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over a year ago
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"Yes I couldn't find my watch one day.
Found it two weeks after in the anus of a woman I have been fisting during a dogging sesh.
Were you rooting through the bins round the back of Aldi again  "
I do that every Friday night |
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"Yes I couldn't find my watch one day.
Found it two weeks after in the anus of a woman I have been fisting during a dogging sesh.
Were you rooting through the bins round the back of Aldi again
I do that every Friday night "
Ah yes I remember now . Lidl is Saturdays  |
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By *ltr OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yes I couldn't find my watch one day.
Found it two weeks after in the anus of a woman I have been fisting during a dogging sesh. "
a guy in a club once lost his ring in a womans pussy didnt relise till a guy stuck his tounge in and found it about twenty minutes later  |
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"Yes I couldn't find my watch one day.
Found it two weeks after in the anus of a woman I have been fisting during a dogging sesh.
a guy in a club once lost his ring in a womans pussy didnt relise till a guy stuck his tounge in and found it about twenty minutes later "
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I used to race cyclist...And i was coming back from a training ride in north wales and was on way back to parents house back then when i was riding down a dual carriageway and came across a Black brief case with combination locks on it....so i took it home and tried combinations...it wasnt long before i got the combination right....and it opened up....inside was a load of police equipment and papers....So i gave the old bill a little call...i asked...do you have a policeman ...... at your station might he be missing a case...lol....the daftie had pulled someone over and drove off with his brief case on the roof
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I lost my watch and could not find it anywhere. I was out in the garden a few days later and saw it under a nearby plant. I took it off to cut down overgrown bushes and forgot about it! Still worked and it had not rained. |
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