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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Flip Flops"
Gotcha !!!! Now I wanna know ? I don’t think so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Flip Flops
Mine are green." jim you on it ? That sounds like session madness chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot "
The only thing I can pronounce in a Scottish accent is murder. That is due to Taggart |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot
The only thing I can pronounce in a Scottish accent is murder. That is due to Taggart "
Can you apply it to anyone using the term “beef curtains” please... also if you can roll your r’s correctly well done m’dear |
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"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot "
Pardon? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Flip Flops
Mine are green.jim you on it ? That sounds like session madness chat "
I think I've got Session Madness' second album somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot
Pardon?"
There’s always one you mean you didn’t understand? Oy vez |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
And, no. Mine don't.
And you're Australian!
I don't call them thongs, either "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile."
That did the trick |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick"
What you even harder now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot
Pardon?
There’s always one you mean you didn’t understand? Oy vez "
I understood some of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick
What you even harder now?"
Hard as concrete |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick
What you even harder now?
Hard as concrete"
Tiles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick"
Now I've got a stiffy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick
What you even harder now?
Hard as concrete
Tiles "
Need a good grouting |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick
Now I've got a stinky."
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Opening..... "
I’d say my opening stays the same What ever the weather! Lol
So how’s your cock fair up in the cold weather
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick
What you even harder now?
Hard as concrete
Tiles
Need a good grouting"
I bet you've done some grouting in your time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A part of me giggles... another part thinks away and bile yer heid fannybaws *disclaimer - my opinion only and translation will not be offered as any non Scots must have seen enough Episodes of Taggart etc to work it oot
Pardon?
There’s always one you mean you didn’t understand? Oy vez
I understood some of it."
Excellent... Gaun yersel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ladies in tonight
I'm a lady
You weren't in
Got toothache
No excuse
You're a hard man.
Not in this heat
Take a look at Hanson44's profile.
That did the trick
What you even harder now?
Hard as concrete
Tiles
Need a good grouting
I bet you've done some grouting in your time."
Still sc*aping it out from under the foreskin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful."
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains? "
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No.... mine do swell when I'm naughty
Like a horny lady equivalent of Pinocchio.
the more I lie the bigger they swell .....
Such a beautiful liar."
I try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything."
I soya what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.
I soya what you did there "
Let's fist bump. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.
I soya what you did there
Let's fist bump."
Only fists? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.
I soya what you did there
Let's fist bump.
Only fists? "
Chest bump? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.
I soya what you did there
Let's fist bump.
Only fists?
Chest bump?"
Cool. I won't suggest hip bumps as I would send you flying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is swimming a temporary cure for camel toe?
Of course
Thank you. I'm finding this thread very useful.
You still haven't answered my question though. What do vegans call beef curtains?
I'd usually think of something Quorny. No, can't think of anything.
I soya what you did there
Let's fist bump.
Only fists?
Chest bump?
Cool. I won't suggest hip bumps as I would send you flying "
Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's fist bump.
Only fists?
Well when all this nonsence is over, Jim and F&B are gonna have a willy off "
A willy off who? Someone might miss their willy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
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We already know what your beef curtains taste of. |
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"Let's fist bump.
Only fists?
Well when all this nonsence is over, Jim and F&B are gonna have a willy off
A willy off who? Someone might miss their willy "
I suppose it depends on who gets into the ring first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
!
We already know what your beef curtains taste of."
Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
!
We already know what your beef curtains taste of.
Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains "
Oh, Lana. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
!
We already know what your beef curtains taste of.
Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU
Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
!
We already know what your beef curtains taste of.
Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU
Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube
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Ha I've never heard that! I'm pepsi max |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
!
We already know what your beef curtains taste of.
Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU
Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube
Ha I've never heard that! I'm pepsi max"
That's what I like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not as far as I'm aware but I'll report back in a couple of months
It'll be good of you to do that after your tour.
!
We already know what your beef curtains taste of.
Wracking my brain for a Lana song that references the taste of her beef curtains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00iWRwFfSU
Lana Del Rey - Cola - YouTube
Ha I've never heard that! I'm pepsi max
That's what I like."
Me too, very moreish... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My labia closes for the winter.
Bit like the Overlook Hotel.
Business as usual in the summer over here.
That's great news!
Eat out to help out!"
I couldn't agree more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My labia closes for the winter.
Bit like the Overlook Hotel.
Business as usual in the summer over here.
That's great news!
Eat out to help out!
I couldn't agree more."
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To simulate winter you could always use a cold can from the fridge..take a before picture . Apply can to the area . Take an after picture ..compare ...sorted ...I'm sure there's a similar effect on nipples |
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"To simulate winter you could always use a cold can from the fridge..take a before picture . Apply can to the area . Take an after picture ..compare ...sorted ...I'm sure there's a similar effect on nipples "
All these years. I had no idea you're a doctor. |
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"To simulate winter you could always use a cold can from the fridge..take a before picture . Apply can to the area . Take an after picture ..compare ...sorted ...I'm sure there's a similar effect on nipples
All these years. I had no idea you're a doctor."
I've got a little black bag ..and a nurse called steffy scope |
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"To simulate winter you could always use a cold can from the fridge..take a before picture . Apply can to the area . Take an after picture ..compare ...sorted ...I'm sure there's a similar effect on nipples
All these years. I had no idea you're a doctor.
I've got a little black bag ..and a nurse called steffy scope"
Has Steffy ever mentioned a career change? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beef curtains. Pmsl. Just for the record no they dont but I'd prefer them to be called pretty net curtains rather than beef. Lol.
Fun flaps?" better but mine dont flap lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend."
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather "
I'll ask him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather
I'll ask him."
Please do |
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather
I'll ask him.
Please do "
Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather
I'll ask him.
Please do
Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today "
Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more.. |
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend."
If your friend is menopausal age it’s due to hormone depletion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
If your friend is menopausal age it’s due to hormone depletion"
I don't think he's menopausal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
If your friend is menopausal age it’s due to hormone depletion
I don't think he's menopausal." men are born menopausal. It's not called MEN for nothing |
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather
I'll ask him.
Please do
Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today
Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more.. "
I don't suppose knowing you are making lots of people look better helps does it?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather
I'll ask him.
Please do
Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today
Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more..
I don't suppose knowing you are making lots of people look better helps does it?!"
Yes it does actually...Really love making ladies and gents feel better.. |
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"In the cold weather, you remember cold weather don't you? That's not the question I had in mind, but by all means recount your memories of cold weather. In cold weather, do your beef curtains shrink? I'm asking for a friend. No, really, I am asking for a friend.
Is your friend asking because his dick shrinks in cold weather
I'll ask him.
Please do
Keep that hairdryer on cold setting today
Jesus its horrendous...The visors make you sweat even more..
I don't suppose knowing you are making lots of people look better helps does it?!
Yes it does actually...Really love making ladies and gents feel better.. "
Oh thank God for that,well we appreciate all your sweatyness |
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"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!
I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry! "
I’m from Glasgow and I’m down in Portsmouth I have never wanted to get home so quick in my life was 35 degrees today and I had to have all my work gear on feel like I’m dead x |
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"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!
I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!
And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying! "
Do you always say it, VAGINA! ? |
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Prefer them being called corn beef flaps "
Beef flaps it is. |
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"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!
I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!
And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying!
Do you always say it, VAGINA! ?"
Of course. And you have a penis - right?
I also call it Cunnilingus and fellatio - sexy as fuck I am! |
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Prefer them being called corn beef flaps
Beef flaps it is." the lips are to funnel the piss , so piss flaps and it ain't rude ! |
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"I’m hot - and not in a good way. Just saying!
I have pale skin and I live in the north. Went outside for a few minutes and I look like a strawberry!
And mine is called a VAGINA! Just saying!
Do you always say it, VAGINA! ?
Of course. And you have a penis - right?
I also call it Cunnilingus and fellatio - sexy as fuck I am! "
I know you are. |
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"Wtf is beef curtains am I been silly?
I should have been more biological in my opening post. Fun flaps.
Prefer them being called corn beef flaps
Beef flaps it is.the lips are to funnel the piss , so piss flaps and it ain't rude ! "
I've taken your point on board. |
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Ummm thru don't feel the cold so much because they are usually tucked up, safe and warm in my knickers. If I have no knickers on and legs akimbo, I probably have a penis very close and so benefit from the heat transfer |
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