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What’s the matter with you dickhead you got a face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I wouldn't word it quite like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be worse it could be licking piss off a nettle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Hark at you, piano keys for teeth, shame they stopped Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m not saying you got a big nose but your the only person I know who can smoke in the shower without getting your fag wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A face like a barrel full of salted arseholes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not saying you got a big nose but your the only person I know who can smoke in the shower without getting your fag wet

That's worth its own thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m not saying you got a big nose but your the only person I know who can smoke in the shower without getting your fag wet

That's worth its own thread!

It’s all yours mate

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

What's your favourite machine at the gym? The vending machine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck sake who lit the fuse to your tampon ?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

You won second prize in a Beauty contest collect £10?

Who came first, Shrek?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why have you got a bag on your head?

Just in case yours breaks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah, I see another person paddled out from the shallow end of the gene pool

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm confused ?

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