FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Cheesiest pick up lines
Cheesiest pick up lines
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Come on them people, what's the cheesiest pick up lines you've had used on you or even used yourself if you date admit. Found this one and made me laugh.
'There is no quarantine without U R A Q T' ???? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out"
Haha, this made me laugh!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out"
I thought I was special   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out
I thought I was special "
Haha I knew you would say that haha  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out"
Oh Dash!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out"
Just beautiful |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out
Oh Dash! "
It beats "how are you today" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out
Oh Dash!
It beats "how are you today" "
it sure does fella, i might have to try it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out
I thought I was special
Haha I knew you would say that haha "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out"
This is now being sent to hundreds of women on this site haha! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So sweet the hour, so calm the time,
I feel it more than half a crime,
When Nature sleeps and stars are mute,
To mar the silence ev'n with lute.
At rest on ocean's brilliant dyes
An image of Elysium lies:
Seven Pleiades entranced in Heaven,
Form in the deep another seven:
Endymion nodding from above
Sees in the sea a second love.
Within the valleys dim and brown,
And on the spectral mountain's crown
Now get your tits out
Oh Dash!
It beats "how are you today"
it sure does fella, i might have to try it "
I double dare you, do it!!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"“I’d walk across a field of broken glass just to jizz upon your shadow”
Not going to lie, I contemplated marrying him then and there.
He sounds like a keeper! "
Gonna need to be, won't be able to walk for a while |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"(To a woman in a pub) hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?? "
A guy I knew years ago used spin the sane to all the girls.....
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
Crinnnngggeeee.
I always felt uncomfortable and embarrassed every time.
Needless to say he always struck out.
Even thinking about it now makes me uncomfortable.
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"(To a woman in a pub) hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again??
A guy I knew years ago used spin the sane to all the girls.....
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
Crinnnngggeeee.
I always felt uncomfortable and embarrassed every time.
Needless to say he always struck out.
Even thinking about it now makes me uncomfortable.
"
Haha, there are some cringy ones about lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"you and your mates singing 'youve lost that loving feeling' it worked out ok for Maverick "
Have seen this done by two navy friends. It was epic. The girl they did it to had no idea what they were on about. So funny. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Back in the days before the internet, I used to use phone chatlines - my intro message was: "I've got a fast car outside, to get me to a fast woman"...
....cheesy, but it worked - I made quite a few late-night/early-hours dashes across the country for a few hours of fun...
....including my introduction to the world of having a wife in front of her husband...  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Have seen this done by two navy friends. It was epic. The girl they did it to had no idea what they were on about. So funny. "
Witnessed the same 'in reverse' - two US military nurses did it to a pilot...
....all his mates quickly joined in with the girls - it was hilarious!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Come on them people, what's the cheesiest pick up lines you've had used on you or even used yourself if you date admit. Found this one and made me laugh.
'There is no quarantine without U R A Q T' ????"
.
“ How do you like your eggs in the morning “.
Fertilised or unfertilised |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Come on them people, what's the cheesiest pick up lines you've had used on you or even used yourself if you date admit. Found this one and made me laugh.
'There is no quarantine without U R A Q T' ????.
“ How do you like your eggs in the morning “.
Fertilised or unfertilised "
Eeeuuuwww!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
