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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
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I'm certain Granny. Very very sure indeed  |
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over a year ago
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I had this exact issue yesterday morning. A late-night trip to the supermarket saw me furnished with a litre of fresh semi-skimned (also two bottles of overpiced cold-brew coffee stuff, some snack bars and a pair of cheap USB PC speakers, but I digress. It could have been much worse...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The brand new milk I just opened is off.
Someone tell me how I'm supposed to cope with Tuesday without coffee?
Help me fabbers, you're my only hope  "
Go black coffee! Train yourself to drink it then there is no faff! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh no. That genuinely is a disaster  . I don’t know what if so if I had to go out and get mild before my morning cuppa ."
But there are people out there
And the grocer is bringing milk this afternoon. I'd end up with way too much! |
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"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
I'm certain Granny. Very very sure indeed "
I have a muslin cloth if you want to make your own cheese 
If not water it down in a bucket outside and pour it around tree and plant bases.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no. That genuinely is a disaster . I don’t know what if so if I had to go out and get mild before my morning cuppa .
But there are people out there
And the grocer is bringing milk this afternoon. I'd end up with way too much! "
But, but, how will continue your day without your morning cuppa (picture the bewilderment) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"This is why i have a carton of uht in my cupboard, I hate the taste of frozen milk in a cuppa  "
I thought I had one in there.... And then remembered I gave it to the neighbours on Saturday. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I had this exact issue yesterday morning. A late-night trip to the supermarket saw me furnished with a litre of fresh semi-skimned (also two bottles of overpiced cold-brew coffee stuff, some snack bars and a pair of cheap USB PC speakers, but I digress. It could have been much worse...)"
Late night supermarkets have evil magic.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The brand new milk I just opened is off.
Someone tell me how I'm supposed to cope with Tuesday without coffee?
Help me fabbers, you're my only hope
Go black coffee! Train yourself to drink it then there is no faff! "
Ooh. Or I could train the dog to go get milk
... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course. "
Always knew we were destined to be friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
I'm certain Granny. Very very sure indeed
I have a muslin cloth if you want to make your own cheese
If not water it down in a bucket outside and pour it around tree and plant bases.
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That feels like a milk funeral.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I drink mine black so do not have that problem but i woke up to discover i had no coffee. Green tea with ginger does not work the same in the morning as my usual strong black coffee"
I feel your pain sister. Sending love.  |
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"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
I'm certain Granny. Very very sure indeed
I have a muslin cloth if you want to make your own cheese
If not water it down in a bucket outside and pour it around tree and plant bases.
That feels like a milk funeral.... "
Ashes to ashes , milk to fertiliser.
It feeds. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh no. That genuinely is a disaster . I don’t know what if so if I had to go out and get mild before my morning cuppa .
But there are people out there
And the grocer is bringing milk this afternoon. I'd end up with way too much!
But, but, how will continue your day without your morning cuppa (picture the bewilderment)"
I think it's ground to a halt until later.... |
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over a year ago
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"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people "
I have a man who does that for me every morning |
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"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people "
Omg I'm retching too! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people "
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF??? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've GOT IIIIIIIIIIIIT !!
Deliveroo
G'wan .....
Just Eat ?
G'wan.
Taxi ...... phone em up and ask em to bring milk.... fkn expensive but hey ho .... milk is milk. "
I live in the arse end of the world..... We have 2 takeaways on just eat and neither is open now...
Deliveroo is a world away |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
I'm certain Granny. Very very sure indeed
I have a muslin cloth if you want to make your own cheese
If not water it down in a bucket outside and pour it around tree and plant bases.
That feels like a milk funeral....
Ashes to ashes , milk to fertiliser.
It feeds. "
Amen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
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Mine went "Thud" instead of "Splash" when I poured it out |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"How sure are you that it's off ?
Sometimes it can smell cheesy and be just fine. It's just the rim of the plastic.
Make one cuppa and try it out before you chuck it.
Mine went "Thud" instead of "Splash" when I poured it out "
It's the sound of despair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF??? "
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why i have a carton of uht in my cupboard, I hate the taste of frozen milk in a cuppa
I thought I had one in there.... And then remembered I gave it to the neighbours on Saturday. "
Get round there and ask for a splosh back off them |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?  "
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian "
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"This is why i have a carton of uht in my cupboard, I hate the taste of frozen milk in a cuppa
I thought I had one in there.... And then remembered I gave it to the neighbours on Saturday.
Get round there and ask for a splosh back off them"
I'm liking this suggestion. Seems sensible.... |
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"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person. "
I too am a bad person..
*Hangs heading shame* |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person.
I too am a bad person..
*Hangs heading shame*"
Naughty corner for both of us.
I do genuinely feel bad for the chuckle. |
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"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person. "
Shhhhh but me too now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course.
Always knew we were destined to be friends. "
The type of friend that makes sure there's fresh milk in for having guests round for a cuppa  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter "
But it's still black...
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews.... "
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course.
Always knew we were destined to be friends.
The type of friend that makes sure there's fresh milk in for having guests round for a cuppa "
Come after 12....there will be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
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I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes "
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person.
Shhhhh but me too now "
Sorry..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft. "
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it"
I've heard that before.....  |
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"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person.
Shhhhh but me too now
Sorry..... "
peanut wiggle  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually)
I know I'm a bitch "
I won't lie. Cut me real deep that did 
But I shall rise above. At least you didn't take a picture.... |
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"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it
I've heard that before..... "
I'm talking about coffee. I don't know where your train of thought has gone |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just to make you feel better- my daughter awas eating a bar of peanut brittle that we got from the supermarket on Saturday. She got half way through and started retching. It was full of maggots. I started retching too.... Moral of the story- check your nuts people
Oh dear god.
You definitely win.
WTAF???
Yeah makes it even worse that’s she’s vegetarian
Oh no! That does make it worse if at all possible
And yet gave me a chuckle. I apologise. I'm a bad person.
Shhhhh but me too now
Sorry..... peanut wiggle "
That's BAD. But also kinda funny |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it
I've heard that before.....
I'm talking about coffee. I don't know where your train of thought has gone"
Well.....  |
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"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it
I've heard that before.....
I'm talking about coffee. I don't know where your train of thought has gone
Well..... "
*quits the thread knowing he tried his best* |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever! "
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it
I've heard that before.....
I'm talking about coffee. I don't know where your train of thought has gone
Well.....
*quits the thread knowing he tried his best*"
(you did great) |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get. "
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please |
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"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually)
I know I'm a bitch
I won't lie. Cut me real deep that did
But I shall rise above. At least you didn't take a picture.... "
What like this? Such a cow aren't I? And yes I slept in bed in the nud last night was too hot |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
I mean, it sounds a *little* bit like showing off..."
No it sounds a lot like it. Let's be fair.... |
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"Just add some extra sugar and about the same amount of cold water as you would milk to it to stop the coffee being burnt and turning bitter
But it's still black...
I can't do anything about that. Just close you're eyes when drinking it
I've heard that before.....
I'm talking about coffee. I don't know where your train of thought has gone
Well.....
*quits the thread knowing he tried his best*
(you did great) "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually)
I know I'm a bitch
I won't lie. Cut me real deep that did
But I shall rise above. At least you didn't take a picture....
What like this? Such a cow aren't I? And yes I slept in bed in the nud last night was too hot "
But I get to see boobs.....
Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get.
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please"
Have you tried that new blueberry chocolate yet? (Insert drooling emoji). |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually)
I know I'm a bitch
I won't lie. Cut me real deep that did
But I shall rise above. At least you didn't take a picture....
What like this? Such a cow aren't I? And yes I slept in bed in the nud last night was too hot
But I get to see boobs.....
Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa! "
Also. Bitch |
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"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
I mean, it sounds a *little* bit like showing off..."
Well yes it was a little, but I'll share my Jaffa cakes, but you're not having my tea |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get.
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please
Have you tried that new blueberry chocolate yet? (Insert drooling emoji). "
Haven't had chocolate in about 7 months.... |
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"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually)
I know I'm a bitch
I won't lie. Cut me real deep that did
But I shall rise above. At least you didn't take a picture....
What like this? Such a cow aren't I? And yes I slept in bed in the nud last night was too hot
But I get to see boobs.....
Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa!
Also. Bitch "
Haha I know |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Not showing off or anything, but I just got tea delivered to me in bed and 2 Jaffa cakes
There's always one.... Good thing you're you're lovely (usually)
I know I'm a bitch
I won't lie. Cut me real deep that did
But I shall rise above. At least you didn't take a picture....
What like this? Such a cow aren't I? And yes I slept in bed in the nud last night was too hot
But I get to see boobs.....
Mwah ha ha ha haaaaaa!
Also. Bitch
Haha I know "
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"I've GOT IIIIIIIIIIIIT !!
Deliveroo
G'wan .....
Just Eat ?
G'wan.
Taxi ...... phone em up and ask em to bring milk.... fkn expensive but hey ho .... milk is milk.
I live in the arse end of the world..... We have 2 takeaways on just eat and neither is open now...
Deliveroo is a world away "
If you live in Devon you can milk a cow!
STEAL a cow!
KEEP a cow! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get.
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please
Have you tried that new blueberry chocolate yet? (Insert drooling emoji).
Haven't had chocolate in about 7 months.... "
I'll bring some.
Any other shopping needed you'll have to PM me your list. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel for you, shame you gave away your UHT! If you’re like me, it could be dangerous without that first coffee of the day!"
If you hear of an explosion in North Devon it was the reaction to someone speaking to me.....
And thank you for your support. These are hard times. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've GOT IIIIIIIIIIIIT !!
Deliveroo
G'wan .....
Just Eat ?
G'wan.
Taxi ...... phone em up and ask em to bring milk.... fkn expensive but hey ho .... milk is milk.
I live in the arse end of the world..... We have 2 takeaways on just eat and neither is open now...
Deliveroo is a world away
If you live in Devon you can milk a cow!
STEAL a cow!
KEEP a cow!"
Oh my god! That's pure genius.
Granny you are indeed all knowing |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get.
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please
Have you tried that new blueberry chocolate yet? (Insert drooling emoji).
Haven't had chocolate in about 7 months....
I'll bring some.
Any other shopping needed you'll have to PM me your list. "
You are a truly good man
I do need new underwear..... |
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"Poor Mrs so posh
Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah....
Miss. I paid £4 extra to change that back after my divorce"
Is that all it cost ? I never knew you could do that. I still carry my husbands name ...... makes me cringe.
I do the 'one day' thing all the time. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get.
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please
Have you tried that new blueberry chocolate yet? (Insert drooling emoji).
Haven't had chocolate in about 7 months....
I'll bring some.
Any other shopping needed you'll have to PM me your list.
You are a truly good man
I do need new underwear..... "
Then the undies will have to be blue - it's a new law (honest) |
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"The brand new milk I just opened is off.
Someone tell me how I'm supposed to cope with Tuesday without coffee?
Help me fabbers, you're my only hope "
Apparently there's such a thing as Almond milk or oat milk... You could try throwing a few almonds in or failing that a few t spoons of porridge oats... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Poor Mrs so posh
Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah....
Miss. I paid £4 extra to change that back after my divorce
Is that all it cost ? I never knew you could do that. I still carry my husbands name ...... makes me cringe.
I do the 'one day' thing all the time."
Think it was £35 for the surname but I definitely know it was £4 for the title. And I was gutted that you had to have proof for all the fun ones. I wanted "Vice Admiral" |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*"
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"As much as i like to be a light of inspiration to my fellow fabvers - in this case, i cannot help as i don't drink coffee.
Sorry OP.
How's about a hug?
Will you bring milk? Just enough for a couple brews....
OK then. I'll bring milk. Pfffft.
Yay! Hug and milk!
Best day ever!
If you're lucky that's not all you'll get.
Ooooh...... Chocolate?
Not peanut brittle please
Have you tried that new blueberry chocolate yet? (Insert drooling emoji).
Haven't had chocolate in about 7 months....
I'll bring some.
Any other shopping needed you'll have to PM me your list.
You are a truly good man
I do need new underwear.....
Then the undies will have to be blue - it's a new law (honest) "
Well if it's the law.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The brand new milk I just opened is off.
Someone tell me how I'm supposed to cope with Tuesday without coffee?
Help me fabbers, you're my only hope
Apparently there's such a thing as Almond milk or oat milk... You could try throwing a few almonds in or failing that a few t spoons of porridge oats... "
Doesn't work...... I tried that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point.... "
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free"
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you"
That was easy. I can be far worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course.
Always knew we were destined to be friends.
The type of friend that makes sure there's fresh milk in for having guests round for a cuppa
Come after 12....there will be "
Any hobnobs or fig rolls? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse "
I was called easy once..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once..... "
No comment |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course.
Always knew we were destined to be friends.
The type of friend that makes sure there's fresh milk in for having guests round for a cuppa
Come after 12....there will be
Any hobnobs or fig rolls? "
Got hobnobs....
Ooh. I'll get the grocer to bring fig rolls! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once.....
No comment "
Sensible..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once.....
No comment "
And you're only batting your lashes at me as your after my milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course.
Always knew we were destined to be friends.
The type of friend that makes sure there's fresh milk in for having guests round for a cuppa
Come after 12....there will be
Any hobnobs or fig rolls?
Got hobnobs....
Ooh. I'll get the grocer to bring fig rolls! "
Mmmmmm what a lady |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once.....
No comment
And you're only batting your lashes at me as your after my milk "
Don't you want me to milk you? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I feel your pain, off milk has to be up there as one of the worst things ever. And yes I do mean that. In my opinion of course.
Always knew we were destined to be friends.
The type of friend that makes sure there's fresh milk in for having guests round for a cuppa
Come after 12....there will be
Any hobnobs or fig rolls?
Got hobnobs....
Ooh. I'll get the grocer to bring fig rolls!
Mmmmmm what a lady "
I'm always wanting to please my friends..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once.....
No comment
And you're only batting your lashes at me as your after my milk
Don't you want me to milk you? "
My moob's don't produce milk. Sorry |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once.....
No comment
And you're only batting your lashes at me as your after my milk
Don't you want me to milk you?
My moob's don't produce milk. Sorry "
Darn. Back to the drawing board. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sits drinking coffee with milk in infront of posh*
Tease
*wanders off to play in another thread*
You'll be back with milky coffee at some point....
I only added the milk to tease you I drink it black and sugar free
OH MY GOD! You total tease.
That's some next level dedication to the tease.
I salute you
That was easy. I can be far worse
I was called easy once.....
No comment
And you're only batting your lashes at me as your after my milk
Don't you want me to milk you?
My moob's don't produce milk. Sorry
Darn. Back to the drawing board. "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute.... "
Your just rude.
Besides - i was going to wait until you've had your first coffee before bending you over the table.
Im nice like that. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute....
Your just rude.
Besides - i was going to wait until you've had your first coffee before bending you over the table.
Im nice like that. "
It was Adam.... Way up there! I was just being surprised!
And that's awful gentlemanly of you.
Be gentle and I can drink coffee number two while you're at it |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute....
You requested milk not cream "
I did. But it doesn't usually matter.
Once I very specifically requested one person send me a picture of his cock and suddenly I had an inbox full! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute....
Your just rude.
Besides - i was going to wait until you've had your first coffee before bending you over the table.
Im nice like that.
It was Adam.... Way up there! I was just being surprised!
And that's awful gentlemanly of you.
Be gentle and I can drink coffee number two while you're at it "
We'll take it nice and slow. Plenty of lube for when i fuck your arse.
I know, i know, I'm soooo considerate.
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute....
Your just rude.
Besides - i was going to wait until you've had your first coffee before bending you over the table.
Im nice like that.
It was Adam.... Way up there! I was just being surprised!
And that's awful gentlemanly of you.
Be gentle and I can drink coffee number two while you're at it
We'll take it nice and slow. Plenty of lube for when i fuck your arse.
I know, i know, I'm soooo considerate.
"
You really are. You're far too kind. Such a gent
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute....
Your just rude.
Besides - i was going to wait until you've had your first coffee before bending you over the table.
Im nice like that.
It was Adam.... Way up there! I was just being surprised!
And that's awful gentlemanly of you.
Be gentle and I can drink coffee number two while you're at it
We'll take it nice and slow. Plenty of lube for when i fuck your arse.
I know, i know, I'm soooo considerate.
You really are. You're far too kind. Such a gent
"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm impressed this has lasted so long without someone offering some kind of man juice milk substitute....
Your just rude.
Besides - i was going to wait until you've had your first coffee before bending you over the table.
Im nice like that.
It was Adam.... Way up there! I was just being surprised!
And that's awful gentlemanly of you.
Be gentle and I can drink coffee number two while you're at it
We'll take it nice and slow. Plenty of lube for when i fuck your arse.
I know, i know, I'm soooo considerate.
You really are. You're far too kind. Such a gent
Now get ya kit off. "
Having had no coffee yet, still actually kitless... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
The grocer has been. I have milk and thus have been mainlining coffee for about 3 pints.
Thank you to all who cared.
Shout out to Granny for the cow appropriation thread, to Incandescent for causing me to never eat peanut brittle again and to the hypothetical neighbour.
Be good to each other, and don't forget to check the milk before you pour. Also don't be creepy. |
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