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Appropriating a COW........
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"Not so Posh wants milk.
What would be the best way of stealing a cow and never getting caught?
We will need some cow keeping info too.
Thanks.
A really big net.
You're welcome  "
I'd need a massive handle......  |
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Get a milking machine ..or a bucket and stool ...and a bucket of water...and some salt cake..drive to a field with cows in set up your cow nosh and drinks bar ...sneak round behind your bovine customers and squeeze or suck your requirements...just check it's not a bull first or your beverage may taste slightly salty  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow  "
New photo challenge coming up.....  |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
New photo challenge coming up..... "
Please say it's true  |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow "
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too? |
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over a year ago
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"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?
Cow tipping is real
That's it!
It was in Oklahoma in the 90s....."
I had a mate once (yes I did, a real mate!) who reckoned they did it...... ......I never believed them..... |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too? "
Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over |
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"Not so Posh wants milk.
What would be the best way of stealing a cow and never getting caught?
We will need some cow keeping info too.
Thanks."
Dress it up as an amazon driver and put it in a van... Nobody notices them |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?
Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over "
I've got milkmaids on the brain now |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?
Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over "
I need this outfit now... |
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over a year ago
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They still walk the cows across the road here.
Sneak into the herd and tie ones laces together to slow it down. No one will notice it dropping off the back, and bobs your uncle fanny's your cow.
Make sure its got udders though  |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?
Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over
I need this outfit now... "
You do  |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?
Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over
I need this outfit now... "
Yes you do...the outfit is the easy bit the cow not so much |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Is cow turning real or just an urban/rural myth.....?
Cow tipping is real
That's it!
It was in Oklahoma in the 90s.....
I had a mate once (yes I did, a real mate!) who reckoned they did it...... ......I never believed them..... "
I had a friend who had some other friends who may or may not have got d*unk in their teens and may or may not have done it.
She has felt bad about it for years. My friend. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I have a similar vision, is her top too tight in your vision too?
Of course... her bountiful bosom spilling over
I need this outfit now...
Yes you do...the outfit is the easy bit the cow not so much "
That's why I'm taking notes on Granny's magical cow stealing thread... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for "
I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.
With Estragon driving the getaway limo |
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Stealing is easy. A roller skate under each hoof and a good shove.
Keeping it? Disguise. Paint "Tesla" on the side and leave in the road overnight. Anyone who questions it just sneer at them as a petrol head. Attach skates and push it with your car around the town and say you are being towed to the garage.
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"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for
I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.
With Estragon driving the getaway limo"
I've so got your back on this. When I'd stopped laughing I would |
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"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef. 
Have you got a milk maid's outfit? "
Hahha no but I could get one... although our cows aren’t specifically dairy cows so not sure it works x |
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"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.
This beef you speak of..... "
Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for
I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.
With Estragon driving the getaway limo
I've so got your back on this. When I'd stopped laughing I would "
Granny's on a cock comparison. When she gets back we are totally on it..... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.
This beef you speak of.....
Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven. "
Well that's a bit pants then.
Ooh. Can we entice the manly ones with the meat? |
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"could you imagine roping Granny in to steal a cow...now that I'd so be in for
I reckon you, me and Granny would be quite the cow stealing ninja team.
With Estragon driving the getaway limo
I've so got your back on this. When I'd stopped laughing I would
Granny's on a cock comparison. When she gets back we are totally on it..... "
I can Granny's thorough,.this could take a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it  "
And the person who looked at a chicken laying and egg and thought I bet there’s something tasty inside that. |
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"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.
This beef you speak of.....
Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven.
Well that's a bit pants then.
Ooh. Can we entice the manly ones with the meat? "
You bring the manly meat and I’ll supply the cows haha. X |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird "
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.
This beef you speak of.....
Unfortunately the meaty and not manly variety haha! Else I’d be in heaven.
Well that's a bit pants then.
Ooh. Can we entice the manly ones with the meat?
You bring the manly meat and I’ll supply the cows haha. X"
I may be a while. I have to test their manliness first |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee. "
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming "
I volunteer Nippy for that one  |
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Awww Granny
Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....
Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? |
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"Awww Granny
Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....
Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? "
If I ever need to pick a team you're on it. It wouldn't even matter what for |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one "
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT! "
But it's for Anabelle.... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Awww Granny
Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....
Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin?
If I ever need to pick a team you're on it. It wouldn't even matter what for "
Exactly what she said.... |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle.... "
Gutted..I'm just gutted |
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over a year ago
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle.... "
If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....? |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle.... "
I reckon we could talk him around |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....? "
Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around "
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways.... |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?
Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx"
Oh I hadn't read the thread, I thought I was milking a bull cow thingy.....  |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways.... "
True..win him around. I wonder what it would take |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?
Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx
Oh I hadn't read the thread, I thought I was milking a bull cow thingy..... "
I'm just so impressed you'd think of milking a bull cow thingy for the girls |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....
True..win him around. I wonder what it would take "
Come play in the stream. That will work |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
If I change my mind will there be a prize and also does it make me bi....?
Yes. And no.... Because it's a girl cow obvs xx
Oh I hadn't read the thread, I thought I was milking a bull cow thingy.....
I'm just so impressed you'd think of milking a bull cow thingy for the girls "
I'm impressed he was considering changing his mind and suckling it |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....
True..win him around. I wonder what it would take
Come play in the stream. That will work "
Girlfriend lets out on a show |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....
True..win him around. I wonder what it would take
Come play in the stream. That will work
Girlfriend lets out on a show "
Would be quite the spectacle |
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"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....
True..win him around. I wonder what it would take
Come play in the stream. That will work
Girlfriend lets out on a show
Would be quite the spectacle "
You could always milk me instead |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The first person to milk a cow all those years ago must of been a right weirdo.
Think about it
milking is a logical step surely
Sucking on em that may have been a bit weird
Surely sucking on them makes more sense, after all, that's what the baby ones do...
I need coffee.
And the photo opportunities just keep a coming
I volunteer Nippy for that one
I will not be sucking a cow, you PERVERT!
But it's for Anabelle....
I reckon we could talk him around
Do we have to talk? I can think of better ways....
True..win him around. I wonder what it would take
Come play in the stream. That will work
Girlfriend lets out on a show
Would be quite the spectacle
You could always milk me instead "
Or as well.......
Will that convince Nippy to suckle the cow? |
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Oi be eading up the 386 now. The marvellous moo’er is kickin seven bales out me shed and the grockle (oi put e in thee shed ta keep thee heffer subdooed) is creating....
Thee bailer cord is lookin a bit frayed moind so I’m liable to be a news item on west cuntry this evenin... we is eading towards the north coast, oi’l be dere drekly |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Oi be eading up the 386 now. The marvellous moo’er is kickin seven bales out me shed and the grockle (oi put e in thee shed ta keep thee heffer subdooed) is creating....
Thee bailer cord is lookin a bit frayed moind so I’m liable to be a news item on west cuntry this evenin... we is eading towards the north coast, oi’l be dere drekly "
You're a star. I'll put kettle on |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
 "
I may or may not have just ordered a milk maid outfit.
Pay day is a bad plan.... |
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"As Posh loves in Devon there must be a few around.
I now have visions of Posh sneaking up to a cow in milk maid outfit attempting to milk a cow
I may or may not have just ordered a milk maid outfit.
Pay day is a bad plan.... "
I vote for may xx |
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"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right? "
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go |
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"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go "
GULP!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go "
I'll get the photo done for you soon as the gardeners are gone. Remember what happened last time |
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"NSP just come to my farm in cornwall have all the milk you want, and beef.
Have you got a milk maid's outfit?
Hahha no but I could get one... although our cows aren’t specifically dairy cows so not sure it works x "
You don't even need to have cows to wear a milk maid's outfit ... not with my intentions anyway |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go
GULP!!
At least wear some wellies"
That's what cowboy boots are for.... |
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"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go
I'll get the photo done for you soon as the gardeners are gone. Remember what happened last time "
You're so good to me 
I do and I'm still convinced you made their day |
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"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go
GULP!!
At least wear some wellies
That's what cowboy boots are for.... "
Ooo even better .. waiting with baited breath for the picture |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go
I'll get the photo done for you soon as the gardeners are gone. Remember what happened last time
You're so good to me
I do and I'm still convinced you made their day "
I forgot its Tuesday this morning as well. They may have had the top half |
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"Surely your lasso and cowboy boots would work on this occasion?
And jeans and a bra at least, right?
Nah, no clothes needed. Naked cowgirl is the way to go
GULP!!
At least wear some wellies
That's what cowboy boots are for....
Ooo even better .. waiting with baited breath for the picture "
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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago
Heaven in the Midlands |
"Awww Granny
Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....
Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? "
Aww I just wanna give you a hug. |
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"Awww Granny
Okay oi’ve opened me gate which leads ta field o’er yonder and noe me garden be full of heffers and a rather confoosed lookin grockle wi a rucksack and a cagoule.....
Oi be thinkin that to get these milky madams to dere maid oi’l be needin some kinda contraption, so oi’ve pinched the little lasses tricycle from down thee lane and rigged up the potting shed on a couple o skateboards oi got from the yobbos in thee village. This is all lashed together with a bit of bailer (orange was preference) and I’m about to cycle with said mooing marvel, snug loikes in dis ere Sharabang. Where’s oi goin agin? "
Oooooo Hello Pauly dear heart.... I mean decadentdevon Owz u moi lovley ? |
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Having concluded the cock comparison
The findings are:
Cock 1. Had a shaft, bellend and some fuzz.
Cock2. Had a shaft , Mushroom top and no visible fuzz.
I therebye declare the owners of said cock as separate individuals.
Thank you. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Having concluded the cock comparison
The findings are:
Cock 1. Had a shaft, bellend and some fuzz.
Cock2. Had a shaft , Mushroom top and no visible fuzz.
I therebye declare the owners of said cock as separate individuals.
Thank you."
Phew. Good work Granny. |
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"Having concluded the cock comparison
The findings are:
Cock 1. Had a shaft, bellend and some fuzz.
Cock2. Had a shaft , Mushroom top and no visible fuzz.
I therebye declare the owners of said cock as separate individuals.
Thank you."
That's good enough for me |
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