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My sex is bigger than your sex no-sex thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Title says it all. No sex in this thread. None. Nope. Niet. Do not post or talk about sex here. Never. Ever. Ever. Talk. About. Sex. If you want to talk about sex then do not post here. Please. Thank you.

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P.s. No sex please we're forumites

P.p.s this thread may contain satire. this is not a safe space.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Cool, cool.

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cool, cool.

Faf?"

For the purposes of this thread FAF means Forgive and Forget

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we all message a guy with a lovely anus ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we all message a guy with a lovely anus ? "

Why do you know one ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we all message a guy with a lovely CENSORED ? "

Can't use that word here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we all message a guy with a lovely CENSORED ?

Can't use that word here

Sorry. What about deep colon expedition ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we all message a guy with a lovely CENSORED ?

Can't use that word here

Sorry. What about deep colon expedition ? "

Better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8============D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8============D"

Centipede?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I will now be off Fab for a few hours so will not be able to keep an eye on this thread (step up if you want to be thread maintainer).

Remember NO SEX HERE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8============D

Centipede?"

It's a cock, MY cock, it's sexy and I'm not listening to anyone who tells me what I can do it how I should do it, I'm a rebel, innit....

(I think.....

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might even put up a cock profile pic....

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

My puppies are bouncing all over the place

Is that the kind of thing we're supposed to post on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we all message a guy with a lovely anus ? "

I think that guy is gonna have a sore box now....

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By *nerealman100Man over a year ago

Cambridge

Bet it's crackling! Lol

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

you know when the telly is on in the background. I've jjsy realised I've been subjecting myself to songs of praise for god knows how long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you know when the telly is on in the background. I've jjsy realised I've been subjecting myself to songs of praise for god knows how long "

Hahaha, I do that!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"you know when the telly is on in the background. I've jjsy realised I've been subjecting myself to songs of praise for god knows how long "

*just.

Damn my lacksydaisyness when it comes to proof reading

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CENSORED

Centipede?

It's a chicken, MY CHICKEN, it's single and I'm not listening to anyone who tells me what I can do it how I should do it, I'm a rebel, innit....

(I think.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will now be off Fab for a few hours so will not be able to keep an eye on this thread (step up if you want to be thread maintainer).

Remember NO SEX HERE

Well, When the cats away..... the mice have SEX

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will now be off Fab for a few hours so will not be able to keep an eye on this thread (step up if you want to be thread maintainer).

Remember NO SEX HERE

Well, When the cats away..... the mice have CENSORED

Nope

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooooooh he's not here.....

Who wants sex?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

What?!!!!!

No sex!!!

That's just bang out of order!!!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What?!!!!!

No sex!!!

That's just bang out of order!!!

Jo.Xx "

Outrageous if you ask me.....

Although describes my life well

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