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Superpower game...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast..."

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fortune telling"

But your crystal balls are hairy

I can see 5 minutes into the future...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling"

Only for old people

Super human strength

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling

Only for old people

Super human strength "

But you have no arms

I can fly...

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling

Only for old people

Super human strength

But you have no arms

I can fly..."

But have no sense of direction

I can take on any form

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling

Only for old people

Super human strength

But you have no arms

I can fly...

But have no sense of direction

I can take on any form "

But the form only lasts 60seconds so quickies only lol

I can turn myself into a human torch of flames

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling

Only for old people

Super human strength

But you have no arms

I can fly...

But have no sense of direction

I can take on any form

But the form only lasts 60seconds so quickies only lol

I can turn myself into a human torch of flames"

But only when touched sexually.

I have laser vision...

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"I tell the super power I have, and you reply with a downside (e.g., I can run super fast - but only on red hot charcoal or only on your hands etc.), as well as posting your own superpower after.

So... I can run super fast...

What ever you're chasing, can move slightly faster

Fortune telling

Only for old people

Super human strength

But you have no arms

I can fly...

But have no sense of direction

I can take on any form

But the form only lasts 60seconds so quickies only lol

I can turn myself into a human torch of flames

But only when touched sexually.

I have laser vision..."

But you're blind

I am faster than a speeding bullet

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high. "

But only under bridges.

I can turn invisible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high.

But only under bridges.

I can turn invisible"

After all that effort to dress up? Nah...

I can stop time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high.

But only under bridges.

I can turn invisible

After all that effort to dress up? Nah...

I can stop time

But only when ...........

I can sweat acid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high.

But only under bridges.

I can turn invisible

After all that effort to dress up? Nah...

I can stop time

But only when ...........

I can sweat acid "

How the fuck is that a super power?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But not faster than the person firing it. I can jump very high.

But only under bridges.

I can turn invisible

After all that effort to dress up? Nah...

I can stop time

But only when ...........

I can sweat acid

How the fuck is that a super power?

Judge rules...its a super power, recommence the game...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But only when swimming in the sea.

I can emit laughing gas

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"But only when swimming in the sea.

I can emit laughing gas "

But are susceptible to it yourself too.

I can deliver a disabling bite from 100 yards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But only when swimming in the sea.

I can emit laughing gas

But are susceptible to it yourself too.

I can deliver a disabling bite from 100 yards."

But only when wearing joke shop teeth

I can see through walls...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But only when they're glass

I can walk through walls...

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"But only when they're glass

I can walk through walls... "

But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.

I can make doughnuts magically appear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when they're glass

I can walk through walls... "

But only if they're facing 32degrees north east on a Tuesday morning

Martial arts master

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when they're glass

I can walk through walls...

But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.

I can make doughnuts magically appear

But only the hole

I can speak any language in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But only when they're glass

I can walk through walls...

But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.

I can make doughnuts magically appear

But only the hole

I can speak any language in the world "

But cant understand them

I can turn my head 360 degrees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when they're glass

I can walk through walls...

But only into rooms you don’t want to enter.

I can make doughnuts magically appear

But only the hole

I can speak any language in the world

But cant understand them

I can turn my head 360 degrees"

But can't turn it back.

I am indestructible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly... "

But then disappear to someone else's house.

I'm never wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly...

But then disappear to someone else's house.

I'm never wrong"

Meaning you’re always wrong.

I’ve got a time machine

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By *uge G RectionMan over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly...

But then disappear to someone else's house.

I'm never wrong

Meaning you’re always wrong.

I’ve got a time machine"

But it is currently broken.

I managed to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly...

But then disappear to someone else's house.

I'm never wrong

Meaning you’re always wrong.

I’ve got a time machine"

I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore.

But your time destination is always stuck to 1939-1945

I can breathe fire...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly...

But then disappear to someone else's house.

I'm never wrong

Meaning you’re always wrong.

I’ve got a time machine

But it is currently broken.

I managed to get a meet"

But it was with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when I've eaten 3 litres of green jelly.

I can click my fingers and all socks in the house be paired correctly...

But then disappear to someone else's house.

I'm never wrong

Meaning you’re always wrong.

I’ve got a time machine

I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore.

But your time destination is always stuck to 1939-1945

I can breathe fire..."

But you also fart it

I can communicate with animals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me.... "

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility "

But it's only the size of a hanky

I can never get sick

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility

But it's only the size of a hanky

I can never get sick "

But you have constant diarrhoea.

I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility

But it's only the size of a hanky

I can never get sick

But you have constant diarrhoea.

I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes"

But you can't change anything.

I'm invulnerable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility

But it's only the size of a hanky

I can never get sick

But you have constant diarrhoea.

I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes

But you can't change anything.

I'm invulnerable."

But can’t feel anything!

I can transform into any animal at will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility

But it's only the size of a hanky

I can never get sick

But you have constant diarrhoea.

I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes

But you can't change anything.

I'm invulnerable.

But can’t feel anything!

I can transform into any animal at will"

But can’t change back!

I can tell if someone is lying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I replicate their main traits.

I can mute the world around me....

But people then communicate by smell.

I have a cloak of invisibility

But it's only the size of a hanky

I can never get sick

But you have constant diarrhoea.

I can step backwards and forwards in time by 10minutes

But you can't change anything.

I'm invulnerable.

But can’t feel anything!

I can transform into any animal at will

But can’t change back!

I can tell if someone is lying"

Only when sneezing

I've x-ray vision

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate...

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By *r.HMan over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate... "

But only when completely naked

I can freeze things with my touch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate...

But only when completely naked

I can freeze things with my touch "

But can never have sex again due to your penis dropping off from frostbite.

I can see through anything with my X-ray vision.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate...

But only when completely naked

I can freeze things with my touch "

Only in the winter

Can shoot laser beams from my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate...

But only when completely naked

I can freeze things with my touch

Only in the winter

Can shoot laser beams from my eyes"

Only your japs eye

I can extend any part of my body like Mr Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate...

But only when completely naked

I can freeze things with my touch

Only in the winter

Can shoot laser beams from my eyes

Only your japs eye

I can extend any part of my body like Mr Fantastic"

But it doesn't return to normal size.

I have mind control.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When wearing a clown nose

I can levitate...

But only when completely naked

I can freeze things with my touch

Only in the winter

Can shoot laser beams from my eyes

Only your japs eye

I can extend any part of my body like Mr Fantastic

But it doesn't return to normal size.

I have mind control."

But once you have used it on someone their head explodes after.

I can fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control."

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control.

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere "

Within your house

I can walk through walls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control.

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere

Within your house

I can walk through walls"

Only if you're naked

I can change into any animal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control.

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere

Within your house

I can walk through walls

Only if you're naked

I can change into any animal"

Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.

I can teleport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control.

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere

Within your house

I can walk through walls

Only if you're naked

I can change into any animal

Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.

I can teleport"

Only from your bedroom to your bathroom

I can climb walls like a fly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control.

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere

Within your house

I can walk through walls

Only if you're naked

I can change into any animal

Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.

I can teleport

Only from your bedroom to your bathroom

I can climb walls like a fly"

But you also have to live on shit

I can get anyone I want on Fab with the click of a finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mind control.

But only when you're asleep.

I can teleport anywhere

Within your house

I can walk through walls

Only if you're naked

I can change into any animal

Only if you have a bit of said animals droppings.

I can teleport

Only from your bedroom to your bathroom

I can climb walls like a fly

But you also have to live on shit

I can get anyone I want on Fab with the click of a finger "

But your fingers have no bones in them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have telekinesis

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