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over a year ago
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lol, soooooooo lazy!
ive had a copy n paste message today from a guy.... how do i know? cos hes sent it me 3 times now. I did the decent thing and blocked him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How's this! (Delete as applicable)
Hi! How are you/you both?
Came across your profile today/yesterday/last year and thought wow - love that pic of your bum/fanny/cock/tits. And having read your profile in full I feel that our shared interest in oral/dogging/watersports/parachuting naked would mean that the two/three of us would get on like a house on fire!
I only live 10/20/50/1000 miles away so travel to you would not be an issue. That said, since your profile says that you can/cannot accom i'm sure we can arrange an alternative venue to meet up, as you love clubs/hotels/car parks/bus shelters just like me! As you can see from my profile we have so much/absolutely nothing in common and i'm pretty sure you'd find it hard/an absolute piece of piss to find someone as compatible/completely unsuitable as me.
Feel free to message me/wink/block/report me to the RSPCA whenever you like. Just remember I may take a while getting back to you as i'm really busy at work/shagging anything with a pulse/married/still serving my sentence for another 5 years!
Cheers, Dave/Derek/Bill/whatever!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, soooooooo lazy!
ive had a copy n paste message today from a guy.... how do i know? cos hes sent it me 3 times now. I did the decent thing and blocked him "
I noticed..........pffft so picky lol |
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"How's this! (Delete as applicable)
Hi! How are you/you both?
Came across your profile today/yesterday/last year and thought wow - love that pic of your bum/fanny/cock/tits. And having read your profile in full I feel that our shared interest in oral/dogging/watersports/parachuting naked would mean that the two/three of us would get on like a house on fire!
I only live 10/20/50/1000 miles away so travel to you would not be an issue. That said, since your profile says that you can/cannot accom i'm sure we can arrange an alternative venue to meet up, as you love clubs/hotels/car parks/bus shelters just like me! As you can see from my profile we have so much/absolutely nothing in common and i'm pretty sure you'd find it hard/an absolute piece of piss to find someone as compatible/completely unsuitable as me.
Feel free to message me/wink/block/report me to the RSPCA whenever you like. Just remember I may take a while getting back to you as i'm really busy at work/shagging anything with a pulse/married/still serving my sentence for another 5 years!
Cheers, Dave/Derek/Bill/whatever!!!!
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Can somebody put it on the introductions forum for me? Maybe the people there can refine it a bit  |
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