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Stay safe and free from genital injury. Much love as always!(lo)
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"Waste disposal unit? " Is that code for anal?  | |||
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"Waste disposal unit? Is that code for anal? " | |||
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"Waste disposal unit? Is that code for anal?
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"A corpse "Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....  | |||
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"Skegness. " I've never been. Is it already choc-a-cock there then ....? | |||
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"Waste disposal unit? Is that code for anal? " | |||
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"May as well feed mine to the dog.... Well all apart from the dog having died. Not food poisoning *adds hastily...." Has it forgotten what sex is....? | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex...." This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar....."Munting? | |||
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"Wife's best friend? "I'd say that's more inconvenient than impractical. I think it could fit in just as well..... (but I should point out I don't know your wife or her friends....) | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?"That's the one!   | |||
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"Skegness. I've never been. Is it already choc-a-cock there then ....?" You wouldn't get a look in. | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life "Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....   | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one! "I shouldn't Google that, should I?  | |||
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"Skegness. I've never been. Is it already choc-a-cock there then ....? You wouldn't get a look in. " It's only small.....  | |||
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A guillotine | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I? "Depends on how strong your stomach is | |||
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"So I was 10ish and had just found out my penis was a grower and I was experimenting with my new found toy. Back in 73 milk bottles were made of glass and like the crazy kid that I was I wondered if my new toy could fit in the opening of a milk bottle. Yay it did fit but boo it then grew and low and behold my new toy was indeed stuck in a milk bottle for about 15 stress filled minutes until it went soft again. Lesson learnt. T" Full fat then....! | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip.... "You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating | |||
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"In an empty toilet roll, good job no Man has ever tried that." I always use a full one turned inside out,much softer.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today "Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I? "Don't make out you even need to Google!  | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair "I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today "Crosses stroking off the list. I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin | |||
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"A vice
A guillotine "Some folk might enjoy the vice - safer than heels . That blokes wife from earlier might enjoy the guillotine when she finds out about her friend..... | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I?
Don't make out you even need to Google! "Oi. Sweet and innocent. I'm totally wearing white at our wedding.  | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin "Now that is perfect | |||
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"And back to the question - a wasps nest Given what they did to Ross Kemps face, it’s not the swelling I’m looking for " I'll accept the Wasps nest as a valid answer | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today "Is your bumhole out of the question too my lovely? | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Is your bumhole out of the question too my lovely? "You have a death wish yeah? | |||
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"George foreman grill T" Hot or cold? Hot I'd accept as an answer.... | |||
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"Windowsill (as it closes) (Thanks to Quagmire from Family Guy for this one) "911? It's Quagmire again. Yeah. It's in the windowsill this time..." "* Goes to check the scene * | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating "Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!  | |||
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"Don't put you dick in a pigs mouth it will come back to haunt you years later. "I need more details!!!! | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....! "They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it  | |||
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"....as inspired by a friend. Can anyone name an impractical place or two to place your willy.....? (I couldn't think of any myself)
Stay safe and free from genital injury. Much love as always!(lo)
Nip x"In a Celebrations tin with the needles / thread / buttons | |||
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"A pad wife (army slang for army wife ) especially when hubby is a hard as nails pti instructor I still won’t venture to catterick garrison even now years after the dirty deed took place "Inconvenience, not impractical- answer refused.... (was she fit and did you get collared for it....?) | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I?
Don't make out you even need to Google!
Oi. Sweet and innocent. I'm totally wearing a white butt plug at our wedding. "Anything you say my love....
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Now that is perfect "Is this like phase one of the magical stream party....? | |||
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"The exhaust port of the first Death Star. We all know what happened when Luke shot a "protein torpedo" in there... "Filth! | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Is your bumhole out of the question too my lovely?
You have a death wish yeah? "Is that a maybe? | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I?
Don't make out you even need to Google!
Oi. Sweet and innocent. I'm totally wearing a white butt plug at our wedding.
Anything you say my love....
"I actually did nearly type that.... Had to go check.
Have to wear the white one, I need it to match yours | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!
They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it "Ok, but only if you wear a filthy high vis vest and nothing else..... | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex...." Is your penis the same size as a Q-Tip | |||
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"Belly button! I read a report a few years back about a couple who were trying for years to have children and eventually went to find out IVF or similar. Talking to the doctors and counsellors about this it was realised that he had been trying to get his penis in her navel! They had never been given sex education at school or from parents and didn't know what to do! " An outie might be tricky, but I'd definitely try innie sex..... | |||
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"....as inspired by a friend. Can anyone name an impractical place or two to place your willy.....? (I couldn't think of any myself)
Stay safe and free from genital injury. Much love as always!(lo)
Nip x
In a Celebrations tin with the needles / thread / buttons "Answer accepted! (You sick, sick woman!) | |||
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"A letterbox " Beware the dog..... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Is your bumhole out of the question too my lovely?
You have a death wish yeah?
Is that a maybe? "You're not that attached to your cock are you? | |||
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"A corpse "Necrophiliacs dont think so... | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I?
Don't make out you even need to Google!
Oi. Sweet and innocent. I'm totally wearing a white butt plug at our wedding.
Anything you say my love....
I actually DID type that.... Had to go check.
Have to wear the XL white one, I need to make enough wiggle room for yours "Innit.... | |||
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"A pad wife (army slang for army wife ) especially when hubby is a hard as nails pti instructor I still won’t venture to catterick garrison even now years after the dirty deed took place
Inconvenience, not impractical- answer refused.... (was she fit and did you get collared for it....?)"she was tidy and I did get collared but not by the hard as nails hubby my boss got wind and moved me to another site as we where refurbing the married quarters at catterick at the time shame as there was plenty of overtime on that job but in hindsight it was probably for the best | |||
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"George foreman grill T Hot or cold? Hot I'd accept as an answer.... "At least it would make a cock "ribbed for her pleasure" | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... Is your penis the same size as a Q-Tip "It's whatever you want it to be. I'm everything to everyone.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Is your bumhole out of the question too my lovely?
You have a death wish yeah?
Is that a maybe?
You're not that attached to your cock are you? "It's attached to your bumhole..... | |||
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"I don't have a willy to put anywhere impractical, I feel serious envy right now." I'll let your borrow mine Meli, just be gentle.... | |||
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"A pad wife (army slang for army wife ) especially when hubby is a hard as nails pti instructor I still won’t venture to catterick garrison even now years after the dirty deed took place
Inconvenience, not impractical- answer refused.... (was she fit and did you get collared for it....?) she was tidy and I did get collared but not by the hard as nails hubby my boss got wind and moved me to another site as we where refurbing the married quarters at catterick at the time shame as there was plenty of overtime on that job but in hindsight it was probably for the best " | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!
They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it
Ok, but only if you wear a filthy high vis vest and nothing else..... "I'll borrow yours | |||
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"A shredder " Or Bebop or Rocksteady. | |||
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"George foreman grill T Hot or cold? Hot I'd accept as an answer....
At least it would make a cock "ribbed for her pleasure" "Ffs hope, now I have an image of a charred wonky member.....  | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
I shouldn't Google that, should I?
Don't make out you even need to Google!
Oi. Sweet and innocent. I'm totally wearing a white butt plug at our wedding.
Anything you say my love....
I actually DID type that.... Had to go check.
Have to wear the XL white one, I need to make enough wiggle room for yours
Innit.... "Obvs. Yours won't fit without preparation | |||
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"A shredder " Answer accepted! Free from incriminating evidence too..... | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!
They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it
Ok, but only if you wear a filthy high vis vest and nothing else.....
I'll borrow yours"Then I'd be all naked and vulnerable.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin "Room for a small one!!?? | |||
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"George foreman grill T Hot or cold? Hot I'd accept as an answer....
At least it would make a cock "ribbed for her pleasure"
Ffs hope, now I have an image of a charred wonky member..... "It is probably a delicacy in some cultures | |||
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"A shredder Or Bebop or Rocksteady. " Is that TMNT...? | |||
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"A shredder Or Bebop or Rocksteady. " | |||
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"Ireland "There's some definite places in Ireland I'd like to put mine..... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!?? "Squeeze him in..... | |||
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"George foreman grill T Hot or cold? Hot I'd accept as an answer....
At least it would make a cock "ribbed for her pleasure"
Ffs hope, now I have an image of a charred wonky member.....
It is probably a delicacy in some cultures "Stoppitttt..... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!?? "Put your penis near me and I'll lob it off mind | |||
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"The pickle slicer" Answer accepted! (You ppl are all sick!) | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!??
Put your penis near me and I'll lob it off mind "Ok, so "Frida" is now also a valid answer..... | |||
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"The pickle slicer Answer accepted! (You ppl are all sick!) "Be careful what you ask for on the forum | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!??
Put your penis near me and I'll lob it off mind "Noooo!! Once you’ve had the chocolate and gin and some nice boobs you’ll be raring to go! | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!??
Squeeze him in....."Well said young man! | |||
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"....as inspired by a friend. Can anyone name an impractical place or two to place your willy.....? (I couldn't think of any myself)
Stay safe and free from genital injury. Much love as always!(lo)
Nip x"Oh shit,I fucked up with the heart in the OP.... | |||
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"The pickle slicer Answer accepted! (You ppl are all sick!)
Be careful what you ask for on the forum "Every day is a school day in here! | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!??
Squeeze him in.....
Well said young man! "You can call me young all day fella.... | |||
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"The pickle slicer Answer accepted! (You ppl are all sick!)
Be careful what you ask for on the forum
Every day is a school day in here!"Darn it I chopped my hair off so I can't let you pull on my pig tails | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!
They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it
Ok, but only if you wear a filthy high vis vest and nothing else.....
I'll borrow yours
Then I'd be all naked and vulnerable.... "What's your point? | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!
They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it
Ok, but only if you wear a filthy high vis vest and nothing else.....
I'll borrow yours
Then I'd be all naked and vulnerable....
What's your point? "That I can't find anywhere impractical about your body to place my point.... | |||
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"My wife’s flute "What's wrong with it....? | |||
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"My wife’s flute
What's wrong with it....?"It’s too much hassle | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
Come put your head on my boobies and I'll stroke your hair
I think I must be the only weirdo who hates having their hair stroked. See told you I was a happy bunny today
Crosses stroking off the list.
I'll bring boobs, chocolate and gin
Room for a small one!!??
Put your penis near me and I'll lob it off mind
Noooo!! Once you’ve had the chocolate and gin and some nice boobs you’ll be raring to go! ". You're brave if you think that M | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... This is no surprise to anyone, love of my life
Is that a maybe then? Just the tip....
You know I'd have you do me anywhere. Except maybe Tesco. They have cctv and I doubt they'd give us a copy. Sainsbury's are much more accommodating
Oh, when I said the tip I didn't mean the recycling centre, but then again, how DIRTY.....!
They have cctv too. But they'd definitely share it
Ok, but only if you wear a filthy high vis vest and nothing else.....
I'll borrow yours
Then I'd be all naked and vulnerable....
What's your point?
That I can't find anywhere impractical about your body to place my point...."Aww. Totes meant to be | |||
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"My husband put his bare bellend on a hot light bulb when he was younger. Safe to say it wouldnt be advised it's not pain free lol" Just picturing him now standing on a ladder with his cock out pointed at a light fitting..... | |||
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"My wife’s flute can she play any other musical instruments? "Meat flute, innit.... | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex...." I've always liked aural sex | |||
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"My mate could only come up with ear and nose? I'd totally do ear sex.... I've always liked aural sex" I'd totally fuck the BFG's ears, does that make me bi....? | |||
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"Brenda the blender. " Is that a person or kitchen appliance...? | |||
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"A tabernacle! Apparently it's frowned upon and not good luck "Details! | |||
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"A bulldog clip! " That sounds like experience talking..... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today "^^Vagina dentata^^ My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein | |||
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"....as inspired by a friend. Can anyone name an impractical place or two to place your willy.....? (I couldn't think of any myself)
Stay safe and free from genital injury. Much love as always!(lo)
Nip x
In a Celebrations tin with the needles / thread / buttons
Answer accepted! (You sick, sick woman!) "Bet it made ya laugh though | |||
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"Basingstoke" Basingstoke.... ....I'm indifferent to geographical impracticality. Like say for example if Bellaseas moved to Basingstoke, then it'd be a very practical place indeed.... | |||
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"A bulldog clip! That sounds like experience talking..... "Inflicted onto another guys penis. Lol | |||
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"....as inspired by a friend. Can anyone name an impractical place or two to place your willy.....? (I couldn't think of any myself)
Stay safe and free from genital injury. Much love as always!(lo)
Nip x
In a Celebrations tin with the needles / thread / buttons
Answer accepted! (You sick, sick woman!)
Bet it made ya laugh though "Yes,but there was also a feeling of panic and a fizzy sensation in my Willy..... | |||
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"A bulldog clip! That sounds like experience talking.....
Inflicted onto another guys penis. Lol"See! Faf? | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein"Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot "I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot "Watch the film 'Teeth'. | |||
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"Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall." You so would! I would just for the novelty value alone..... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that... "Great minds | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot "Stop spoiling my fantasies.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that... "And you! | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one! "OMG | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
Great minds " | |||
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"So I was 10ish and had just found out my penis was a grower and I was experimenting with my new found toy. Back in 73 milk bottles were made of glass and like the crazy kid that I was I wondered if my new toy could fit in the opening of a milk bottle. Yay it did fit but boo it then grew and low and behold my new toy was indeed stuck in a milk bottle for about 15 stress filled minutes until it went soft again. Lesson learnt. T" Well isn't this interesting ....... Was it sterilized milk or pasteurised. Genuine Q....... | |||
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"A corpse
Illegal I guess. What was that name they made me Google ages ago on here for something similar.....
Munting?
That's the one!
OMG "Yvw.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you! "I didn't do it. Was him. Up there. | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there. "You and your gang!!!! | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'."That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
Great minds "Oh definitely! | |||
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"Don't hide it in a pack of chipolatas when someone want's the smallest one !" Sausage on a cocktail stick anyone....? | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there.
You and your gang!!!! "We still have to pick the gang tatts.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now "I'm resisting! I learnt my lesson over munting..... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now "Never seen it. I just saw a still from it once. And got very upset. | |||
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"In your pot noodle "FILTH....!!!! * flirting * | |||
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"I'm sure there are plenty who are happy you don't have a willy "I have a willy! | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there.
You and your gang!!!!
We still have to pick the gang tatts.... " | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there.
You and your gang!!!!
We still have to pick the gang tatts.... "A pink heart tattooed on your heart, innit.... | |||
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"A mince meat grinder though you could make a different type of sausage! "Answer accepted! Invite to your summer BBQ party declined! | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now
I'm resisting! I learnt my lesson over munting..... "We're Going On A Bear Munt | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there.
You and your gang!!!!
We still have to pick the gang tatts....
A pink heart tattooed on your heart, innit...."Can't we have a rainbow heart? | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there.
You and your gang!!!!
We still have to pick the gang tatts....
A pink heart tattooed on your heart, innit....
Can't we have a rainbow heart? "Like a care bear....? Sure.... | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now
Never seen it. I just saw a still from it once. And got very upset. "It is very good if you like that type of thing Also check out 'Raw' (one for the vegetarians) Movie double bill | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now
I'm resisting! I learnt my lesson over munting.....
We're Going On A Bear Munt "Omg | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
I'm sure there's a film called Teeth (or something) like that...
And you!
I didn't do it. Was him. Up there.
You and your gang!!!!
We still have to pick the gang tatts....
A pink heart tattooed on your heart, innit....
Can't we have a rainbow heart?
Like a care bear....? Sure.... " | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now
Never seen it. I just saw a still from it once. And got very upset.
It is very good if you like that type of thing Also check out 'Raw' (one for the vegetarians) Movie double bill "Is it a bit like Jennifer's body? | |||
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"Top of the church steeple in electric atmospheres Lighting "rod".....!
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That's your next nick name" | |||
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"Top of the church steeple in electric atmospheres Lighting "rod".....!
Answer accepted, I think, until someone scientifically disproves the possibility of being struck by lightning.....
My great grandfather was hit my lightening no joke"On his cock....??????? | |||
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"My foof, I'm grumpy,tired and hormonal. Men would risk loosing their penis if you even attempted getting it near me today, actually looking at me wrong may lead to the same outcome. I'm so filled with the joys of spring today
^^Vagina dentata^^
My pick would not to put it anywhere neat Ed Gein
Yeah my pussy bites literally, sure I read a vampire book where this occured as part of the plot
Watch the film 'Teeth'.
That's two votes for the film teeth, I'm going to have to watch it now
Never seen it. I just saw a still from it once. And got very upset.
It is very good if you like that type of thing Also check out 'Raw' (one for the vegetarians) Movie double bill
Is it a bit like Jennifer's body? "Yes and no. Similar premises but darker and more real. | |||
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