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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like it when she pretends that she likes making me a sandwich, then brings it to me with glass of cold milk, then she says she’s off out with friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to try Extinction event role plays. So either you fuck each other like the world is about to end. Or you both get dressed up in tattered, ripped and filthy clothes and you trapse around the sewer pretending you've survived the almost extinction of the human race. Then you both emerge somewhere and make a shelter and start a fire, before foraging for food and finally, after you've fed on worms and road kill and settled down underneath a piece of fencing slung between 2 trees and on a bad of mucky leaves, you finally talk about having to shag to ensure the survival of the human race, before completing the task with an awkward 20 minute fumble and then going home for a good bath in domestos. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd like to try Extinction event role plays. So either you fuck each other like the world is about to end. Or you both get dressed up in tattered, ripped and filthy clothes and you trapse around the sewer pretending you've survived the almost extinction of the human race. Then you both emerge somewhere and make a shelter and start a fire, before foraging for food and finally, after you've fed on worms and road kill and settled down underneath a piece of fencing slung between 2 trees and on a bad of mucky leaves, you finally talk about having to shag to ensure the survival of the human race, before completing the task with an awkward 20 minute fumble and then going home for a good bath in domestos."
Otherwise known as Tuesday... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to try Extinction event role plays. So either you fuck each other like the world is about to end. Or you both get dressed up in tattered, ripped and filthy clothes and you trapse around the sewer pretending you've survived the almost extinction of the human race. Then you both emerge somewhere and make a shelter and start a fire, before foraging for food and finally, after you've fed on worms and road kill and settled down underneath a piece of fencing slung between 2 trees and on a bad of mucky leaves, you finally talk about having to shag to ensure the survival of the human race, before completing the task with an awkward 20 minute fumble and then going home for a good bath in domestos.
Otherwise known as Tuesday... "
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By *MabzeroMan
over a year ago
Mid-Ulster |
Definitely a Mask Police role. Where's your mask? Don your mask. That's not quite correct. Let me adjust that for you. I'm just going to put my finger in here, then stick it in your mouth. Open wide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love role play. Used to meet someone and we predominately did role plays. Was good fun, the best ones were the unexpected ones or the one where we role played as his job role and me being one of his employees |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I love the one where I play a debt collector and the man has to hide.
He puts a wad of cash on the desk and pretends to be embarrassed and hides in the cupboard.
I lock the cupboard and fuck off. "
That sounds like a wife. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love the one where I play a debt collector and the man has to hide.
He puts a wad of cash on the desk and pretends to be embarrassed and hides in the cupboard.
I lock the cupboard and fuck off. "
ive not trird that one  |
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