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sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.
I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.
Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target 
I'll start with:
I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.
Specsavers next time eh?
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Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
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"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
X"
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When they say "how about......"
or how about you read my fucking profile text and show some goddam respect and consideration?
I'm gonna be brutally honest here, it's messages just like this one, messages that clearly show the sender has complete contempt and disregard in reference to the wishes of the recipient that cause women to leave this place. They're made to feel like what they want, what they ask for doesn't matter, that THEY don't matter.
It's men who behave just like you just have that instead of giving women confidence, chip away at them bit by bit.
Many men moan about the women on here saying they're up their own arses, that they're rude for not replying bla bla bla....
No, the men are rude and ignorant for blatantly ignoring the basics like reading the goddam words someone has taken the time and effort to write. |
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hey stranger (from someone you've never met before)
Hmmm, I don't seem to remember you, but I will never forget the stranger danger lesson, now back the fuck up before I pull out the pepper spray. Capiche? |
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Reply to the "wuu2"
I've picked my nose and scratched my arse, in that order because I've made the mistake of doing it the other way around, in the time it took me to actually decipher what that message meant
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"Reply to the "wuu2"
I've picked my nose and scratched my arse, in that order because I've made the mistake of doing it the other way around, in the time it took me to actually decipher what that message meant
X"
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over a year ago
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How about f*ck off you non reading twat 
At least then the recipient will know where he stands.
If he then continues follow up with go f*ck yourself with the rough end of a pineapple!
That usually leaves them too perplexed to think of an answer! |
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I have a standard reply like lots in the kik groups do.
"No thanks generic pasted messages are impersonal and sent by guys who are playing the numbers and no interest in the individual so on that goodbye" |
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"How about f*ck off you non reading twat
At least then the recipient will know where he stands.
If he then continues follow up with go f*ck yourself with the rough end of a pineapple!
That usually leaves them too perplexed to think of an answer!"
You sound as though you speak from experience |
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"I have a standard reply like lots in the kik groups do.
"I would like to say thank you for your message (they'll see that bit and get a semi) however, generic pasted messages are impersonal and sent by guys who are playing the numbers game and merely looking for a warm crevice to lay their throbbing member inside with no interest in the individual or their individual wants and needs, so on that basis I shall not be saying thank you, I shall be saying goodbye""
I've tweaked it. Reel them in a bit before the kapow. |
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"I have a standard reply like lots in the kik groups do.
"I would like to say thank you for your message (they'll see that bit and get a semi) however, generic pasted messages are impersonal and sent by guys who are playing the numbers game and merely looking for a warm crevice to lay their throbbing member inside with no interest in the individual or their individual wants and needs, so on that basis I shall not be saying thank you, I shall be saying goodbye"
I've tweaked it. Reel them in a bit before the kapow."
You women are evil |
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"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
X"
your luck would be that being their kink! X |
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"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
X
your luck would be that being their kink! X"
Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock |
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"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
X
your luck would be that being their kink! X
Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock "
Without realising autoerotic asphyxiation is a kink that a bleeding woman with low tolerance of idiots could quite easily get into |
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"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
X
your luck would be that being their kink! X
Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock
Without realising autoerotic asphyxiation is a kink that a bleeding woman with low tolerance of idiots could quite easily get into "
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"Heres one I've used when feeling cranky
Am I ok? Not really no. It's my time of the month so feel like my innards are being dragged out from inside me. I also have explosive diarrhoea so I'm not in the best of moods
X
your luck would be that being their kink! X
Or they come back with.... you know what'll make you feel better. My cock "
I really wish there was a face palm emoji because I have had that reply back x |
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"can we turn them into a bingo game and the first to get them all (screen shots of them required) gets a slap with the wet end of a fish
Only if the fish has dynamite for fins "
now your just getting kinky |
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Hi Woman of Fab, Please tick one of the following:
A: Weird sex
B:Sex thats a bit weird
C: ANYTHING GOES SEX.
This cut paste letter has got me many verifications. Granted none of it actually resulted in sex, but the green tick of fab means far more!  |
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" Hi Woman of Fab, Please tick one of the following:
A: Weird sex
B:Sex thats a bit weird
C: ANYTHING GOES SEX.
This cut paste letter has got me many verifications. Granted none of it actually resulted in sex, but the green tick of fab means far more! "
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"sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.
I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.
Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target
I'll start with:
I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.
Specsavers next time eh?
"
Thank fuck I'm a bloke, I don't get messages so never have to write a vinegar reply. |
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"sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.
I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.
Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target
I'll start with:
I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.
Specsavers next time eh?
Thank fuck I'm a bloke, I don't get messages so never have to write a vinegar reply. "
I think they should come with electric shocks to the nutsack. That would please me immensely |
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"sexist? Perhaps, but gents feel free to input/borrow.
I'm thinking we can share ideas for message responses so those copy n paste non profile reading mofos can get a taste of their own cannon fodder.
Remember: only use when on the blob and wanting to fire directly at the target
I'll start with:
I think you've messaged the wrong profile as mine clearly states messages like yours will be met with the block button.
Specsavers next time eh?
Thank fuck I'm a bloke, I don't get messages so never have to write a vinegar reply.
I think they should come with electric shocks to the nutsack. That would please me immensely "
I love it when you try to woo me like this.....  |
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