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over a year ago
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You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
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"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book"
A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor. |
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"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book
A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book
A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor. "
What would you like to do next? __ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book
A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor.
What would you like to do next? __"
Stuff myself silly then read that book |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sit down to a roast meal with a good book
A bell rings somewhere and the door opens. A waiter comes in with a silver platter and puts down on the table. He walks silently past you and leaves the room. A book falls on the floor.
What would you like to do next? __
Stuff myself silly then read that book"
You push as much food into your mouth as you can fit in and chew, swallow, repeat. Afterwards, feeling a bit bloated, you pick up the book and look at it's title - 'The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker' |
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the bowl of fruit on the table, bananas by any chance? the librarian can only say 'ook'? if so im clearly in the library of the unseen university, would you be so kind as to direct me to the archchancellor as i wish to use his 'typhoon' super ablutorium (with automatic soap dish), i hear the tap labelled 'olde faithful' is quite invigorating. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"the bowl of fruit on the table, bananas by any chance? the librarian can only say 'ook'? if so im clearly in the library of the unseen university, would you be so kind as to direct me to the archchancellor as i wish to use his 'typhoon' super ablutorium (with automatic soap dish), i hear the tap labelled 'olde faithful' is quite invigorating."
The Librarian is indisposed at the moment |
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"the bowl of fruit on the table, bananas by any chance? the librarian can only say 'ook'? if so im clearly in the library of the unseen university, would you be so kind as to direct me to the archchancellor as i wish to use his 'typhoon' super ablutorium (with automatic soap dish), i hear the tap labelled 'olde faithful' is quite invigorating.
The Librarian is indisposed at the moment"
thats ok, i'll have a look through nanny ogg's cookbook until he returns  |
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"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?"
'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.
She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.
Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.
Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?' |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
What would you like to do? __"
I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
What would you like to do? __
I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please."
When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
What would you like to do? __
I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.
When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach."
I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
What would you like to do? __
I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.
When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach.
I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily. "
Just at that moment the chairs give way and you end up in a dishevelled heap on the floor. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
What would you like to do? __
I’d like to stack all 8 chairs near the bookshelves and scramble up to select a book up high on a previously unreachable shelf, please.
When you reach the top of the wobbling pile of chairs the book you want is just out of your reach.
I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily.
Just at that moment the chairs give way and you end up in a dishevelled heap on the floor."
With the book. I wonder what book it is? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I think and then I poke it out with the end of the unlit candle I had in my pocket and grab it happily.
Just at that moment the chairs give way and you end up in a dishevelled heap on the floor.
With the book. I wonder what book it is?"
The Psychopathy of Henry Tenderhew |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?
'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.
She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.
Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.
Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'"
How thick is the book and how long is the candle? I fear I might not discover the answers to the mystery before the candle burns out. Is there a toilet in the library? I really need to pee  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?
'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.
She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.
Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.
Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'
How thick is the book and how long is the candle? I fear I might not discover the answers to the mystery before the candle burns out. Is there a toilet in the library? I really need to pee "
The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to read The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker, the name sounds awfully familiar. Does the book have a synopsis?
'In the year 1867 young Lucy Grenville accepts a new post as governess to Dr Hampenkracker's family.
She moves to the village of Todwiddle to take up the position and takes up residence in Jowlan Hall.
Not long after mysterious goings on force Lucy to confront her own demons and bring her to the edge of sanity.
Can she survive long enough to solve The Mystery of Doctor Hampenkracker?'
How thick is the book and how long is the candle? I fear I might not discover the answers to the mystery before the candle burns out. Is there a toilet in the library? I really need to pee
The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table."
Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.
Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me."
You can hear the tolling of the bells. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Use my inhaler, all that dust doesn't sound too great for my lungs.
And then I'd grab the most interesting title I could find within arm's reach."
You pick out 'Miss Grindle's Guide to Making Cheese' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.
Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.
You can hear the tolling of the bells."
The sound seems to be coming from a recess at the back of the library. I shall investigate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.
Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.
You can hear the tolling of the bells.
The sound seems to be coming from a recess at the back of the library. I shall investigate."
You enter the recess and knock on the wall. You notice a loose brick and push it. The wall swings open revealing a dark spider web laden corridor. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"You have entered a library. The floor is wooden and there is a long table in the centre of the room. Around the table are 8 chairs. On the table is a candlelabra with one candle in it and a bowl of fruit. Shelves of books reach up to the tall ceiling. There is a faint musty smell and a single ray of sunlight, with dust motes swirling, shines in from the skylight.
What would you like to do? __"
Sit in the chair which is lit up by the sunlight. Rest my head in my arms on the table and close my eyes. Enjoy the silence before turning to the books. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The book is 500 pages long. The candle is burning faster - might have a few hours left. You have just noticed a bucket under the table.
Once I've pee'd in the bucket I shake well before putting my hand in the fruit bowl, an orange would do nicely. I take a seat at the table and begin to read the book but a faint noise in the background distracts me.
You can hear the tolling of the bells.
The sound seems to be coming from a recess at the back of the library. I shall investigate.
You enter the recess and knock on the wall. You notice a loose brick and push it. The wall swings open revealing a dark spider web laden corridor."
With the candle lighting the way I tread carefully through the web filled corridor. Out of the corners of my eye I catch movement everywhere, but small shapes, spiders I should think. But as I turn to be sure a larger shape comes into view at the end of the corridor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me.  "
I could actually imagine you as a librarian.
I think having the shite fucked out of you might be frowned upon in library etiquette though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to lie on the table and let a certain someone fuck the SHITE out of me.
I could actually imagine you as a librarian.
I think having the shite fucked out of you might be frowned upon in library etiquette though."
I might look the part but I'd have no idea what I'm doing  my friend is a librarian and she knows everything about every book so it seems. She's super fabulous and very impressive.
Yeah you're right. But I can't help it. I just need to be taken.
I'd let him shag me in Poundland tbh. |
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