Leave your front door open all the time. Saves having to answer it.
never pay your electricity bill, you will never have to do the ironing. If you don't pay the gas bill either you will save a lot of money.
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"If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder. "
Genius |
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"NEVER use mayonnaise as a homemade conditioner, no matter what you may have read in stupid womens magazines.
And never use conditioner as sald dressing    "
Or as homemade lube. I know someone who did she she ended up with maggots in her fanny |
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"If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder. "
Fuck ok that’s actually a really good life hack
You’re smart for a Tory.  |
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"If you want an Amazon add on item (order over £20 only) add a preorder 4k Blu-ray to your basket, once the items delivered cancel the preorder.
Fuck ok that’s actually a really good life hack
You’re smart for a Tory. "
You’re welcome 
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"Save the dust from your hoover, by the end of the year you will have enough to stuff your own duvet
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I'm doing similar with my belly button fluff. Will make felted toys with it when I have enough. |
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"If you drop an egg on the floor sprinkle salt on it then its way easier to clean up
Or take a blow torch to it, pop it on toast and give it to the kids for lunch "
Or own a dog and never have to clean up food waste again |
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Attach a corn beef tin key to your keyring. Then if you go to the supermarket and don't have a £1 coin for the trolley the key key can be inserted to release the trolley. |
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"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors  "
You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs. |
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"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors
You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs."
5mins to use it twice? Way to sell yourself ! |
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"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors
You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs.
5mins to use it twice? Way to sell yourself ! "
No you've misunderstood. I've been keeping all my old ones since 2017 and been turning them inside out on your advice.
Though I do agree, five minutes to do two is quite long. |
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"This one is actually legit and will change your life. Cut pizza with scissors
You mean the other one you said about turning your condoms inside out wasn't? There's five minutes wasted then ffs.
5mins to use it twice? Way to sell yourself !
No you've misunderstood. I've been keeping all my old ones since 2017 and been turning them inside out on your advice.
Though I do agree, five minutes to do two is quite long."
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"Tired of people sitting next to you on public transport? When someone approaches your seat, look them in the eye as you tap that spare seat next to you with your hand in an encouraging manner. "
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