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What's your favourite expression of surprise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So what's your fav expression to wheel out when you really want to express surprise?

Such as:

"Well grease my nipples and call me Janet"

"Well fart in my latte and call it a mocha"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Jesus christ usually

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well fuck me sideways!

Actually that's more of a request than an exclamation

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

No shit Sherlock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zoiks!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Shut up!!!!!! (In my Essex accent)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shut up!!!!!! (In my Essex accent)

I do that one too!! haha

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Gazooks!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Crikey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s either fuck me or fucking Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FML (fuck my life)

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Crimony!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dafuq

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holly fuck the babies black !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s either fuck me or fucking Nora "

Does Nora know?!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

fuck a duck

Christ on a bicycle

You shitting me?

Fuck oooooooooofff ya cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crimony!"

Cor blimey luv a duck wheers Mary Poppins?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gazooks!"

The game is a foot. Have at ye sir.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zowie!

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Shit the bed

Fuck me dead

Better in an Aussie accent

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

^ he speaks my language

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fork

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Well fuck a duck... Or an nice and simple... Nnoooooooooo...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fork"

If it's bad:

Fork

Spoon....

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Oh my days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy shit/fuck. Interchangeable depending on my mood

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Shut up!!!!!! (In my Essex accent)

Stockport - Essex?

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Yikes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend says

"go to the foot of our stairs"

no clue why or how it means whatever it does

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well, cover me with eggs and flour and cook me for 40 minutes"

"Bugger me with a fishfork"

(Both actually Blackaddre quotes).

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"A friend says

"go to the foot of our stairs"

no clue why or how it means whatever it does

It means you need to start behaving yourself young man!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

""Well, cover me with eggs and flour and cook me for 40 minutes"

"Bugger me with a fishfork"

(Both actually Blackaddre quotes)."

Would it not just be quicker to say fuck

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Holy guacamole!

Shut the front door!

Oh my god!

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By *kiolo1Couple over a year ago

Whitland

"A friend says

"go to the foot of our stairs"

no clue why or how it means whatever it does

It means you need to start behaving yourself young man! "

Haha! The naughty step.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wowzer.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

""Well, cover me with eggs and flour and cook me for 40 minutes"

"Bugger me with a fishfork"

(Both actually Blackaddre quotes).

Would it not just be quicker to say fuck"
the whole point of the thread is expression that mean exactly that.

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By *kiolo1Couple over a year ago

Whitland

Christ on a cracker

Are you shitting me?

Are you fucking shitting me?

Fave learned from my Texan clan, Laaawd have mercy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my days."

No. Just. No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh!

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

""Well, cover me with eggs and flour and cook me for 40 minutes"

"Bugger me with a fishfork"

(Both actually Blackaddre quotes).

Would it not just be quicker to say fuck"

But women keep telling me that quicker doesn't necessarily mean better

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Shut up!!!!!! (In my Essex accent)

Stockport - Essex?"

Yes..... southerners can move up north

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

What in the flying testicles is that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend says

"go to the foot of our stairs"

no clue why or how it means whatever it does

It means you need to start behaving yourself young man!

Haha! The naughty step.

"Well I'll be dammed"

"Not on your nelly"

"Love a duck"

"Never ever have I"

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Oh!"

Golly....that’s extreme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me sideways..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Shut the front door!

Christ on a bike!

Always like the image of big J on his bicycle

Mrs x

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

""Well, cover me with eggs and flour and cook me for 40 minutes"

"Bugger me with a fishfork"

(Both actually Blackaddre quotes).

Would it not just be quicker to say fuck

But women keep telling me that quicker doesn't necessarily mean better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slap me with bread and call me a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Sweet Cheese on Toast!!!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey

Or golly gumdrops

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Fuck off ! No I mean it,fuck right off ! No fucking way Jose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't make a sound. Just raise an eyebrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy Crap on Cracker,

Flying Fudgybars

Fuuuck!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shiver my fucking timbers

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Blimey!

I say it so often I have a necklace with it on. It's a very "me" word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me sideways

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By *riental_brit_studMan over a year ago

London

Shut the front door!

Holy fuck balls!

That's bat shit crazy!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When I'm minding my manners it tends to be "goodness"

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Well, fuck a duck and call it Deidre.

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By *otts51Man over a year ago

worksop

Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"fuck a duck

Christ on a bicycle

You shitting me?

Fuck oooooooooofff ya cunt

We are similar in so many ways

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

When it's a real good sort of surprise I find I tend to respond ooooh yessss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit by moonlight or Fucking Nora

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Struth!! Or jesus titty fucking christ!!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Well fuck me sideways!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Mines Fuck offffff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jesus fuck!"

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to Fuck a Duck years ago.

Now just a simple Blimey

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