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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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C'mon superheros
Who are you and what is your superpower!?
You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.
I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed  |
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I am Haggis Girl!
In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!
Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am Haggis Girl!
In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!
Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark "
Now that is actually incredible! You're in! Welcome aboard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im captain positive, and im here to rid the planet of negative people  "
Ooooh! We can bundle them onto the ship and take them to a distant planet far far away! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quick! Dr Strange and can warp time. Phew! Got it before Meli...
Dang it! She's already got the time warping skills and beat me to it.  "
You could control time with your time controlling skills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am Ruby Wyld more of a bond girl type than a superhero probably.
I think I'd be some sort of lab receptionist by day but by night I take a potent shot of confidence and sexiness. (probably something I created in the lab after hours in secret )
I use it to tempt the good guys to go a bit Wild. Obviously!
Superpowers include a come hither stare, dangerous curves and kisses that render any man speechless.
This makes them fall at my feet.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish i was Thor
Literal god 
And handy with a hammer!
Let’s see your hammer then "
Don't do it! She will beat your hammer and render it useless so she can discombobulate you to use her warp skills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am Haggis Girl!
In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!
Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark "
But if the bad guys want to catch you all they need to do is chase you the opposite way round the hill and you will fall over due to your different leg lengths  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am Ruby Wyld more of a bond girl type than a superhero probably.
I think I'd be some sort of lab receptionist by day but by night I take a potent shot of confidence and sexiness. (probably something I created in the lab after hours in secret )
I use it to tempt the good guys to go a bit Wild. Obviously!
Superpowers include a come hither stare, dangerous curves and kisses that render any man speechless.
This makes them fall at my feet.
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Oh very smooth...You sound terribly deadly |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Potent being of light, goddess of the North (there are a few of us). Powers include super human compassion and can shoot stars and rainbows out of my foof on a full moon. On other days I can deliver kisses that melt souls  |
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"Potent being of light, goddess of the North (there are a few of us). Powers include super human compassion and can shoot stars and rainbows out of my foof on a full moon. On other days I can deliver kisses that melt souls "
Love, beauty, gold, war....the lady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Potent being of light, goddess of the North (there are a few of us). Powers include super human compassion and can shoot stars and rainbows out of my foof on a full moon. On other days I can deliver kisses that melt souls "
Wow! I bet you are a proper sparkly siren of utter luciousness and men are rendered powerless under your gaze |
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"I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything 
Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil "
Or following the Norse theme the ability to turn into and have the powers of Fenrir  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers, "
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything
Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil "
Ooh you could be useful |
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws "
Don't stop at marshmallows lol |
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"I’ll think I’d go with omnifabrication....the ability to create or invent anything
Or I would like the ability to null others powers if they were using them for evil
Ooh you could be useful "
Yay I’m a useful and reliable team member |
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"I want to be scarlet witch or black widow. Bad arses x and sexy as FF to boot,
I think it's the black costumes they wear too x "
You may think that,
Not me,,
Saying that the leather suits are bad ass,
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol"
Toast???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????"
Pineapples |
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples "
ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples "
I like pineapple |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers "
Carrots??? |
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers
Carrots???"
There are fine, lovely infact
But their white cousins, hell noooo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers
Carrots???
There are fine, lovely infact
But their white cousins, hell noooo"
Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you? |
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers
Carrots???
There are fine, lovely infact
But their white cousins, hell noooo
Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you? "
Ohh that's a long story,
Going back years, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers
Carrots???
There are fine, lovely infact
But their white cousins, hell noooo
Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you?
Ohh that's a long story,
Going back years, "
Ah I see |
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"Can I be the Wolverine,
But with a hint of Ginge,
Ginger Wolverine,,
Superpower, I recover really quick
And I got magic fingers,
Of course you can be wolverine! Ginger wolverine sounds uber awesome and we can toast marshmallows on your claws
Don't stop at marshmallows lol
Toast????
Pineapples ahh lol pineapple is fine
Just not Parsnips
Shivers
Carrots???
There are fine, lovely infact
But their white cousins, hell noooo
Oh dare I ask why parsnip offended you?
Ohh that's a long story,
Going back years,
Ah I see "
horrible things
Stew killers lol |
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"I am Haggis Girl!
In a freak laboratory accident, while trying to develop a genetically superior form of Irn Bru - I was bitten by a radioactive haggis! imbuing me with the proportional strength, speed and agility of a wild haggis!
Now I stalk the highlands by night, in tartan spandex, bamboozling evil doers with my hi tech bagpipes designed by Tony McStark
But if the bad guys want to catch you all they need to do is chase you the opposite way round the hill and you will fall over due to your different leg lengths "
Curses! my only weakness... |
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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago
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"C'mon superheros
Who are you and what is your superpower!?
You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.
I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed "
I’ve been liken to the d*unken fat Thor in the last avengers lol but as for superpowers I’ve had the occasional bout of super stupid and delusional x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am the Welsh Werebear,
After a freak accident at a genetics dna lab, my dna was mixed with that of a bear, at will I can mutate into a human/bear hybrid, with enhanced speed, strength, smell and hearing, I'm on the run, hunted by elite mercenaries, sent after me by government scientists who wish to run tests on me to unlock the secrets of my abilities in order to to create a genetically modified army of man beasts. |
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"I am the Welsh Werebear,
After a freak accident at a genetics dna lab, my dna was mixed with that of a bear, at will I can mutate into a human/bear hybrid, with enhanced speed, strength, smell and hearing, I'm on the run, hunted by elite mercenaries, sent after me by government scientists who wish to run tests on me to unlock the secrets of my abilities in order to to create a genetically modified army of man beasts. "
Sure just send in the hulk and you my friend is truly screwed ps manbearpig just might have a chance |
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"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!! "
Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!
Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to "
The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty). |
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"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!
Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to
The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty)."
Sorry but you have completely lost me who the hell are you on about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!
Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to
The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty).
Sorry but you have completely lost me who the hell are you on about "
It's an age thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am the Welsh Werebear,
After a freak accident at a genetics dna lab, my dna was mixed with that of a bear, at will I can mutate into a human/bear hybrid, with enhanced speed, strength, smell and hearing, I'm on the run, hunted by elite mercenaries, sent after me by government scientists who wish to run tests on me to unlock the secrets of my abilities in order to to create a genetically modified army of man beasts. "
Ooh was it that secret lab near Aberdovey? I heard about that place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Batman. The only one I can identify to as he is fully human and never got to fuck Catwoman "
I like thinking out of the box there.
I prefer the Joker to Batman, poor misunderstood lost soul he is |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm going to be...
The Siren.
Whilst on an anthropological trip studying etymology in the untamed jungles of the Amazon, Meli Clarke stumbles across a mystical cave filled with (unknown to the world) runes. Filled with excitement at sharing this discovery with the world, she hastily starts scribing the runes only to unleash a curse upon herself - she is destined to lure beautiful powerful men with her angelic voice to their ruin for she feeds on their life force to sustain her unique talents*. It takes some time for Meli to grow comfortable with her new powers and there's never any certainty if she is good or bad.
*unique talents including the following
- able to command people to do as she wants by talking to them
- can speak in any language
- can mimic any voice
Fuck Dr Strange (no, not really  ). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to be...
The Siren.
Whilst on an anthropological trip studying etymology in the untamed jungles of the Amazon, Meli Clarke stumbles across a mystical cave filled with (unknown to the world) runes. Filled with excitement at sharing this discovery with the world, she hastily starts scribing the runes only to unleash a curse upon herself - she is destined to lure beautiful powerful men with her angelic voice to their ruin for she feeds on their life force to sustain her unique talents*. It takes some time for Meli to grow comfortable with her new powers and there's never any certainty if she is good or bad.
*unique talents including the following
- able to command people to do as she wants by talking to them
- can speak in any language
- can mimic any voice
Fuck Dr Strange (no, not really )."
Wow! Have to say I was thinking along the same lines!
You'd be the perfect sidekick for Dr Strange |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Captain marvel. But as a red head
But then in my top trumps game, Thanos just pips her in Total Top rating. So captain marvel with infinity stones "
You could be a mix of Captain Marvel and Gamora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm Underwhelming Man
Super powers: Lethargy and Dad Jokes
Weaknesses: Pizza and Anal"
But can you Dad dance and fart with your armpit??? Only then can you be true underwhelming warrior |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon superheros
Who are you and what is your superpower!?
You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.
I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed "
Why would you want me to disappear?
I'd say the human torch except with lightning instead so I can use lines like
"Did you feel that spark between us?"
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"C'mon superheros
Who are you and what is your superpower!?
You are only bound by your own imagination....And it doesn't have to be an Avenger.
I am a cross between Rocket and the Cap maybe Bro Thor added in and I can make doughnuts disappear...I can also move at hyperspeed "
I’ll have the power to teleport and time travel.
Besides changing some things in my past - I can get to a meet or holiday destination instantly (no more ‘shame you’re so far away’) - and if it’s a particularly great meet I can go back in time and do it all again!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"X-Mens morph. To be able to shape shift into anyone would be brilliant. I would be Boris Johnson and ruin his reputation, oh wait he beat me to it!!
Morph is one of those forgotten mutants but you would waste your time interfering in Boris Johnson's life than having any woman here by simply turning into someone they can't say no to
The only Morph I know was a small brown clay dude. Came with Tony Hart. He also had a friend called Chas (who was sometimes naughty).
Sorry but you have completely lost me who the hell are you on about "
It was a children's art TV show in the 80s on BBC1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X
Oh wait, sorry I am Groot
What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!
I AM GROOT!
“Freezes mid dance”  "
Are you baby Groot? Child Groot? Teenage Groot? Or adult Groot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X
Oh wait, sorry I am Groot
What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!
I AM GROOT!
“Freezes mid dance”
Are you baby Groot? Child Groot? Teenage Groot? Or adult Groot?"
Was King Groot but after sacrificing myself for the royal family of Planet X I’ve now been regrown to Alpha Groot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X
Oh wait, sorry I am Groot
What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!
I AM GROOT!
“Freezes mid dance” "
I'm watching you Groot!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry I was late I was hanging out on Planet X
Oh wait, sorry I am Groot
What ya doing out of your plantpot!!!!
I AM GROOT!
“Freezes mid dance”
I'm watching you Groot!
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Drax? I didn’t see you there |
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