacket potato with the skin on (2.6g) with a 200g portion of reduced-sugar and reduced-salt baked beans in tomato sauce (9.8g) followed by an apple (1.2g) will give you around 13.6g of fibre.

Fibre at dinner

Fibre as a snack

A small handful of nuts can have up to 3g of fibre. Make sure you choose unsalted nuts, such as plain almonds, without added sugars.

Total: Around 32.5g of fibre

Fibre on food labels

I hope that helps your assholes everyone x

My broadband is fibre - does that mean it's shit?"

It's good broadband. It's the number two broadband on this thread tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're welcome Jim!!

Right I'm going to go jump into bed. Goodnight everyone. Xx

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

https://youtu.be/ezenR3Cljyo

Possibly the greatest film ever - Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

Bloody great ain't it "

Thats my mums favourite film and is an amazing film to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

sneaky!

I know they will never know though

amything important they can email me again

I'm starting to doubt your integrity, Superman.

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"You're welcome Jim!!

Right I'm going to go jump into bed. Goodnight everyone. Xx "

I've got one of those mental pictures again - ooooh!

Goodnight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're welcome Jim!!

Right I'm going to go jump into bed. Goodnight everyone. Xx "

Goodnight lemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're welcome Jim!!

Right I'm going to go jump into bed. Goodnight everyone. Xx "

Na night.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Newbie here. Hope everyone is cool! just have a browse about.

Yeah Only, Jim will show you through everyone's profile on here

Just pull up a seat and bring cake & wine for the Ladies

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

https://youtu.be/ezenR3Cljyo

Possibly the greatest film ever - Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

Bloody great ain't it

Thats my mums favourite film and is an amazing film to be fair

"
Second only to the original Jungle Book film

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening my amazing nocturnal superhero Batman

how the devil are you? I am back to help bring justice to all

although normality is a drag

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. It's good to see you. I'm okay. I hope you get through your first shift back okay. Smileyface

Its always great to see you my friend

i had my first shift last night and was all catch up over 600 emails to go through

although just clicked all as read

. How have you been?

That's a lot of emails. I'm bobbing along.

Yes it is a lot but mostly rubbish as always so read all it is

. As long as you bob along with a smile thats all that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thank you - I'm supposed to be doing some work but this seems far more educational

No worries, dude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if this thread closes before 11pm

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You're welcome Jim!!

Right I'm going to go jump into bed with Ace. Goodnight everyone. Xx "

Well that was a surprise! You know how I like ma tea in the morning

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

It's around this time of night that I think "right...time for bed" then just pick up the guitar for five minutes. Two hours later and I'm still plinking away and wondering why I'm fallling asleep

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I wonder if this thread closes before 11pm"

It could do, what do you reckon?

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