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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Granny-Crumpet could do with an indoor secretary that she can dictate her forum posts to in Merseyside. Would you like the job?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors."

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry."

Pleasure.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can't do it, I work with my hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure."

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't do it, I work with my hands."

Not just your hands I bet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs."

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?"

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside."

No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside.

No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary."

You are a fast typer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside.

No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary.

You are a fast typer."

You noticed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside.

No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary.

You are a fast typer.

You noticed."

I couldn't help but notice you, Mel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside.

No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary.

You are a fast typer.

You noticed.

I couldn't help but notice you, Mel."

Glad you noticed me, Jim.

Hope you'll find the right secretary for granny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thanks but I prefer to be outdoors.

Fair do's, thanks for your enquiry.

Pleasure.

Have you ever outside painted houses in St Helens? There's lots of work, and all the oxygen you can get into your lovely lungs.

Have I ever what, Jimmy?

You know, painted the outside of a house in St Helens? It's not much different to painting the outside of a house in St Davids, you just do it in Merseyside.

No. I'm not a painter. I'm a secretary.

You are a fast typer.

You noticed.

I couldn't help but notice you, Mel.

Glad you noticed me, Jim.

Hope you'll find the right secretary for granny."

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be Mel's undersecretary....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t type or spell so that’s me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can’t type or spell so that’s me out"

If you go to summer school at Hogwarts, get back to me in September.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm doing an indoors thing already .. could do with a secretary though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He could do with a secretary too. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can also message Granny directly about the position. But you may wait a while for a reply. She doesn't have a secretary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Granny sorted, Jim?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?"

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary."

I can type

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind?

Granny is kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type"

You're the best candidate so far.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far."

I'm fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast"

How fast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary."

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?"

Very

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time."

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very"

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though."

What?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?"

Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?"

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?

Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside."

Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?

Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside.

Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it."

Please pass my kind regards to Granny.

And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of."

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?

Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside.

Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it.

Please pass my kind regards to Granny.

And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down."

No need to apologise. Best of luck with your future al fresco typing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?

Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside.

Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it.

Please pass my kind regards to Granny.

And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down.

No need to apologise. Best of luck with your future al fresco typing."

Much obliged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation."

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I'm sure you'll find her/him in no time.

I do hope so. Sure I can't tempt you?

Not sure Granny is my type. Plus as advised before, I prefer to type outside.

Of course. I had to try. I didn't want to let a Mel from Cardiff pass me by. If I could help it.

Please pass my kind regards to Granny.

And thank you for giving me opportunity - apologies for turning it down.

No need to apologise. Best of luck with your future al fresco typing.

Much obliged."

*Hand sanitised hand shakes*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors. "

I do have a granny fetish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish"

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

P.S.

Jim, if you ever open up an outdoor sexcretary post in the UK, please do send me some details. I should consider the option of possibly relocating if the offer is worth considering.

King Regards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh."

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"P.S.

Jim, if you ever open up an outdoor sexcretary post in the UK, please do send me some details. I should consider the option of possibly relocating if the offer is worth considering.

King Regards."

I will most certainly do that. I'll never forget you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"P.S.

Jim, if you ever open up an outdoor sexcretary post in the UK, please do send me some details. I should consider the option of possibly relocating if the offer is worth considering.

King Regards.

I will most certainly do that. I'll never forget you."

You're so very kind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be Mel's undersecretary....?

The position has been filled, sorry.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind?

Granny is kind."

Yes..she is. I am rather fond of Granny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny."

This information puts a whole new complexion on your application. A Granny fetish, small dolls, they worry me. It just doesn't seem appropriate. Take my interaction with Mel for example. I dearly wanted to hug her. My god I wanted to embrace her. But. I pumped the hand gel. I cleansed my palm, knuckles and digits. And I shook her hand. I shook Mel's hand because I'm a man of professional standards. Are you capable of controlling your granny fetish? And working in a professional manner?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone need a maleboy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's Granny paying? Is money or in kind?

Granny is kind.

Yes..she is. I am rather fond of Granny!"

I think I can speak on behalf of everyone when I say, we're all rather fond of Granny.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?"

One of those blow up one's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?"

A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?

A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness."

I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone need a maleboy

Let me find a secretary first for Pete's sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?

A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness.

I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny."

Will that not induce your penis to engorge with blood and become a massive erection? Like I said before, this isn't Blockbusters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?

A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness.

I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny.

Will that not induce your penis to engorge with blood and become a massive erection? Like I said before, this isn't Blockbusters."

I'd been even faster if I used my penis to type with as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is Granny sorted, Jim?

Still searching for an indoor secretary.

I can type

You're the best candidate so far.

I'm fast

How fast?

Very

That's impressive. I do have concerns though.

What?

You have lessened my concerns with that question. However your recent previous posts were lacking in full stops and question marks. You can understand that I want Granny well taken care of.

I'm well versed in grammar and punctuation.

I'm very pleased to read that. Especially as I couldn't persuade Mel to to come onboard indoors.

I do have a granny fetish

Oh.

It's a small carved likeness of Granny.

I can control the fetish. Can I keep the doll on my desk?

A doll on the desk is out of the question. It's a place of work, Not Blockbusters with Bob Holness.

I'll keep it in my pocket. I want to please Granny.

Will that not induce your penis to engorge with blood and become a massive erection? Like I said before, this isn't Blockbusters.

I'd been even faster if I used my penis to type with as well."

Really, I'll make a note of that. I'd of course have to talk to Granny about your unorthodox typing method.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good indoor secretary applications everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Temporary secretary

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!?"

What would you bring to the role?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Temporary secretary "

He's keen. He's got his hand up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Temporary secretary

He's keen. He's got his hand up."

I like the way the light hits his hand. I look forward to reading his CV.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!?

What would you bring to the role?"

If she wants it outside I could bring a tarpaulin to keep the rain off, or offer some shade if it’s sunny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn’t mind being her permanent undersecretary, if she doesn’t mind going on top!?

What would you bring to the role?

If she wants it outside I could bring a tarpaulin to keep the rain off, or offer some shade if it’s sunny. "

You think outside the box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Temporary secretary "

I will need a CV.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

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God no I bet she's a right task master.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no I bet she's a right task master."

What, lovely Gwanny.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny."

Yes lovely strict Gwanny who wouldn't take any nonsense from an outdoor secretary and would sack them in a heart beat if they dare forgot a fullstop or how she took her morning cup of tea/gin and tonic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary."

Oh. Answer still same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same."

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same.

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though."

I doubt you'd get the job then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same.

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though.

I doubt you'd get the job then."

What?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That sounds like a dream job, is it on Indeed? I'm applying for that.

When I grow up I want to be just like Granny Crumpet

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same.

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though.

I doubt you'd get the job then.

What?!"

What?! Charming.

If she had to get her own gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That sounds like a dream job, is it on Indeed? I'm applying for that.

When I grow up I want to be just like Granny Crumpet

Indeed.

Me too, but without the drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same.

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though.

I doubt you'd get the job then.

What?!

What?! Charming.

If she had to get her own gin and tonic

I'd be a secretary, not an indoor bar tender.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same.

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though.

I doubt you'd get the job then.

What?!

What?! Charming.

If she had to get her own gin and tonic

I'd be a secretary, not an indoor bar tender."

Those duties are all part of being a secretary,do you think that CEO sorts out his own dry cleaning or his wife's birthday gift?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God no I bet she's a right task master.

What, lovely Gwanny.

Good thing she wants an indoor secretary.

Oh. Answer still same.

I'd work for Granny. She can get her own gin and tonic though.

I doubt you'd get the job then.

What?!

What?! Charming.

If she had to get her own gin and tonic

I'd be a secretary, not an indoor bar tender.

Those duties are all part of being a secretary,do you think that CEO sorts out his own dry cleaning or his wife's birthday gift?!

In that case Granny can get stuff her job. Before she asks me to to stick a broom up my bum.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm hankerin' for a spankerin'......

Not looking for a secretary just some minions to sacrifice ..... ooooooo look !

I must check threads more often

I must che................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hankerin' for a spankerin'......

Not looking for a secretary just some minions to sacrifice ..... ooooooo look !

I must check threads more often

I must che................"

Keep your eye on the ball Granny...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm hankerin' for a spankerin'......

Not looking for a secretary just some minions to sacrifice ..... ooooooo look !

I must check threads more often

I must che................"

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