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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"  nope have you ever caught your willy in yours 
Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man
This
I thought being kicked in the balls was?  "
A knob caught in your zip then being kicked in the nads is probably off the scale |
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" nope have you ever caught your willy in yours
Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man
This
I thought being kicked in the balls was?
A knob caught in your zip then being kicked in the nads is probably off the scale "
What about if hot wax was applied to the nad scrape instead of a plaster and then had to be ripped off like me sorting my taschè out double time coz I've got 10 mins before Simon Neil turns up on my doorstep wanting to blow his beans up my fandango |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" nope have you ever caught your willy in yours
Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man
This
I thought being kicked in the balls was?
A knob caught in your zip then being kicked in the nads is probably off the scale
What about if hot wax was applied to the nad scrape instead of a plaster and then had to be ripped off like me sorting my taschè out double time coz I've got 10 mins before Simon Neil turns up on my doorstep wanting to blow his beans up my fandango "
You’ve never been kicked in the nads Peachy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, but an ex did accidentally bite down on my clit when she came once when we were in a 69. That HURTS.Eeekkkk that definitely sounds sore "
Sounds like fun to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" nope have you ever caught your willy in yours
Yes and it’s the worst pain known to man
This "
Bloody right it is....once whilst out at a rave I must have rolled..well,a lot into my zipper...took me ages and crap load of agony to retrieve it.  |
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No, but I have a VCH piercing and a past FB had a slight gap between his front teeth and well... somehow my bar got caught... and bloody hell that really hurt. I've never stayed so still while he extricated himself for fear it might be ripped out. Complicated by the fact he couldn't speak properly at the time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That would have to be one big clit 
Yes 
I do love my erect bean at times
I like it when it pokes out the zip in your jeans
My mini penis? "
Your clitosterous  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never caught my clit but I have caught my cock
Noooo, I love your cock baby
Kiss my fat cock better then!!!
Big sloppy kisses!  "
Err I’ve just caught mine as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I not caught my cock in a sip
But 1 of my key workers when was putting his troueesrs on and he pulled zip up he pulled ligament in his fingers
Doctor ask him how did you do it he told him doctor couldn't stop laguhing |
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