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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.
How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will donate
e v e r y t h i n g
I own for Granny because I really like her!! 
I'm sorry for blowing smoke up your bum  "
Blessed child! Repentence is good. A hair shirt and flagellation whip will be sent to you. Upon receiving please parade through the streets whipping yourself and saying 'I'm sorry Granny' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag 
Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints. "
The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift  ) |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.
How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund? "
You seem obsessed with the Granny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.
How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund?
You seem obsessed with the Granny "
Granny is my saviour. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Granny seems to be posting a few threads about money and living cheaper. I think she might be a bit short.
How much do you want to donate to the Save Granny-Crumpet fund?
You seem obsessed with the Granny
Granny is my saviour."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church. "
She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.
She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive. "
Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.
She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.
Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman. "
Bates? That is fine Granny will have many other fine things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.
She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.
Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman.
Bates? That is fine Granny will have many other fine things "
Actually Hunter, I thought he might be really good at football. The rest is in an old tea bag box waiting for your envelope... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Vicar has just checked the poor box. There is an I. O. U written on parchment signed L. Lucan, an old button, partially decomposed spider, cigarette butt and bits of fingernail. Granny Crumpet is welcome to any of these if she wishes to send a stamped, self addressed envelope to the church.
She can afford stamps now with this whip round and I'm sure she'll treasure all the lovely things she will receive.
Would you mind if the Vicar kept the spider? He has grown quite attached to it now. It's called Norman.
Bates? That is fine Granny will have many other fine things
Actually Hunter, I thought he might be really good at football. The rest is in an old tea bag box waiting for your envelope... "
Bless you |
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"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag
Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.
The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift ) "
Hey that was sharp... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag
Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.
The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift ) Hey that was sharp... "
I'm really quick |
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"She is welcome to have whatever is in my handbag
Currently £1.37 in cash, £6.00 in club card vouchers, €15 and half a pack of extra strong mints.
The mints will keep her breath fresh (if you get my drift ) Hey that was sharp...
I'm really quick "
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