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"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?  
P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment."
Dash just died a little inside  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?
P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment."
Meta Meli - I like it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eating vegetarian sausage rolls"
Do they still taste like sausage?
Then again, if you’re a vegetarian you wouldn’t know what sausage tastes like would you?
It’s a bit like that tree falling in the woods with no one to hear it kinda thing isn’t it! |
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"Just replying to your post "
I can tell you’re the kinda guy that makes good life choices.
Thank you for your reply to my post.
The time is now 12:51 |
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over a year ago
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"I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move.  "
Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea  |
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"I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move.
Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea "
She's very lovely that gorgeous wife of yours!! Will she be joining you in your cosy stag bed?! |
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"Trying to book a campsite!! "
It’s terribly difficult to find anything currently Isn’t it!!!
Which is why I’m still intent on getting enough money together to buy a small piece of woodland somewhere so I can camp at my leisure
Good luck |
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"Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed  "
I’d better not reply in my usual hilarious style in case you split those new wound fasteners.
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"Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed
I’d better not reply in my usual hilarious style in case you split those new wound fasteners.
Speedy recovery "
Ummmm yes, laughing is bad. Ditto coughing, sneezing and nose blowing
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea "
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit. |
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"Really need a coffee but can’t be arsed to get up off the sofa  "
You don’t need that coffee.
You do need to get off the sofa though.
Get back into bed, it’s much more comfy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?
P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment."
I actually forgot I started this thread at first and now I’ve used up my daily Witt allowance on everyone else’s threads so I’m just waffling here...
Anyways, I really appreciate your jokey comment and can assure you that I laughed long and heartily upon reading your post.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being disappointed this isn't Estella starting the thread. Where are the witty replies?
P.S This is a joke. is to emphasise the jokey nature of my comment.
Dash just died a little inside "
Sensitivity is adorable though  |
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"I'm also still in bed.
I have work later so will need to move at some point in the next few hours."
You just enjoy your bed until the very last minute before you need to go to work.
Then rush like fuck and get there with seconds to spare.
It’s much more exciting that way I find |
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"Going through the forum's and then getting ready to go swimming "
Enjoy your swim 
Don’t forget to put on your trunks before you leave and take some clean pants for afterwards |
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over a year ago
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"I’m spreadeagled on the sofa with a banana up my minge at this moment "
It’s great to read you back on the forum babs.
I hope you enjoyed your mini break and that your banana stays rigid |
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over a year ago
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"Wishing I lived alone."
Is that because you really need a wank again hope?
Or because your housemate keeps complaining about you playing the spice girls too loud? |
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"Eating ginger oat biscuits, and booting up Dead by Daylight."
Ginger oat biscuits are delicious and highly nutritious
If I have biscuits in bed I always eat them on my wife’s side just in case of crumbs.
I’m a safety first kinda guy. |
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"12.41 about to have a shower as I'm hot and sweaty after running!"
I applaud your self motivation in going for a run
A shower sounds like my next move I think |
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"12.50 just back from a very wet run..Feel great now. "
Another one!
Congratulations on being motivated on a Sunday like that
Feeling great does feel great I remember.
Now go jump in that shower |
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"I’m spreadeagled on the sofa with a banana up my minge at this moment
It’s great to read you back on the forum babs.
I hope you enjoyed your mini break and that your banana stays rigid "
Thank you Sam. It’s good to be back.
Trust me, if I did have a banana I would be scoffing it - I’m famished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wishing I lived alone.
Is that because you really need a wank again hope?
Or because your housemate keeps complaining about you playing the spice girls too loud?"
No to both. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've come upstairs to chill in bed while my partner and daughter Skype granny and grandad!! I don't want to move.
Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
She's very lovely that gorgeous wife of yours!! Will she be joining you in your cosy stag bed?! "
I made breakfast and Woke her with a bacon sarnie this morning so it’s only fair she does me a full roast dinner with all the trimmings now
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drinking coffee, trying not to sit on my stitches and watching my daughter stuff pitta bread and hummus in like she's never been fed
I’d better not reply in my usual hilarious style in case you split those new wound fasteners.
Speedy recovery
Ummmm yes, laughing is bad. Ditto coughing, sneezing and nose blowing
I'm being waited on hand and foot, so I'm a happy kinky lady "
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over a year ago
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"13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate. 
Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food  "
I miss those days!
I’m actually jealous of your hangover.
Get yourself a big greasy burger and a slush puppie |
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over a year ago
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit."
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’. |
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over a year ago
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"bored out of my brain wondering what to do  other than wasting my time on here. "
This is as good a way to spend free time as any
Try googling barrel roll.
It entertained me for a short time last night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hitting things will a mallet
Pinks terrible at word association I know
No comment - I value my testicles too much "
I don’t remember that episode of wackaday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wishing I lived alone.
Is that because you really need a wank again hope?
Or because your housemate keeps complaining about you playing the spice girls too loud?
No to both."
Oh hope
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’. "
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m spreadeagled on the sofa with a banana up my minge at this moment
It’s great to read you back on the forum babs.
I hope you enjoyed your mini break and that your banana stays rigid
Thank you Sam. It’s good to be back.
Trust me, if I did have a banana I would be scoffing it - I’m famished "
I should’ve known the first place you’d put a penis shaped object would be in your mouth!
Any holiday snaps?
How’s your white bits  |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes "
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though  |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though "
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured. |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured. "
I forgot something....
Much better |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured. "
No farting this time though 
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.
No farting this time though
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"13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate.
Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food
I miss those days!
I’m actually jealous of your hangover.
Get yourself a big greasy burger and a slush puppie "
Oh not had a slush puppie in years!! But a greasy burger would go down a treat...just need a sexy person to come and deliver it to my bed please  |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.
No farting this time though
If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere "
Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.
No farting this time though
If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere "
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"13:03 just woke up again, feeling quite hungover and delicate.
Trying to convince myself to get out of bed and get some food
I miss those days!
I’m actually jealous of your hangover.
Get yourself a big greasy burger and a slush puppie
Oh not had a slush puppie in years!! But a greasy burger would go down a treat...just need a sexy person to come and deliver it to my bed please "
I’m a bit late now and it might take me another 6 hours to get to you!
You look like your worth it though.
I’m gonna get you an Uber eats and request the best looking driver they have |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.
No farting this time though
If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere
Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx"
Someone certainly did mention dancing |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.
No farting this time though
If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere
Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx
Someone certainly did mention dancing "
It is now 22:56 and I want to take you dancing
Sam can come and hold our drinks xxx |
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Bed is so comfortable for chilling isn’t it!
I don’t really feel like moving either.
Shout down to your partner to bring some refreshments up.
H has just gone to make another cup of tea
Hate to break the news to ya buttercup but she's on her way to mine with coffee instead.
I'm lying about that and will be getting up to make my own very shortly. Dammit.
She has been quite sometime now...
I know she’s always wanted an invite to yours for ‘coffee’.
Oh hella! Fancy coffee where we have to dress up?
Is there music and maybe some dancing on this coffee date? Possibly the fandango tango.... in which case I may just have to dig out my dancing shoes
I can’t answer those questions.
I’m still in bed and it’s you two’s date.
Does sound like the kinda thing I’d be eternally grateful for an invite too though
Oh no, how terrible. Spending time with 2 of my favourite peeps who I respect and appreciate. T'would be time treasured.
No farting this time though
If my head starts to blow up like a balloon it's coz I'm holding them in and it has to go somewhere
Did some(lovely)body mention dancing xx
Someone certainly did mention dancing
It is now 22:56 and I want to take you dancing
Sam can come and hold our drinks xxx"
I so want to be able to put a dancing people GIF on here. Grrr to lack of giffage capabilities.
*chink chink*
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"Eating ginger oat biscuits, and booting up Dead by Daylight.
Ginger oat biscuits are delicious and highly nutritious
If I have biscuits in bed I always eat them on my wife’s side just in case of crumbs.
I’m a safety first kinda guy."
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