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"Shit inside the cat litter box again ?" No but I've used cat litter to soak up all the spilt diesel | |||
"We need one of those Sunday confessional threads... " Well here you go confess all but I'm too ashamed to confess my sin. | |||
"We need one of those Sunday confessional threads... Well here you go confess all but I'm too ashamed to confess my sin." Oh do..... | |||
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"We need one of those Sunday confessional threads... Well here you go confess all but I'm too ashamed to confess my sin. Oh do..... " I can't I'd be struck off. | |||
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"Went out without your mask " No it improves my look so I've been told | |||
"Is this one of those facebook type posts where we need to say "PM me hun"?" God no | |||
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"Sent a man cake? " Men at work love my cake | |||
"Went out without your mask No it improves my look so I've been told " Did you add salt instead of sugar | |||
"Went out without your mask No it improves my look so I've been told Did you add salt instead of sugar " No | |||
"Went out without your mask No it improves my look so I've been told Did you add salt instead of sugar No " Did you eat something and not share | |||
"Went out without your mask No it improves my look so I've been told Did you add salt instead of sugar No Did you eat something and not share " You are very warm | |||
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"Went out without your mask No it improves my look so I've been told Did you add salt instead of sugar No Did you eat something and not share You are very warm " What was it | |||
"Burnt the cake " Only done that once | |||
"Did you wipe your arse on the hand towel cause the loo roll was empty? " Bet you have | |||
"Burnt the cake Only done that once " I once forgot to add the flour | |||
"This is a safe zone...you can tell us anything " You'll disown me if I did. | |||
"This is a safe zone...you can tell us anything You'll disown me if I did." Never..ever..not gonna happen x | |||
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"Burnt the cake Only done that once I once forgot to add the flour " I'm gonna bake a coffee & walnut cake next weekend, once I've bought a cake tin and some ingredients | |||
"Burnt the cake Only done that once I once forgot to add the flour I'm gonna bake a coffee & walnut cake next weekend, once I've bought a cake tin and some ingredients " This is the kind of baker I am | |||
"You've removed your friends mouth off your cock " I did and she wasn't pleased | |||
"Burnt the cake Only done that once I once forgot to add the flour " How in sweet jesus did you manage to forget the main ingredient | |||
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"This is a safe zone...you can tell us anything You'll disown me if I did. Never..ever..not gonna happen x" You sure | |||
"You ate those out of date Maltesers didnt ya! " Omg, just tell the world | |||
"You ate those out of date Maltesers didnt ya! Omg, just tell the world " Thats despicable!! | |||
"You ate those out of date Maltesers didnt ya! Omg, just tell the world Thats despicable!!" You wanna share | |||
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"I told you. Forget it. It's ok " Are you sure | |||
"I told you. Forget it. It's ok Are you sure " yeah. My dog cleaned it up. All evidence gone now xx | |||
"This is a safe zone...you can tell us anything You'll disown me if I did. Never..ever..not gonna happen x You sure " I am sure x | |||
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"Well that killed it!" Eat something and didn't share was close... Drank something that wasn't yours? | |||
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"I FOUND A BOX OF MALTESERS IN THE CUPBOARD THAT WERE OUT OF DATE " | |||