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Mad, staring eyes...
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"Isn't this what doggy style is for?" ...who told you my secrets? | |||
"No I prefer nice eyes to a bottom." What happens if I have both  | |||
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"I guess there's a thin line between the overactive thyroid and crazy axe murderer look " | |||
"Only in daytime in a public place "Very wise | |||
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" "What big eyes you have !  | |||
"No I prefer nice eyes to a bottom. What happens if I have both "Then you're a lucky sod not many people have both. | |||
"Would you meet up with someone with mad, staring eyes, if they had a nice arse? Asking for a friend "No. Seriously. The eyes are the mirror of the soul. Shame I have small piggy eyes.... oink | |||
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What big eyes you have ! " | |||
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"Would you meet up with someone with mad, staring eyes, if they had a nice arse? Asking for a friend
No. Seriously. The eyes are the mirror of the soul.
Shame I have small piggy eyes.... oink"I knew I'd get a sensible answer out of you,GC. You're like my FAB guru | |||
"No I prefer nice eyes to a bottom. What happens if I have both
Then you're a lucky sod not many people have both."Baby blue eyes and a bum that’s ok | |||
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"Sunglasses! Sunglasses are the answer here or a bag. Job done, now let me see that arse! " What about those glasses with a patch over one eye? Hot or not? | |||
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"I have weird eyes and I’m a bit of a weird starer... "You're hardly Marty Feldman | |||
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" No. People who have weight lifters eyes scare me "Weight lifters eyes!! Oh that's really tickled me. Thank you | |||
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"No, have an over active imagination. If they have crazy eyes I'll think there's a reason "Crazy eyes? Reason? I don't know what you mean?
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"No, have an over active imagination. If they have crazy eyes I'll think there's a reason "Or it could just be trapped wind | |||
"Sunglasses! Sunglasses are the answer here or a bag. Job done, now let me see that arse! What about those glasses with a patch over one eye? Hot or not? "Great question, what about the ones with a plaster or cello tape holding then together hhhmmmmmmm x | |||
"Now I do love a beautiful arse but eyes are so much more important..." True, you can't get them to walk backwards for ever | |||
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"Blindfold ?? " Yes please  | |||
"Sunglasses! Sunglasses are the answer here or a bag. Job done, now let me see that arse! What about those glasses with a patch over one eye? Hot or not?
Great question, what about the ones with a plaster or cello tape holding then together hhhmmmmmmm x"Jack Duckworth specials | |||
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"No, that would be a bit disturbing ... just pity the poor arse attached to the eyes ... " I can't remember Mr T ever using that line! | |||
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"No "Your chest makes my eyes go a bit gozzy tbh Babs | |||
"Would you meet up with someone with mad, staring eyes, if they had a nice arse? Asking for a friend "What about 'nice eyes', but a 'fat arse'. Asking for a friend. | |||
"Would you meet up with someone with mad, staring eyes, if they had a nice arse? Asking for a friend
What about 'nice eyes', but a 'fat arse'.
Asking for a friend. "Works for me lol | |||
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"Blindfold ?? " Ooh kink. In | |||
"No I prefer nice eyes to a bottom." I bet you have a nice bottom | |||
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"No. Couldn’t meet with someone whose eyes are too close together too " Cyclops | |||
My nips do point in opposite directions tho | |||
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"No. Couldn’t meet with someone whose eyes are too close together too " This definitely!!!!! I'm fine with hammerheads though....  | |||
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Your chest makes my eyes go a bit gozzy tbh Babs " | |||
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"Just to clarify...my eyes (generally) aren't mad or staring
My nips do point in opposite directions tho " | |||
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