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WANTED! Personal assistant.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've decided that with J back in the same country and working all week, I need a PA for when he's busy. To keep me entertained and what not.
Thought I'd advertise here before I start flyering....
Any of you lot wanna apply? 
Payment will be in cake/gin (other foods and beverages are available)
Pop your application below  
Oh...and we absolutely have no moral issues with fucking the staff....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have just taken the fucking as payment but cake on top! I'll forward my CV.
Who doeant have a slice of cake after sex?! "
Can I have a slice before? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I take my clothes off alll the time, oh, and I drop things on the floor, which I then have to bend over to pick up "
Naked dropsies....
This is good...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have just taken the fucking as payment but cake on top! I'll forward my CV.
Who doeant have a slice of cake after sex?!
Can I have a slice before? "
Nooooo you must earn your cake! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm round the corner....
You're just after my cakes!
I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....   "
I'll meet you in the cake aisle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm 
Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?"
yes it does also shampoo and styling wax |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm
Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax"
Styling seems a little pointless in this instance... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm
Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax
Styling seems a little pointless in this instance... "
well you never know it's the details that matter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm
Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax
Styling seems a little pointless in this instance... well you never know it's the details that matter "
also turkish when ladies sit on my face my trousers all ways come off some some strange reason don't be alarmed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm
Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax
Styling seems a little pointless in this instance... well you never know it's the details that matter also turkish when ladies sit on my face my trousers all ways come off some some strange reason don't be alarmed "
You need a belt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"also slight note my face can be use as a chair if you get cold as my beard will keep you warm
Do you use a beard oil/conditioning product?yes it does also shampoo and styling wax
Styling seems a little pointless in this instance... well you never know it's the details that matter also turkish when ladies sit on my face my trousers all ways come off some some strange reason don't be alarmed
You need a belt! "
i do when i but one on my hand are well busy some reason i hear someone taking off weird right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.
I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.
I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?"
dana be your but make wear arsenal shirt i quit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.
I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?dana be your but make wear arsenal shirt i quit "
Not sure I understand your waffle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OOh cake & gin as payment; I'll apply.
I'm sure I recognise you Op. Were you Eileen Dover? I might be wrong? You look so like a girl who used to post who lives fairly close to me?dana be your but make wear arsenal shirt i quit
Not sure I understand your waffle "
sorry be your assistant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dam the competition for this position is tough my application didn’t even get reviewed 
This is why I need a PA...  "
Offering my services, I give great foot massages and a great around the house, collared and cuffed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm round the corner....
You're just after my cakes!
I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....
I'll meet you in the cake aisle "
Nice drizzle in your profile pic.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm round the corner....
You're just after my cakes!
I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....
I'll meet you in the cake aisle
Nice drizzle in your profile pic...."
You should see where I hold my coffee cup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm round the corner....
You're just after my cakes!
I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....
I'll meet you in the cake aisle
Nice drizzle in your profile pic....
You should see where I hold my coffee cup "
I should, yes, show me.....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm round the corner....
You're just after my cakes!
I reckon I could walk to yours! I'm amazed I've not bumped into you in Tesco....
I'll meet you in the cake aisle
Nice drizzle in your profile pic....
You should see where I hold my coffee cup
I should, yes, show me.....? "
Careful...i might |
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