"There’d be no farting in my bed
Where are you going to go to fart? 
 I just shoot out fairy dust and the smell of roses"
That’s nice, although the fairy dust sounds like a choking hazard if rimming is on the cards |
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"There’d be no farting in my bed
Where are you going to go to fart?
I just shoot out fairy dust and the smell of roses
That’s nice, although the fairy dust sounds like a choking hazard if rimming is on the cards "
I promise not to when rimming! |
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"There’d be no farting in my bed
Where are you going to go to fart?
I just shoot out fairy dust and the smell of roses
That’s nice, although the fairy dust sounds like a choking hazard if rimming is on the cards
I promise not to when rimming!"
That’s so considerate 
Otherwise we’d need to fit your arse with one of those rubber tube things that people use when they’re snorkelling and that might look a little strange |
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