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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok so the new season is fast approaching and we have vacancies at every position, playing staff, coaches, board room, mascots you name it there's a position available.
I need you all to tell us what position you're applying for and what attributes you'll bring with you, need to hurry as the season is only a matter of weeks away and there's no one at the club except me.
So to kick things off I'll be applying for the defensive midfielder role and I'll be bringing a hard tackling, box to box style with a great engine that's good for 90+ minutes
Over to you fabulous lot  |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'll be the physio 
Who will be first on my bench I wonder  "
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind |
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"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind "
You want my talons on your groin?  |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'd be the central attacking mid. I can be a good link between the midfield and the strikers and I get off on assisting but know how to score, myself "
Great job, need confidence in the midfield, you're in |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind
You want my talons on your groin? "
Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard |
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"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind
You want my talons on your groin?
Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard "
Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?
I'm on it |
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over a year ago
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"I'd be the central attacking mid. I can be a good link between the midfield and the strikers and I get off on assisting but know how to score, myself
Great job, need confidence in the midfield, you're in "
Yay! I won't let you down OP  |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind
You want my talons on your groin?
Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard
Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?
I'm on it "
Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down |
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"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind
You want my talons on your groin?
Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard
Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?
I'm on it
Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down "
Would you like oil with that or will it hinder your game later? |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind
You want my talons on your groin?
Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard
Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?
I'm on it
Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down
Would you like oil with that or will it hinder your game later?"
Oil would be great, I'm guessing it'll make me more aerodynamic when I'm on the pitch |
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"I'll be the physio
Who will be first on my bench I wonder
I've seen your nails and I will definitely be first on the bench, I've got a groin strain if you'd be so kind
You want my talons on your groin?
Yes, yes I do, don't forget tho we have a game soon so not too hard
Oh so you want pre game prep so you're raring to go?
I'm on it
Good good, can't beat a nice pre-game rub down
Would you like oil with that or will it hinder your game later?
Oil would be great, I'm guessing it'll make me more aerodynamic when I'm on the pitch "
Slick and slippy is always more fun to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be striker ?
I am good at 1-on-1 situations
Absolutely, how's your aim? Does it go where you want it to go  "
If I get the right service I always hit the spot |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can I be striker ?
I am good at 1-on-1 situations
Absolutely, how's your aim? Does it go where you want it to go
If I get the right service I always hit the spot "
Fantastic, you're in |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can I be John Terry?
Absolutely, just need a few couples to join and then you can take your pick of the wives
Is there room for Wayne Rooney "
Certainly, which Wayne Rooney? The UTD record breaker or the senior lady lover |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
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"Who is the playmaker?
She needs to have vision. I like to make runs in behind "
Need to spread the word far and wide, I've got the talent scouts out searching as we speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy the managers role please 
Not a problem, what's your vision for the club and how do you intend to get the best out of your team?"
Lots of forward attacking play, exciting formations and positional play, use our best assets in their best positions and we have to penetrate the back line by getting in behind |
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By *r.H OP Man
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
"I fancy the managers role please
Not a problem, what's your vision for the club and how do you intend to get the best out of your team?
Lots of forward attacking play, exciting formations and positional play, use our best assets in their best positions and we have to penetrate the back line by getting in behind "
I like it, I'm sold, the job is yours |
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