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Do all estate agents smell the same
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had two estate agents in the house im working on this morning, and they both seem to have the same scent, is there a standard fragrance for estate agents??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must say estate agents is a profession I didn’t have down on my list of fantasies until I started looking at some houses of late and all of the females estate agents have been smoking hot & always have that bit of flirtatious banter  |
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"Must say estate agents is a profession I didn’t have down on my list of fantasies until I started looking at some houses of late and all of the females estate agents have been smoking hot & always have that bit of flirtatious banter "
and all after the commission at any price normally..lol |
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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago
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"Must say estate agents is a profession I didn’t have down on my list of fantasies until I started looking at some houses of late and all of the females estate agents have been smoking hot & always have that bit of flirtatious banter "
Yup, all you mate nothing to do with the fuck off commission they’ll earn.
You want to see top level flirting and hot women: any sales department for medication & health |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They rub freshly ground coffee or newly baked bread behind their ears , it's what they teach them at Estate Agent Academy "
Every day is a school day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones) |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones) "
Sniffs nippy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Sniffs nippy."
I smell of wee... |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Sniffs nippy.
I smell of wee... "
True story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Sniffs nippy.
I smell of wee...
True story"
I didn't ask you to sniff me so you must like it!  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Sniffs nippy.
I smell of wee...
True story
I didn't ask you to sniff me so you must like it! "
Piss off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Sniffs nippy.
I smell of wee...
True story
I didn't ask you to sniff me so you must like it!
Piss off "
Like a contest? |
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones) "
Selective reading Nippy, most people have said they smell of nice things.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Selective reading Nippy, most people have said they smell of nice things.
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I'm sure some smell of piss and are unscrupulous, but why judge ppl by what someone pays them to do for a living? Nobody starts a thread on plumbers farts do they - my brother is a plumber and smells vile.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Must say estate agents is a profession I didn’t have down on my list of fantasies until I started looking at some houses of late and all of the females estate agents have been smoking hot & always have that bit of flirtatious banter
Yup, all you mate nothing to do with the fuck off commission they’ll earn.
You want to see top level flirting and hot women: any sales department for medication & health "
I met a gorgeous busty blonde from Tinder who did that and her colleagues were stunning too. |
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I think it was Jack Dee that said that when an estate agent enters your house the power of their aftershave perfume/aftershave was enough to suck the air out the room and leave you struggling for breath and unable to see as your eyes puffed and began to water....
.... and this was coined the phrase “estate agent orange”
(Someone explain that to the “youf”) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I expect there are some estate agents reading this and wondering what they've done wrong to deserve this shit and also what you lot have done so right to enjoy abusing them......
(I'm not an estate agent btw, but I'm sure there are some lovely ones)
Selective reading Nippy, most people have said they smell of nice things.
I'm sure some smell of piss and are unscrupulous, but why judge ppl by what someone pays them to do for a living? Nobody starts a thread on plumbers farts do they - my brother is a plumber and smells vile.... "
I didn’t say they smelled bad, just that they smelled the same fragrance |
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