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I have a unique talent!
I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!
Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!  |
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over a year ago
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"Ash is brilliant at telling jokes. 
Get him on here! Is he still in bed?  "
Hes currently eating the late brunch I made him.
I will ask him to post so later. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a unique talent!
I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!
Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life! "
Can I book in? |
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"Wheelchair dancing. Raven Red has seen me in action
Shame we can post videos on threads! "
I honestly can't remember if video footage exists, but it was on a night out in Liverpool back before lockdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.
I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already "
No appreciation for culture around here  |
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"I have a unique talent!
I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!
Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!
Can I book in?"
Sure! Wanna cut the talking shite part out and get on with the best shag of your life?
Smooth talking bitch I am!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a unique talent!
I can talk shite until people’s eyes glaze over and they lose the will to live!
Then - when they’re still stupefied - I take them to a room - ravish them - and convince them they’ve just had the best shag of their life!
Can I book in?
Sure! Wanna cut the talking shite part out and get on with the best shag of your life?
Smooth talking bitch I am! "
Haha yes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.
I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already
No appreciation for culture around here "
Hey I was serious |
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"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.
I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already
No appreciation for culture around here
Hey I was serious "
For once I’m going to ask without googling.
What’s haiku? Some kind of poetry? X |
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"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.
I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already
No appreciation for culture around here
Hey I was serious "
Sorry thought it was going to be a quick exit on the gold buzzer.
I'm just not up on today's pop culture references. I shall go and bang my head against a wall now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.
I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already
No appreciation for culture around here
Hey I was serious
For once I’m going to ask without googling.
What’s haiku? Some kind of poetry? X"
Traditional japanese poetry form.
example:
Spring is passing. // The birds cry, and the fishes’ eyes are // With tears
I wrote on for Tuberose for the handwriting photo challenge:
Amongst // City streets // Tuberose
It is no more than three lines long (in Japanese it's to do with syllables as well) and generally deals in contrasts and is more about creating an impression. |
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"I shall be reciting a selection of self-penned haiku.
I can feel my hand reaching towards that gold buzzer already
No appreciation for culture around here
Hey I was serious
For once I’m going to ask without googling.
What’s haiku? Some kind of poetry? X
Traditional japanese poetry form.
example:
Spring is passing. // The birds cry, and the fishes’ eyes are // With tears
I wrote on for Tuberose for the handwriting photo challenge:
Amongst // City streets // Tuberose
It is no more than three lines long (in Japanese it's to do with syllables as well) and generally deals in contrasts and is more about creating an impression."
Ah ok. Thank you - I learned something today! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes
Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke "
Can you lap dance too? |
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"My hidden talent video is currently not so hidden on my profile
Don’t make me watch it again "
By order of the board of condom mis-uses, you are hereby ordered to go watch it twice for your pathetic attempt of avoiding watching my fabulous clip |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I’m not that impressed so far!! Apart from maybe Sophie!
So what’s your talent .... provide inspiration "
I’m trying to bloody think of one woman!
I’m struggling! |
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over a year ago
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"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time. 
Haha can’t most men? 
But i do it with style. "
That would make me laugh to be fair. I am a bit childish. Believe it or not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam! "
Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.
Haha can’t most men?
But i do it with style.
That would make me laugh to be fair. I am a bit childish. Believe it or not "
It's these kind of childish things like that which makes us friends. |
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over a year ago
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"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!
Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear. "
The rest!!! Ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can belch and say 'bollocks' at the same time.
Haha can’t most men?
But i do it with style.
That would make me laugh to be fair. I am a bit childish. Believe it or not
It's these kind of childish things like that which makes us friends. "
It so is isn’t it |
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"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!
Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear.
The rest!!! Ffs "
LOL very nice on a scone with clotted cream and butter! Whilst I jam for you!! |
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"I can play the saxophone and bass guitar and do techno on my synth setup oh and I've just made nine jars of plum jam!
Keep the jam I only like no bits jam but would love to see the rear.
The rest!!! Ffs
LOL very nice on a scone with clotted cream and butter! Whilst I jam for you!! "
Oh I do loves a cream tea |
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"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes
Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke
Can you lap dance too?"
Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved. |
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"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes
Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke
Can you lap dance too?
Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved. "
Love a lap dance |
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"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes
Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke
Can you lap dance too?
Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.
Love a lap dance "
A few Fab ladies have expressed an interest in seeing my routine so we have thought about doing a get-together for it. You could come along if it happens. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes
Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke
Can you lap dance too?
Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.
Love a lap dance
A few Fab ladies have expressed an interest in seeing my routine so we have thought about doing a get-together for it. You could come along if it happens. "
Oooooh thank you |
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"What talent are you going to come on my stage with. Anything goes
Can I be a male stripper? Or would that gross people out too much? Luke
Can you lap dance too?
Yes. I had a routine done by a professional choreographer many years ago and there is a fair amount of lapdancing involved.
Love a lap dance
A few Fab ladies have expressed an interest in seeing my routine so we have thought about doing a get-together for it. You could come along if it happens.
Oooooh thank you "
Not that I can tell you when it happens because of your filters. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a talentless, over-opinionated hack and I can cry on demand. Can I be a judge? "
Yeah you can judge with me. I don’t have any talents either. Well, none that would be fit to perform in front of the queen anyway! |
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