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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A couple of ours eat poop, I'd make a spewey face but don't know how to do them.
Another couple of them eat/chew dirty underwear and socks  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple of ours eat poop, I'd make a spewey face but don't know how to do them.
Another couple of them eat/chew dirty underwear and socks
(v o m) without the spaces"
Well thank you, try visualise a spew face where I meant to place it  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.
My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.
He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it  so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My puppy is currently chewing my right foot and it's tickling and I'm struggling to resist the kick reflex.... ....I showered this morning!  "
The other dog likes licking my sweaty feet... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.
My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.
He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him. "
The one who eats poo would definetly do this |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.
My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.
He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him.
The one who eats poo would definetly do this "
He was a fox poo roller as well. Never ate it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!
Yep been there "
I had to rehome my doggo recently and I miss him so much but then I think of all the stinky things he did and I'm kinda like hmm, ok. I don't miss that part at all!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine doesn't like eating and hates stinky stuff.
My old dog used to have a thing about the dead and rotting fish in the harbour.
He would go off for a wander on the beach and bring one back to about 10 feet away and settle down to roll in it and eat it so he was just far enough I couldn't grab it off him.
The one who eats poo would definetly do this
He was a fox poo roller as well. Never ate it though "
I can so relate. Both dogs roll in fox poo. One has eaten it... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky..... "
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!
Yep been there
I had to rehome my doggo recently and I miss him so much but then I think of all the stinky things he did and I'm kinda like hmm, ok. I don't miss that part at all!! "
Dogs can have some very stinky habits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor..."
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My old doggo ate cat poo once and the smell of his breath made me vomit!!
Yep been there
I had to rehome my doggo recently and I miss him so much but then I think of all the stinky things he did and I'm kinda like hmm, ok. I don't miss that part at all!!
Dogs can have some very stinky habits "
I remember one time when he was a puppy and he had just had his jabs. I came back into the bedroom after five minutes of leaving him and the poor boy had shit all over the carpet
I cried cleaning it up!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^ "
But did the drop command work? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poo is always high up on the menu.
Human is the worst to find!
Oh noo
I make the assumption if there is toilet paper nearby (I'm no expert) but it seems to be the most attractive to eat!"
Sure there's more people using the park's bushes as a toilet since lockdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^
But did the drop command work?"
Yeah! Ape is really playful, energetic and very naughty but when you really want something done then you give her "the voice of authority", some eye contact and a hand gesture resembling a wank/fit and she's pretty good....   |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^
But did the drop command work?
Yeah! Ape is really playful, energetic and very naughty but when you really want something done then you give her "the voice of authority", some eye contact and a hand gesture resembling a wank/fit and she's pretty good.... "
Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?   |
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"Took the dogs for a walk and one of them decided to have a chowdown on fresh horse poo.
What stinky things has or does your dog(s) like to eat?
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Its called coprophagia and lots of mammals do it because poo is rich the the bacteria that makes Vit K, an essential part of blood clotting.
One reason why vaginas are next door to bums, babies get colonised during birth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Took the dogs for a walk and one of them decided to have a chowdown on fresh horse poo.
What stinky things has or does your dog(s) like to eat?
Its called coprophagia and lots of mammals do it because poo is rich the the bacteria that makes Vit K, an essential part of blood clotting.
One reason why vaginas are next door to bums, babies get colonised during birth."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^
But did the drop command work?
Yeah! Ape is really playful, energetic and very naughty but when you really want something done then you give her "the voice of authority", some eye contact and a hand gesture resembling a wank/fit and she's pretty good....
Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority? "
Yeah,I use her full name too "APRIL! Staaaayyye! April, droppp!" innit....
I might start using your full name, see if I get what I want....? |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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Out Labrador puppy used to come wild camping with us would get his teeth into literally anything including;
- rotten sheep carcasses
- any animal poo including freshly buried humans
- Cuban cigar
- cling wrapped raw steak
- blue cheese
- used coffee grinds
- dry pot noodles
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^
But did the drop command work?
Yeah! Ape is really playful, energetic and very naughty but when you really want something done then you give her "the voice of authority", some eye contact and a hand gesture resembling a wank/fit and she's pretty good....
Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?
Yeah,I use her full name too "APRIL! Staaaayyye! April, droppp!" innit....
I might start using your full name, see if I get what I want....? "
It's worth a try |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ape had a frog the other night but I don't know if they count as stinky.....
One of my mum's cats used to catch frogs and carry them around by one foor...
I was like "drop Ape!" Then I was like "oh, actually I'm not fucking touching it can you drop it over there in the corner of the garden please, thanks!"
Puppy training in the Nippy household^
But did the drop command work?
Yeah! Ape is really playful, energetic and very naughty but when you really want something done then you give her "the voice of authority", some eye contact and a hand gesture resembling a wank/fit and she's pretty good....
Ooh Nip, you have a voice of authority?
Yeah,I use her full name too "APRIL! Staaaayyye! April, droppp!" innit....
I might start using your full name, see if I get what I want....?
It's worth a try "
Noted....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughter's puppy eats anything. He's ridiculous.
Socks, wood, soil, crab apples,banana skins, plastic, stones, flies, god knows what stuff in the grass.
You have to be on high alert with him all the time because of it. I spend more time yelling "Murphy, drop" than anything else when out.
We have not had the poo incident yet but I've got zero doubt, given the chance, he will. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My daughter's puppy eats anything. He's ridiculous.
Socks, wood, soil, crab apples,banana skins, plastic, stones, flies, god knows what stuff in the grass.
You have to be on high alert with him all the time because of it. I spend more time yelling "Murphy, drop" than anything else when out.
We have not had the poo incident yet but I've got zero doubt, given the chance, he will. "
My poo eating dog now has the habit of picking up discarded tissues in the park and hiding them. She also likes socks and footsies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best I've heard is my friend's dog, who ate the cat's poo and then puked it up on the kitchen floor - so a double whammy of poo and puke She cleaned it out and threw out the mop she was so grossed out LOL |
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"Mine eats the squirrels shit I have to clean up in garden before he goes out or hes sick for days last time 200 quid vet bill  "
Mine just tries to catch the squirrels. But will hoover up the rabbit droppings in the park. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.
Saves me picking it up I spose  "
My poo eater likes to clean up after the other one if we don't get it in time |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.
Saves me picking it up I spose
My poo eater likes to clean up after the other one if we don't get it in time "
It’s rank isn’t it.
She literally doesn’t let it touch the floor if I don’t stop her. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My frenchie stands and my English bulldogs arse waiting for a fresh snack.
Saves me picking it up I spose
My poo eater likes to clean up after the other one if we don't get it in time
It’s rank isn’t it.
She literally doesn’t let it touch the floor if I don’t stop her. "
Yep rank. Mine will let the other finish before scooping it up. Apparantly in winter poopsicles are a favourite for dogs. |
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"Mine eats the squirrels shit I have to clean up in garden before he goes out or hes sick for days last time 200 quid vet bill "
what has an hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit  |
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I used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier when I still lived with my parents and the mucky sod would sneak off and eat cat shit out of the litter tray if he could.
Also as it was a pig farm there were occasionally dead pigs under a tarpaulin waiting for the fellmonger to take them away, and he got at one of those once and brought a decomposing leg back to the house, it smelt ripe and every time you went near him to take it off him he'd run off to another room and start chewing it again! It's not like he was starving or anything there was always plenty of proper dog food and biscuits for him, he was just a grotter sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to have a Staffordshire bull terrier when I still lived with my parents and the mucky sod would sneak off and eat cat shit out of the litter tray if he could.
Also as it was a pig farm there were occasionally dead pigs under a tarpaulin waiting for the fellmonger to take them away, and he got at one of those once and brought a decomposing leg back to the house, it smelt ripe and every time you went near him to take it off him he'd run off to another room and start chewing it again! It's not like he was starving or anything there was always plenty of proper dog food and biscuits for him, he was just a grotter sometimes "
My poo eater once ate day old cat sick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine does like to lick feet , no idea why , whether its salt from sweat or not I dunno, but I stop him as I dont like my feet being touched even by humans "
I don't mind a doggy foot lick |
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"My dog loves to bury pigs ears in the garden and dig them up 6 months later when they're at the optimum level of rank "
Could have come in handy when everyone was panic buying |
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