"“Doylum” - the most underrated northeast insult"
we have a friend from Newcastle that always calls people this, this is the only other time I've seen it

we thought he was making it up when he said it was a real word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will sell you for a broken plastic spoon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are depriving a village of an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't polish a turd"

But you can roll it in glitter!

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

He could fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb...

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll be using a lot of these,awesome thread OP!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is no I in team but there is a U in cunt.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum should've swallowed you "

Must remember this one

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

(regional to our area) fuck off and get dead rate quick... Or (nice and simple) the fuck are you looking at you ugly cunt.

Both will get a immediate reaction of rage

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

If someone makes a negative comment about me in person I look at them and state "Well I cannot say I am jealous of you". Works very well.

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"FOCUS"

Ha ha love it. Seen him and his daughter live. Bloody brilliant

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'm sorry but I refuse to enter a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

The midwife held by your ankles and slap your mum round the face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum should've swallowed you

Must remember this one

That's so funny. Love it!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

You're a waste of sperm

There is no I in T-E-A-M. No, but there is in Selfish Prick, though

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

He fell out of the ugly tree! And hit every branch on the way down!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘Oy, Ugly!!’

(Someone turns around)

‘No, not you. You’re FUCKING ugly!’

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘You’re so old, when you were a kid the rainbows were in black and white’

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By *urves and KinksCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Your village called, it wants it's idiot back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep licking those windows, happy!

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I’d try to explain but I’ve run out of crayons

V x

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By *urves and KinksCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Did someone order a dickhead, because one's just turned up

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"He fell out of the ugly tree! And hit every branch on the way down! "

I finish that one off with "and landed on his/her face" x

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By *uge G RectionMan over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Just go play with the cars on the motorway

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By *urves and KinksCouple over a year ago

Coventry

I bought you a gift, it's a new toaster for your bathtub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You couldn't run a bath

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

She’s so ugly she looks like her face was on fire, and someone put it out with a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've a sweet face, it's like a chewed up toffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Stop wasting oxygen!

Savage that one

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Haven't you got a mirror in your house?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Why am I talking to you, you're a Neanderthal.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

You are a good advertisement, for using condoms.

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Your mum should have swallowed

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Damn it already said

my bad

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm glad you think highly of yourself, someone has to.

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an arsehole.

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

You're as much use as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

Not so much beaten with the ugly stick as a sustained, frenzied attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Butterface: everything is great but her face...

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By *oberts_onMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"FOCUS

Ha ha love it. Seen him and his daughter live. Bloody brilliant

Kevin Bloody Wilson?

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By *9 kisses.Man over a year ago

clacton on sea

You couldn't manage a blow job in a balloon factory

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Face like a baboons ass

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By *iking 777Man over a year ago

wick

Your a waste of your mother's milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tuesday

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By *ic_khan2341Man over a year ago

Manchester

Quiet frankly my dear, i don't give a dame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re about as useful as Anne Frank’s drumset

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well, I suppose you would believe that.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I see your reputation precedes you.

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By *ove2lickJemWoman over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

"I could’ve been your dad if I’d beaten next doors dog up the stairs. "

Wowwww

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Fuck your head and the neck it rode in on!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every time you open your mouth, part of my brain dies despair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish someone would put you out of my misery...

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By *arlingcheeks!Woman over a year ago

Cheshire

All the personality of a cardboard box ....!

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

You couldn't knock the skin of rice pudding

Sandwich sort of a picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box x

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery "

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By *uskymotoMan over a year ago

Cumbria

Is your mother a weightlifter?

She must be to raise a dumbell like you

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"All the personality of a cardboard box ....!"

But i like cardboard.

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?

FUB - Fat Ugly/Useless Bastard

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

You’re kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

You should put a condom on your head, because if you’re going to act like a dick you better dress like one, too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'You have a face like a bulldog pissing on a nettle' or ' you have a face for radio

Never actually said them btw just heard it

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

You look like you wear goggles in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If you want my comeback, you can scrape it off your mother's teeth."

- Jimmy Carr"

Love this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you had a 12 inch cock, I’ll tell you to go fuck ya self

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By *rmainman10Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

You BUM'DER... #WillInbetweeners

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

Arsewipe!

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This might be the best thread ever lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Love your dick is it Micro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best way to get rid of a guy pestering a women

Fuck off you smell like an anchors carpet

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By *heekyScouse1980Man over a year ago

liverpool

"FOCUS

I take it you know what it stands for."

Would that be a song by a certain Australian woman?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ur dad spunked on the banister and ur mom slid down it that’s how you were consevied

Pipe down before I shag ur dad and make you my new step son or daughter

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By *ikingCoolMan over a year ago

carmarthen

Do you like sex and travel, well fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FOCUS

I take it you know what it stands for.

Would that be a song by a certain Australian woman?

Nope

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

It can't want to give comeback I would have asked your mom...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FOCUS

Ha ha love it. Seen him and his daughter live. Bloody brilliant

Who is he?

My FOCUS means something else:

Fuck Off Coz Ur Stupid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouthbreather.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of you ran down the back of your granny's legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of these are brutal. I love it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than go on a date with you!

No you don't look good! You look like I've drawn you with my left hand!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mother should have swallowed!

You’re so ugly, the tide wouldn’t take you out!

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan over a year ago

North west

You look like you were drawn from memory

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Normally I get messages that just say "hey" or "hi" but last night i got one that just said "nutter" wasnt sure how to answer x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you grow up next to power lines or something?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Oh...are you still here..

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire

Take it your dad was a wanker as you have pyrex

across your forehead

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Look what the cat dragged in

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By *heekyScouse1980Man over a year ago

liverpool

If brains were shit, you'd be fucking constipated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception...

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Well try as you may, ya fix Stupid,

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