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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nobody uses that term anymore. French letter is another one.

It's just condom, condom, condom these days.

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By *am sampsonMan over a year ago

cwmbran

you just used it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Touché!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anything for the weekend sir?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Pass the prophylactic will you darling

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Pass the prophylactic will you darling

thats one of my favourite words of the moment prophylactic, shant tell you why but jay said it to me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sheath!!!? It makes me cringe and think of my old biology teacher *shudder*

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Pass the prophylactic will you darling

thats one of my favourite words of the moment prophylactic, shant tell you why but jay said it to me lol"

Oh go on, do tell - I won't tell anyone else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always carry a 'hoody'! I find myself saying that to my son a lot these days too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like the guy that goes in Boots and holding his finger and thumb almost together says to the assistant 'have you got any durex this big ?'

the assistant says 'but sir, that would only fit a mouse'

guy says 'yes, i know, bloody house is over run with em'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Pass the prophylactic will you darling

thats one of my favourite words of the moment prophylactic, shant tell you why but jay said it to me lol

Oh go on, do tell - I won't tell anyone else

I didnt have a tooth for a week until my new one was ready. Didnt go out all week. Jay took one look at me and said "darling your missing tooth is definatly a prophylactic" lol

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Pass the prophylactic will you darling

thats one of my favourite words of the moment prophylactic, shant tell you why but jay said it to me lol

Oh go on, do tell - I won't tell anyone else

I didnt have a tooth for a week until my new one was ready. Didnt go out all week. Jay took one look at me and said "darling your missing tooth is definatly a prophylactic" lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Welsh invented protection using a sheeps bladder...

The English refined the idea by first taking it out of the sheep...

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By *enaultMan over a year ago

dartford

I stil use 'Rubber Johnny' or another term used was a dunky - anyone else heard dunky before?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Discworld fans may practise safe sex with a packet of "Sonkies" Sam Vimes was heard to say that "the housing shortage in Ankh-Morpork would be a good deal worse if it wasn't for old man Sonky and his penny-a-packet preventatives"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about 'Blob' ?

We always called them blobs when we were at school

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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You have a blob on your cock just does'nt have the right feel about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Bob's blob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bob's blob!

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