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Right, we're going out for a meal.
Where are we going and what are you gonna order for me? You'll have to order for me, ya know...... with me being all coy n shy n shit
What are the plans after food?
Sleeping it off? Drinking? Dancing? Throwing eggs at yoofs who lack manners?
What's the plan Stan? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The. Pie. Factory.
It has been in discussion for far too long. So huge, delicious pies, chips. Pub for alcohol to get our merry on before we go to a gig and get all sweaty in a mosh pit and our eyeliner mixes with sweat.  |
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chinese take away and cuddle on settee as think going out would remind you too much of work you might get the twitch which all current and former catering workers get  |
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"We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.
Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)"
I have no idea what a donburi is but I'll give it a whirling dervish.
Ooooooo can it be Placebo or Carter or someone else I've never seen but want to terribly! |
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"The. Pie. Factory.
It has been in discussion for far too long. So huge, delicious pies, chips. Pub for alcohol to get our merry on before we go to a gig and get all sweaty in a mosh pit and our eyeliner mixes with sweat. "
Wham bam thank you lamb then off to the Robin 2
Banging  |
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"We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.
Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)
I have no idea what a donburi is but I'll give it a whirling dervish.
Ooooooo can it be Placebo or Carter or someone else I've never seen but want to terribly!"
Only two of my favourites! Hello new gig buddy! (Donburi is just rice in a bowl. Simple yet effective) |
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"Right, we're going out for a meal.
Where are we going and what are you gonna order for me? You'll have to order for me, ya know...... with me being all coy n shy n shit
What are the plans after food?
I'll get you a pot noodle and a bottle of Lambrini at my bit 
Sleeping it off? Drinking? Dancing? Throwing eggs at yoofs who lack manners?
What's the plan Stan?"
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"chinese take away and cuddle on settee as think going out would remind you too much of work you might get the twitch which all current and former catering workers get "
I do get the twitch I can't deny it. I have to sit on my hands or I find myself compelled to help.
Chinese from the takeaway makes me chunder tho as it's too greasy. |
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In a fantasy world we're in Sydney. I'm not sure if I want to take you to China Town and order... honestly I don't know what it is, I don't speak enough Mandarin and the English just says "beef". That's fun. Or Pancakes on the Rocks. The savoury pancakes are OK but it's the dessert ones you really want. |
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"chinese take away and cuddle on settee as think going out would remind you too much of work you might get the twitch which all current and former catering workers get
I do get the twitch I can't deny it. I have to sit on my hands or I find myself compelled to help.
Chinese from the takeaway makes me chunder tho as it's too greasy. "
hmm you pic the food i'll provide the hugs and ego feeding |
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"The most expensive restaurant in town. Order everything on the menu and the most expensive bottle of champers.
Don't worry about the bill, we'll do a runner!"
I think that'll be more of a roller than a runner unless you're quick on your toes whilst pushing a wheelbarrow containing yours truly |
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"We're sharing teriyaki chicken donburi.
Afterwards we are going to watch a band (remember when that was a thing?)
I have no idea what a donburi is but I'll give it a whirling dervish.
Ooooooo can it be Placebo or Carter or someone else I've never seen but want to terribly!
Only two of my favourites! Hello new gig buddy! (Donburi is just rice in a bowl. Simple yet effective)"
Sounds like a mighty fine evening |
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"Right, we're going out for a meal.
Where are we going and what are you gonna order for me? You'll have to order for me, ya know...... with me being all coy n shy n shit
What are the plans after food?
I'll get you a pot noodle and a bottle of Lambrini at my bit
Sleeping it off? Drinking? Dancing? Throwing eggs at yoofs who lack manners?
What's the plan Stan?"
As long as it's chicken n mushroom |
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"In a fantasy world we're in Sydney. I'm not sure if I want to take you to China Town and order... honestly I don't know what it is, I don't speak enough Mandarin and the English just says "beef". That's fun. Or Pancakes on the Rocks. The savoury pancakes are OK but it's the dessert ones you really want."
Ooooooooo dessert pancakes  |
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"You dont eat anyway, so lets get d*unk instead 
I'm a cheap date in that respect!
I'll have you know I had a bacon sarnie at 11.45 today ta very much it wasn't wonderful tho  "
That wasnt a no!  |
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"Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool "
I've never been. Has it got fish in? Sounds like something that you don't expect to have fish in til you taste the sea and realise you got tricked.
Ooooo, if we bump into the proper prick ex at the foundry I reckon a pool cue up his botty would be just the ticket |
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"Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool
I've never been. Has it got fish in? Sounds like something that you don't expect to have fish in til you taste the sea and realise you got tricked.
Ooooo, if we bump into the proper prick ex at the foundry I reckon a pool cue up his botty would be just the ticket "
Hahaha maybe avoid the foundry then for health and safety reasons |
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"We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after "
Cocktails.... I'm not much of a drinker but I have recently discovered I like gin and I'm not well versed in cocktails so it would be rude not to explore |
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"Come to the fish hut at my beach ...lobster rolls ..or a fish platter..in the open air ...on the beach "
That has given me palpitations
I want to like fish, I really do.... but... I struggle with it. Some of it is just so damn fishy  |
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"We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after
Cocktails.... I'm not much of a drinker but I have recently discovered I like gin and I'm not well versed in cocktails so it would be rude not to explore "
thought you always was gin person ? |
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"You dont eat anyway, so lets get d*unk instead
I'm a cheap date in that respect!
I'll have you know I had a bacon sarnie at 11.45 today ta very much it wasn't wonderful tho
That wasnt a no! "
It wasn't! |
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"Wagamama for udon noodles then off to ye olde foundry for pints and pool
I've never been. Has it got fish in? Sounds like something that you don't expect to have fish in til you taste the sea and realise you got tricked.
Ooooo, if we bump into the proper prick ex at the foundry I reckon a pool cue up his botty would be just the ticket
Hahaha maybe avoid the foundry then for health and safety reasons"
Fun tho! |
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"We’re off for a cheeky Nando’s on a Wednesday in august so can save the dosh on food and have more to spend on cocktails after
Cocktails.... I'm not much of a drinker but I have recently discovered I like gin and I'm not well versed in cocktails so it would be rude not to explore thought you always was gin person ?"
Hell no, I drink on average about 3 times a year
I had a rose wine stage
I've had a fruit cider stage
I'm now at the gin stage |
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"Tapas, loads of different delicious things to eat!
Then more sangria and dancing to cheesy pop music
The artist formerly known as Mrs TMN x "
Tapas oooooo snickitty snackitty
Cheesy pop is always on my list |
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"Hard rock cafe you can have anything on the menu plus cocktail jugs then a night of dancing "
Another place I've never been and certainly don't have the t-shirt.
Jugs sounds rather a lot but fuck it! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...
...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I’ll join you
You’ve not seen me on a night out!!! "
Not yet  |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger  as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!"
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing  |
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"Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...
...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home "
I shall bring my own chunder bucket disguised as a handbag. It sounds like I may need one..
And smelling salts for when I pass out |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing "
Yep, danger!
Where do I sign up? |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I’ll join you
You’ve not seen me on a night out!!!
Not yet
Bring it "
I’m bringing |
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"All you can eat carvery, few pints, and let's be naughty and TP someone garden just for giggles x"
We can TP my garden, I'll not feel guilty then. Just get me so ratted I forget where I live at that moment and we'll be well away! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"You, me and Saffie on a night out.
Eating is cheating so gin diet all the way!!! 
A skateboard and set of baby reigns so you can drag me home "safely" and I don't get lost? "
We wouldn’t loose you..... |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing "
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going "
You’re so cute ... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...
...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home
I shall bring my own chunder bucket disguised as a handbag. It sounds like I may need one..
And smelling salts for when I pass out "
Think we had other plans for your handbag to save queuing |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going "
Slam dunked
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ... "
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots |
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"You, me and Saffie on a night out.
Eating is cheating so gin diet all the way!!!
A skateboard and set of baby reigns so you can drag me home "safely" and I don't get lost?
We wouldn’t loose you..... "
Pinkie promise? |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
Slam dunked
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It could have been you |
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"Forget eating first - we're going out painting the town red than the reddest red, drinking like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no-one's watching and laughing like hyenas the whole night long...
...and we might stop for a kebab on the way home
I shall bring my own chunder bucket disguised as a handbag. It sounds like I may need one..
And smelling salts for when I pass out
Think we had other plans for your handbag to save queuing "
*snort laugh*
She wee and an empty lucozade bottle |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
Slam dunked
It could have been you "
Thank fuck it wasn't! |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots "
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh "
You're back |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh
You're back "
Like terminator. |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh
You're back
Like terminator. "
Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh
You're back
Like terminator.
Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby "
That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins.... |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh
You're back
Like terminator.
Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby
That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins.... "
I could have sworn that's how T2 starts |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh
You're back
Like terminator.
Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby
That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins....
I could have sworn that's how T2 starts "
No frocking idea! I’m crap on films. The only body armour I’m sporting is my ice cream, cake and gin consumption during lockdown!!! |
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"Nah bird.. we can hit the gin then fall into a takeaway on the way home. That’s more my usual style.
I smell danger as long as I don't fall so hard I land on a kebab skewer!
You’ll be reet! Last time I was out on a sesh Spurs fell off a chair and cracked her head on the floor so loud I thought she was cracked. We still managed to stay until we were chucked out at closing. Can barely remember a thing
...., was a cracking night
One correction I didn’t fall off a chair, I don’t fall over,.... I was slam dunked by Phoenix after she decided, as I was so small, she could weight lift me ...... you were all so worried I just wanted to get off the floor and keep going
You’re so cute ...
You didn’t just go there now where are those wig shots
I soooooo did my little pit bull mwahhhhh
You're back
Like terminator.
Oh, does that mean you'll show up naked in a parking nearby
That might more resemble alien. Or gremlins....
I could have sworn that's how T2 starts
No frocking idea! I’m crap on films. The only body armour I’m sporting is my ice cream, cake and gin consumption during lockdown!!! "
Pure indulgence, sounds delicious |
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