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I want to Piss on Your Lamppost
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hypothetical Situation:
You have managed to get one of the wonderous Fab women to engage in a bit of private sexy chat with you (aha).
After a bit of hard-on/moist inducing sexy talk you both decide you really should be doing a few things away from Fab.
You log off and think about your future wife and mother of your 6 children.
Then the thoughts creep in:
Am I the only man she is sexy chatting with or am I number 56?
What if another wonderful woman wants to sexy chat with me - do I say 'no' and, if I say 'yes', do I tell the two women about each other?
Do I now have to ask permission?
On the forum do I now have to flirt more or less with them?
Will they flirt more or less with me or just ignore me?
Do they want me to follow them about the forum like a lost puppy dog constantly nudging at their posts?
Do I now have to get my photos watermarked with 'Property Of [insert name here]'? Shall I ask them to do that?
What if I flirt with another woman on the forum or they flirt with other men?
With your mind buzzing you log back into Fab. Look at your messages and realise she had deleted the thread (why? is she just cleaning her box?). You go to send her a message - 'This user has blocked you'.
Well you think as dreams of marriage fade away that's solved that.
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What's your take on Fab flirting etiquette? Do you piss on lampposts? Is it really worth it? What are the unsaid rules? Is it just a minefield not worth bothering about?
These answers need to be asked and answered 
(The moral of the story: When it comes down to it is it worth engaging in sexy chat with a woman when you can indeuce an existential crisis. Better to stay lonely and friendless.)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a bitch - I never block a guy I have been chatting to without telling him why!
I don't do sexy chat on here either. I move it onto Whatsapp, because if it is going to get picture heavy I need somewhere I can easliy add the pictures to the messages.
As far as etiquette is concerned they can, as well as I can, talk to whoever they want. If they ignore my private messages as too busy please see first paragraph |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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It all depends on the boundaries you set when talking etc and being clear.. that way there's little confusion.
There will always be an element of flirting and nudging of forum posts if things do move on a level. It's a small place and I guess people look out for their favourite people.
As for lampposts I prefer pissing in bushes.. although that likely to be another thread at some point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Live your own life and don't worry about what silly gossipy others think. I never signed up to fab to please a load of forum strangers, innit....  
And if you're actually in a fablationship, then you talk this through with your partner, rather than guess..... |
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I don't flirt on the forum but I'm not bothered if the people I'm messaging are messaging every other woman on the site. I'm certainly not going to end every other conversation to just carry on with one; I always have a few conversations going both on the site and elsewhere.
As long as I find the conversation interesting I will continue it. It's a simplistic view but it works for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ideal would be a massive fab orgy with all my favourite people. So I'm not keen on lamppost pissing. "
You could have a lamppost at the orgy which you could all piss on |
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"My ideal would be a massive fab orgy with all my favourite people. So I'm not keen on lamppost pissing.
You could have a lamppost at the orgy which you could all piss on "
A few women have a fantasy of shagging under a lamppost while it's raining, so that might do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ideal would be a massive fab orgy with all my favourite people. So I'm not keen on lamppost pissing.
You could have a lamppost at the orgy which you could all piss on
A few women have a fantasy of shagging under a lamppost while it's raining, so that might do. "
Then you could re-enact singing in the rain? Win Win  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ideal would be a massive fab orgy with all my favourite people. So I'm not keen on lamppost pissing.
You could have a lamppost at the orgy which you could all piss on
A few women have a fantasy of shagging under a lamppost while it's raining, so that might do. "
Sex in the rain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is a lot to digest, can I phone a friend? 
Are you confused by the 'chat to a woman privately bit'?"
Does that ever happen?
Also, what are these unwritten rules you speak of, I have pen and paper at the ready |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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I was going to ask if maybe you need a lie down in a dark room after all that. But the whole thing has given me a headache so I'm just going to do that myself instead.... |
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"I was going to ask if maybe you need a lie down in a dark room after all that. But the whole thing has given me a headache so I'm just going to do that myself instead.... "
Sex cures headaches. Proper gen.  |
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"Hypothetical Situation:
Am I the only man she is sexy chatting with or am I number 56? ——- you’re probably not the only one but one would hope she would be discreet
What if another wonderful woman wants to sexy chat with me - do I say 'no' and, if I say 'yes', do I tell the two women about each other? ——- —no you don’t declare and yes it’s acceptable. Most assume that
Do I now have to ask permission? ———- for? Why?
On the forum do I now have to flirt more or less with them? ———— there should be no difference, maybe a little more personal now you have chatted
Will they flirt more or less with me or just ignore me? ——- that’s where it’s gets difficult and you have to use you judgement
Do they want me to follow them about the forum like a lost puppy dog constantly nudging at their posts? ——- if you happen to pick a jealous type they may
Do I now have to get my photos watermarked with 'Property Of [insert name here]'? Shall I ask them to do that? ———— god no! Unless there is an agreement to be exclusive
What if I flirt with another woman on the forum or they flirt with other men? ——— it’s either or prerogative if they wish to do so - isn’t it!?
With your mind buzzing you log back into Fab. Look at your messages and realise she had deleted the thread (why? is she just cleaning her box?). You go to send her a message - 'This user has blocked you'. ———- the greeneyed monster!
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What's your take on Fab flirting etiquette? Do you piss on lampposts? Is it really worth it? What are the unsaid rules? Is it just a minefield not worth bothering about?
These answers need to be asked and answered
(The moral of the story: When it comes down to it is it worth engaging in sexy chat with a woman when you can indeuce an existential crisis. Better to stay lonely and friendless.)
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Answers in ————-
I’m guessing many an existential crisis has happened here over the years. It’s in-built when two people become emotionally attached (if they do) it just gets my goat when others get caught up in it and/or it becomes an issue played out for everyone else to see - and yes they do!
I’d say beware of your emotional boundary, don’t intentionally create it, if you can’t stand the heat.... get out of the kitchen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think the person you're flirting with needs to know about who else you're chatting with unless your relationship is serious and you start to cross a line with others. If you feel like you need to tell them because you're feeling guilty and you're thinking about it as much as you are OP then I'd suggest taking a step back as it seems you might have caught the love (or should I say lust?) bug.
If the person I'm flirting with is happy to flirt and interested in me I will happily flirt in public and when we are private messaging. I don't care what anyone else thinks. I've come across people on here who have threatened me because I flirt with someone they like and it's creepy as fuck, they act like they own someone because they chat and flirt with them.
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"Hypothetical Situation:
You have managed to get one of the wonderous Fab women to engage in a bit of private sexy chat with you (aha).
After a bit of hard-on/moist inducing sexy talk you both decide you really should be doing a few things away from Fab.
You log off and think about your future wife and mother of your 6 children.
Then the thoughts creep in:
Am I the only man she is sexy chatting with or am I number 56?
What if another wonderful woman wants to sexy chat with me - do I say 'no' and, if I say 'yes', do I tell the two women about each other?
Do I now have to ask permission?
On the forum do I now have to flirt more or less with them?
Will they flirt more or less with me or just ignore me?
Do they want me to follow them about the forum like a lost puppy dog constantly nudging at their posts?
Do I now have to get my photos watermarked with 'Property Of [insert name here]'? Shall I ask them to do that?
What if I flirt with another woman on the forum or they flirt with other men?
With your mind buzzing you log back into Fab. Look at your messages and realise she had deleted the thread (why? is she just cleaning her box?). You go to send her a message - 'This user has blocked you'.
Well you think as dreams of marriage fade away that's solved that.
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What's your take on Fab flirting etiquette? Do you piss on lampposts? Is it really worth it? What are the unsaid rules? Is it just a minefield not worth bothering about?
These answers need to be asked and answered
(The moral of the story: When it comes down to it is it worth engaging in sexy chat with a woman when you can indeuce an existential crisis. Better to stay lonely and friendless.)
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I've come across people on here who have threatened me because I flirt with someone they like and it's creepy as fuck, they act like they own someone because they chat and flirt with them "
Or because you’re intending to meet them too! Why? Just why? It’s a swinging site! NSA is just that NO STRINGS ATTACHED! 
Sorry to hear you’ve experienced this LBC x |
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"I don't think the person you're flirting with needs to know about who else you're chatting with unless your relationship is serious and you start to cross a line with others. If you feel like you need to tell them because you're feeling guilty and you're thinking about it as much as you are OP then I'd suggest taking a step back as it seems you might have caught the love (or should I say lust?) bug.
If the person I'm flirting with is happy to flirt and interested in me I will happily flirt in public and when we are private messaging. I don't care what anyone else thinks. I've come across people on here who have threatened me because I flirt with someone they like and it's creepy as fuck, they act like they own someone because they chat and flirt with them.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I don't lamp post piss, not do I overtly flirt in the forums and I certainly don't expect that those I chat to aren't chatting to others - if it came to it and one particular person caught my attention more than others then I'd have a discussion with them about how we *both* felt, and would probably find I'd naturally back away from others anyway - whether the other person chose to too would be up to them and/or any conversation we had on the subject |
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"Hypothetical Situation:
You have managed to get one of the wonderous Fab women to engage in a bit of private sexy chat with you (aha).
After a bit of hard-on/moist inducing sexy talk you both decide you really should be doing a few things away from Fab.
You log off and think about your future wife and mother of your 6 children.
Then the thoughts creep in:
Am I the only man she is sexy chatting with or am I number 56?
What if another wonderful woman wants to sexy chat with me - do I say 'no' and, if I say 'yes', do I tell the two women about each other?
Do I now have to ask permission?
On the forum do I now have to flirt more or less with them?
Will they flirt more or less with me or just ignore me?
Do they want me to follow them about the forum like a lost puppy dog constantly nudging at their posts?
Do I now have to get my photos watermarked with 'Property Of [insert name here]'? Shall I ask them to do that?
What if I flirt with another woman on the forum or they flirt with other men?
With your mind buzzing you log back into Fab. Look at your messages and realise she had deleted the thread (why? is she just cleaning her box?). You go to send her a message - 'This user has blocked you'.
Well you think as dreams of marriage fade away that's solved that.
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What's your take on Fab flirting etiquette? Do you piss on lampposts? Is it really worth it? What are the unsaid rules? Is it just a minefield not worth bothering about?
These answers need to be asked and answered
(The moral of the story: When it comes down to it is it worth engaging in sexy chat with a woman when you can indeuce an existential crisis. Better to stay lonely and friendless.)
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Let's be honesy.This is Fab,it's not like the real world. Out there,exclusivity can normally be expected. In here,unless it's specifically stated by all parties,you can pretty much consider yourself a free agent and flirt with anyone and everyone.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I was going to ask if maybe you need a lie down in a dark room after all that. But the whole thing has given me a headache so I'm just going to do that myself instead....
Sex cures headaches. Proper gen. "
True dat. Come help a lady out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to ignore people on the forums once it goes to private or further. They know who they are Not that I'm that interactive to begin with!
If they actively interact with me (and I see it) of course I'll respond.
I'm here for me, if people are over thinking it that much they wouldn't be my type anyway. |
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I may do things on the forum sometimes that could be seen as lamppost pissing but its really not, it's generally that I can have a laugh with it and the person it involves is usually fine with it too (I hope)
The last thing i would want is for anything I do or they do to be seen as anything more than a giggle to others so have often decided against posting stuff.
The pitfalls of a forum I guess and how others perceive things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is a lot to digest, can I phone a friend?
Are you confused by the 'chat to a woman privately bit'?
Does that ever happen?
Also, what are these unwritten rules you speak of, I have pen and paper at the ready "
I'll tell you when we have our daily sexy talk PM later  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think the person you're flirting with needs to know about who else you're chatting with unless your relationship is serious and you start to cross a line with others. If you feel like you need to tell them because you're feeling guilty and you're thinking about it as much as you are OP then I'd suggest taking a step back as it seems you might have caught the love (or should I say lust?) bug.
If the person I'm flirting with is happy to flirt and interested in me I will happily flirt in public and when we are private messaging. I don't care what anyone else thinks. I've come across people on here who have threatened me because I flirt with someone they like and it's creepy as fuck, they act like they own someone because they chat and flirt with them.
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Hi, how you doin'? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to ask if maybe you need a lie down in a dark room after all that. But the whole thing has given me a headache so I'm just going to do that myself instead.... "
We'll wake you up next year |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps "
FAF? |
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The same thing happened to me the other day. Unbelievably rude. I don't mind if it's not going anywhere and if the lady doesn't want to chat anymore at least give a reason. By all means block him if he doesn't get the message if he becomes annoyingly persistent or abusive. |
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That was exhausting OP !
No I don’t flirt on the forums, it is all just friendly banter, any flirting is done offline. If it came to it that my words might affect other person, then it is a conversation those two individuals need to have and confirm boundaries |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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Fab has actually helped me figure out & combat my 'real life' tendency for jealousy/disappointment. Nothing here is of such great importance that it should affect other parts of your life, and things can change in an instant, so just be - anything else is cherries/gravy/your adornment of choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is a lot to digest, can I phone a friend?
Are you confused by the 'chat to a woman privately bit'?
Does that ever happen?
Also, what are these unwritten rules you speak of, I have pen and paper at the ready
I'll tell you when we have our daily sexy talk PM later "
I always look forward to those |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That is a lot to digest, can I phone a friend?
Are you confused by the 'chat to a woman privately bit'?
Does that ever happen?
Also, what are these unwritten rules you speak of, I have pen and paper at the ready
I'll tell you when we have our daily sexy talk PM later
I always look forward to those "
Me to lover boy |
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Good hypothetical.
There isn't a place for lamppost pissing in swinging.
It's very core is non ownership of someone else's body or requirements.
If I had several people I chatted to , I wouldn't be telling one about the other. That's not secrecy, that's discretion.
Some find public displays distasteful. Some thrive on public adoration.
You make up your mind what is right for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good hypothetical.
There isn't a place for lamppost pissing in swinging.
It's very core is non ownership of someone else's body or requirements.
If I had several people I chatted to , I wouldn't be telling one about the other. That's not secrecy, that's discretion.
Some find public displays distasteful. Some thrive on public adoration.
You make up your mind what is right for you. "
Always with the wise words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would expect that people now a days are generally talking to other people, I think until you have a conversation about where the relationships is going? And then rules are established: nobody can claim exclusive rights. Just my take on this.. |
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"Good hypothetical.
There isn't a place for lamppost pissing in swinging.
It's very core is non ownership of someone else's body or requirements.
If I had several people I chatted to , I wouldn't be telling one about the other. That's not secrecy, that's discretion.
Some find public displays distasteful. Some thrive on public adoration.
You make up your mind what is right for you.
Always with the wise words "
"Nice eyes babe," she said. In the meaningless, empty, branding stamp way of a seasoned lamppost pisser. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good hypothetical.
There isn't a place for lamppost pissing in swinging.
It's very core is non ownership of someone else's body or requirements.
If I had several people I chatted to , I wouldn't be telling one about the other. That's not secrecy, that's discretion.
Some find public displays distasteful. Some thrive on public adoration.
You make up your mind what is right for you.
Always with the wise words
"Nice eyes babe," she said. In the meaningless, empty, branding stamp way of a seasoned lamppost pisser. "
You can piss on my lamppost anyday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps
FAF? "
See now if i reply am I flirting, but if i ignore, peeps might assume you are in my box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps
FAF?
See now if i reply am I flirting, but if i ignore, peeps might assume you are in my box "
A quandry.
(*whispers* I am in her box  *whispers*) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps
FAF?
See now if i reply am I flirting, but if i ignore, peeps might assume you are in my box
A quandry.
(*whispers* I am in her box *whispers*)"
Yeah in your dreams |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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I don’t take forum flirting seriously it’s just a giggle. Some definitely take it seriously and there are those that follow their latest crush around the forums we all know it. If that’s what they enjoy then there’s no issue I suppose.
The flirting in private but ignoring in public isn’t a great idea though.
The safest thing? Keep your shenanigans away from the forums |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps
FAF?
See now if i reply am I flirting, but if i ignore, peeps might assume you are in my box
A quandry.
(*whispers* I am in her box *whispers*)
Yeah in your dreams "
Are we flirting now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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women have many of the go at any one time so why cant you?
why should you be a simp to her,she will soon bin you without warning, play her at her own game.
with this covid situation a lot of single women are lonely and using men to flirt with and lead on with no intention of meeting you, so dont think your next at bat.
hook up with as many as you can so when the flaky ones start to vanish you'll be prepared for it.
this is how you need to think as a single guy, women cannot make their minds up at the best of times and will play you like an idiot.
so no maybes, ifs or buts, soon as you hear that shit. bin and move on.
dont be rude to them. just bin and move on.
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"I don’t take forum flirting seriously it’s just a giggle. Some definitely take it seriously and there are those that follow their latest crush around the forums we all know it. If that’s what they enjoy then there’s no issue I suppose.
The flirting in private but ignoring in public isn’t a great idea though.
The safest thing? Keep your shenanigans away from the forums "
Well said Babs....... No public shenanigans unless it's all in fun of course. |
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"women have many of the go at any one time so why cant you?
why should you be a simp to her,she will soon bin you without warning, play her at her own game.
with this covid situation a lot of single women are lonely and using men to flirt with and lead on with no intention of meeting you, so dont think your next at bat.
hook up with as many as you can so when the flaky ones start to vanish you'll be prepared for it.
this is how you need to think as a single guy, women cannot make their minds up at the best of times and will play you like an idiot.
so no maybes, ifs or buts, soon as you hear that shit. bin and move on.
dont be rude to them. just bin and move on.
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Whoa Whoa Whoa Patrick ...... Women CAN make up their minds. Those that keep men hanging on do so because they WANT to ..... and they don't play men like idiots unless the man is an idiot and doesn't piss off when he is aware that he's not getting adult decisions.
Cuts both ways to be fair.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"women have many of the go at any one time so why cant you?
why should you be a simp to her,she will soon bin you without warning, play her at her own game.
with this covid situation a lot of single women are lonely and using men to flirt with and lead on with no intention of meeting you, so dont think your next at bat.
hook up with as many as you can so when the flaky ones start to vanish you'll be prepared for it.
this is how you need to think as a single guy, women cannot make their minds up at the best of times and will play you like an idiot.
so no maybes, ifs or buts, soon as you hear that shit. bin and move on.
dont be rude to them. just bin and move on.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps
FAF?
See now if i reply am I flirting, but if i ignore, peeps might assume you are in my box
A quandry.
(*whispers* I am in her box *whispers*)
Yeah in your dreams
Are we flirting now? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'm worn out reading that OP
When i chat with peeps in private i tend to do less obvious flirting and face slapping in the forum if that helps
FAF?
See now if i reply am I flirting, but if i ignore, peeps might assume you are in my box
A quandry.
(*whispers* I am in her box *whispers*)
Yeah in your dreams
Are we flirting now?
Nit if you are in my mum's knickers "
If I change into something else are we flirting then? |
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