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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack."
Oops .. bet the plug hole has dreads then  |
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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack.
Oops .. bet the plug hole has dreads then "
Looks like a smurfs arsehole
(My hair is blue) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack.
Oops .. bet the plug hole has dreads then
Looks like a smurfs arsehole
(My hair is blue)"
I’m dead |
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"and 5 hours after a shower you wipe yer fanny after a wee and it's like you're unravelling 
A bit like rapunzel ?  "
You think it's a stray pube you missed until it keeps coming and coming like the fucking play-doh barbershop |
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"and 5 hours after a shower you wipe yer fanny after a wee and it's like you're unravelling
A bit like rapunzel ?
You think it's a stray pube you missed until it keeps coming and coming like the fucking play-doh barbershop "
Feels weird as hell too  |
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"and 5 hours after a shower you wipe yer fanny after a wee and it's like you're unravelling
A bit like rapunzel ?
You think it's a stray pube you missed until it keeps coming and coming like the fucking play-doh barbershop
Feels weird as hell too "
Horrible isn't it, right freaky sensation 
Like when you pick yer nose and it's a brain tugger but from the chuff. Makes you shudder |
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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack.
Oops .. bet the plug hole has dreads then
Looks like a smurfs arsehole
(My hair is blue)"
Gonna dye ma goatee turquoise again over the weekend   |
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Having longer lockdown hair, and curly hair so I only wash twice a week and don't comb it in the meantime, means the shower plug hole is taking a battering. Thinking I'm about to go bald any minute, so this thread is a little reassuring |
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"and 5 hours after a shower you wipe yer fanny after a wee and it's like you're unravelling
A bit like rapunzel ?
You think it's a stray pube you missed until it keeps coming and coming like the fucking play-doh barbershop
Feels weird as hell too
Horrible isn't it, right freaky sensation
Like when you pick yer nose and it's a brain tugger but from the chuff. Makes you shudder "
I'm telling you, have a gauze pack pulled out of your chuff with blue plastic tweezers is |
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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack."
Sounds like you are malting op
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Oh that makes me feel better.
I’ve lost a lot of weight over the last six months, by intention, and after 3/4 months you shed a lot of hair as a natural reaction. It got very worrying as I have fine hair anyway.
I just upped my protein levels for 2 months and made sure I ate enough to stabilise and not lose any more weight.
It seemed to work and taking zinc helps too.
This pandemic is so stressful though and the worst aspect is that there is no end in sight.
Hope you all manage to have some relaxing sex soon as I’m sure that will help. |
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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack."
Hold still ... I will just fish that out for you ..... |
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"That reminds me....i need to unblock my shower
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My FWB, daughter, granddaughter, grandson, have all been through my shower the last few days.
It's like someone has put a drowned kitten in the drain... |
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"That reminds me....i need to unblock my shower
My FWB, daughter, granddaughter, grandson, have all been through my shower the last few days.
It's like someone has put a drowned kitten in the drain... "
You should try washing a wig |
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"Jesus wept I get so sick of my own hair it must annoy the life out of others.
It gets everywhere!
Even my own butt crack."
Same, collects when I shower in my bum crack... I woke up panicking the other night thinking I was being str#*gled.... It was my hair wrapped around my neck. I grow it to a certain point then hack it off, I've not hacked it off yet, it's the longest it's been since I was a child.... Utter ballache |
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"the worst job is trying to remove the hair from the spinning brush thingymajig on the hoover
Oh god, scissors at the ready
I've actually done this this morning, I find it quite therapeutic!
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Amazing the difference it makes to. |
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