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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer  . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win  ? |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?"
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?! "
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this! |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!"
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder  |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?"
Just back to my digs from working all day now to get done sleep for my 10 hour shift tomorrow haha |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?! "
Ooo ouch ..hope you have a good recovery xx |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder "
Wishing you a speedy recovery x |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x"
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits  |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits "
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x"
Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?! |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x
Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?! "
No..it really doesn't  |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x
Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!
No..it really doesn't "
That's all that's been offered so far, though I have no idea what they pumped me full of when I was out cold. Honestly, I don't even need the paracetamol right now, but will ask them if I do need all the other meds. Dihydrocodeine is good |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x
Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!
No..it really doesn't
That's all that's been offered so far, though I have no idea what they pumped me full of when I was out cold. Honestly, I don't even need the paracetamol right now, but will ask them if I do need all the other meds. Dihydrocodeine is good "
As long as you're ok and you sound in good form which is great |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x
Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!
No..it really doesn't
That's all that's been offered so far, though I have no idea what they pumped me full of when I was out cold. Honestly, I don't even need the paracetamol right now, but will ask them if I do need all the other meds. Dihydrocodeine is good
As long as you're ok and you sound in good form which is great "
I'm absolutely fine. It takes a lot to keep me down  |
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"Friday night, the sun is still splitting the sky...and I've just defrosted my freezer . Anyone doing anything more mundane/less sexy than this or do I win ?
I just had my lady bits sliced and diced; I have a catheter in and I have a sanitary pad wedged between my legs. Is that unsexy enough?!
Jesus hope you're OK, I felt temptation to put some of my freezer ice in my pants just at the thought of this!
Bizarrely, I'm fine and no ice yet needed. The thing that's uncomfortable is the plastic tube stuck in my bladder
Wishing you a speedy recovery x
I'm OK so far - hoping the pain isn't hiding behind the curtains and on it's way to kick me in the lady bits
Hope you have good meds ready just in case! Hopefully the worst is over apart from the catheter x
Ummm they gave me paracetamol, does that count?!
No..it really doesn't
That's all that's been offered so far, though I have no idea what they pumped me full of when I was out cold. Honestly, I don't even need the paracetamol right now, but will ask them if I do need all the other meds. Dihydrocodeine is good
As long as you're ok and you sound in good form which is great
I'm absolutely fine. It takes a lot to keep me down "
Good stuff and I'm talking about the meds  |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
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"Watching the snooker and epilating my legs
You're not a bore, you're hard-core! Kudos for enduring two forms of torture at once "
Ive epilated my legs once. Jeez.
One million red dots like stabby forks.
Never again. |
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By *aige675Woman
over a year ago
North of London |
I've just rearrange my underwear draw and felt embarrassed by the age of some of my stuff. You know the bits that end up balled up in the back. Mundane for some I guess. A trip down memory lane for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Watching the snooker and epilating my legs
You're not a bore, you're hard-core! Kudos for enduring two forms of torture at once
Ive epilated my legs once. Jeez.
One million red dots like stabby forks.
Never again. "
My best friend doesn't even bat an eyelid at it, I think it's quite possibly the worst pain I have ever experienced! |
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