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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Shove out of this bed please.

I got back in again with the second coffee of the day and now I seem to find myself unwilling to move again.

So please someone...

Take pity on me, help me get up and dressed. I have things I should be doing that involve clothes and being outside the bedroom.

(or give me a damn good reason to stay right here

)

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By *elshyXOMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"Shove out of this bed please.

I got back in again with the second coffee of the day and now I seem to find myself unwilling to move again.

So please someone...

Take pity on me, help me get up and dressed. I have things I should be doing that involve clothes and being outside the bedroom.

(or give me a damn good reason to stay right here

) "

Im the same. Right now im struggling to find any reason to leave. I have earned the trust of these bedsheets & if I leave now I may never regain them. Too risky if you ask me.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Nah. I'd be staying in if I could!

Mrs TMN x

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get out of that bed right now young lady.

The washer machine is about to go on it's spin cycle and i want to bend you over it.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

Posh... I heard there is a cat stuck up a tree down the road from where you live and currently a group of hunky firefighters there to rescue it. You need to jump out of bed and run down there now! They may need some help cooling off

K x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Get up posh!

Things to do ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get up posh!

Things to do ......

And people to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs "

You heathen

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Shove out of this bed please.

I got back in again with the second coffee of the day and now I seem to find myself unwilling to move again.

So please someone...

Take pity on me, help me get up and dressed. I have things I should be doing that involve clothes and being outside the bedroom.

(or give me a damn good reason to stay right here

) "

I'll throw devil horns at you if you don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs

You heathen

All the crumbs are stuck to me... Now i remember why food in bed is not good haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ladybird Ladybird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made it to the sofa half dressed. Im not sure ill be much use getting you out of bed.....

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx"

I'll be included then

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs

You heathen

All the crumbs are stuck to me... Now i remember why food in bed is not good haha "

Cake crumbs are more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too? "

You only want me for my drizzle and buns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too?

You only want me for my drizzle and buns

And your snuggly bits

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too?

You only want me for my drizzle and buns

And your snuggly bits

You'll be wiggling them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too?

You only want me for my drizzle and buns

And your snuggly bits

You'll be wiggling them

Well this escalated quickly.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I made it to the sofa half dressed. Im not sure ill be much use getting you out of bed....."

Come pull me, I'll give you a tug and one of us at least will be up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ladybird Ladybird"

Tell me a story Granny....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shove out of this bed please.

I got back in again with the second coffee of the day and now I seem to find myself unwilling to move again.

So please someone...

Take pity on me, help me get up and dressed. I have things I should be doing that involve clothes and being outside the bedroom.

(or give me a damn good reason to stay right here

)

Im the same. Right now im struggling to find any reason to leave. I have earned the trust of these bedsheets & if I leave now I may never regain them. Too risky if you ask me."

That's good logic. I like it..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nah. I'd be staying in if I could!

Mrs TMN x"

Come to mine then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get out of that bed right now young lady.

The washer machine is about to go on it's spin cycle and i want to bend you over it.

Well now.... Incentive there....

More importantly, you put the washing on

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Nah. I'd be staying in if I could!

Mrs TMN x

Come to mine then

Bit far... Not to mention abandoning my children

Otherwise, I'm in!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Stay in there. The outside world is a scary, weird place.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get out of that bed right now young lady.

The washer machine is about to go on it's spin cycle and i want to bend you over it.

Well now.... Incentive there....

More importantly, you put the washing on

Well. I saw,there was a lot of white and red clothes that needed washing.

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By *imBanksMan over a year ago

Letchworth

"There was 3 in the bed and the little one said....roll over"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay in bed, it's the safest place to be

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too?

You only want me for my drizzle and buns

And your snuggly bits

You'll be wiggling them

Well this escalated quickly.....

Well if I'm going to be a Notso Sparkly sandwich

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

Why do you want to get out the bed? It is nice, comfortable and much better for enjoying yourself. And what do you want from outside? You had your coffee and you have Internet, so the only thing you may need is a hunky guy slipping into your bedsheets for a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get out of that bed right now young lady.

The washer machine is about to go on it's spin cycle and i want to bend you over it.

Well now.... Incentive there....

More importantly, you put the washing on

Well. I saw,there was a lot of white and red clothes that needed washing.

Haha! Now THAT would get me running out of bed with a 'noooooooooooooo'!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh... I heard there is a cat stuck up a tree down the road from where you live and currently a group of hunky firefighters there to rescue it. You need to jump out of bed and run down there now! They may need some help cooling off

K x"

See that would work if I didn't know all the firefighters here....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get up posh!

Things to do ......

Ok DC....

*gets up, waits until the gorgeous lady has her back turned and sneaks back to bed *

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Spoon first, then we'll push you out. Are you OK in the middle?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get out of that bed right now young lady.

The washer machine is about to go on it's spin cycle and i want to bend you over it.

Well now.... Incentive there....

More importantly, you put the washing on

Well. I saw,there was a lot of white and red clothes that needed washing.

Haha! Now THAT would get me running out of bed with a 'noooooooooooooo'!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I made it to the sofa half dressed. Im not sure ill be much use getting you out of bed.....

Come pull me, I'll give you a tug and one of us at least will be up

Well there's an offer I wish i got mist days!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stay in there. The outside world is a scary, weird place."

Agreed! It's full of trolls and gremlins

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs "

That would make me move....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Budge over I’m bringing snacks

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Stay in there. The outside world is a scary, weird place.

Agreed! It's full of trolls and gremlins

Not completely full

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shove out of this bed please.

I got back in again with the second coffee of the day and now I seem to find myself unwilling to move again.

So please someone...

Take pity on me, help me get up and dressed. I have things I should be doing that involve clothes and being outside the bedroom.

(or give me a damn good reason to stay right here

)

I'll throw devil horns at you if you don't

That's another good incentive to get out..... Or give me the horn instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nah. I'd be staying in if I could!

Mrs TMN x

Come to mine then

Bit far... Not to mention abandoning my children

Otherwise, I'm in! "

Darn. Foiled again by distance and sprogs...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Stay in there. The outside world is a scary, weird place."

Love you Meli. You know just what to say...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Get out of that bed right now young lady.

The washer machine is about to go on it's spin cycle and i want to bend you over it.

Well now.... Incentive there....

More importantly, you put the washing on

Well. I saw,there was a lot of white and red clothes that needed washing.

Meh. Colourfast tablets...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""There was 3 in the bed and the little one said....roll over"

Roll on.... More fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Stay in bed, it's the safest place to be

I'm not sure it is..... Have you seen how many people are here with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""There was 3 in the bed and the little one said....roll over"

Roll on.... More fun

How come I never get invited to these events?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nah, stay there. I'm coming for a snuggle. We'll have coffee, watch random shite and rant until the cows come home about all the stupid people xx

I'll be included then

You coming for a snuggle too?

You only want me for my drizzle and buns

And your snuggly bits

You'll be wiggling them

Well this escalated quickly.....

Well if I'm going to be a Notso Sparkly sandwich

But I want to be the sandwich! You in the bottom, then me, then Sparkles on top. (with her.... Y'know

)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why do you want to get out the bed? It is nice, comfortable and much better for enjoying yourself. And what do you want from outside? You had your coffee and you have Internet, so the only thing you may need is a hunky guy slipping into your bedsheets for a cuddle

You make a good point..... But I have to get up to let the hunky guy in. Apart from the one spooning me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spoon first, then we'll push you out. Are you OK in the middle? "

Oh if I must

(yes. That's a yes)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I made it to the sofa half dressed. Im not sure ill be much use getting you out of bed.....

Come pull me, I'll give you a tug and one of us at least will be up

Well there's an offer I wish i got mist days!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Budge over I’m bringing snacks

See but I can't eat in bed! To the sofa with us!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Stay in there. The outside world is a scary, weird place.

Agreed! It's full of trolls and gremlins

I'll protect you!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked and everyone still believes I'm sweet and innocent

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""There was 3 in the bed and the little one said....roll over"

Roll on.... More fun

How come I never get invited to these events?

To be fair.... So far everyone has kind of invited themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked and everyone still believes I'm sweet and innocent

*just spat out his coffee *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok woman, come give me a hand!! Housework to do and no motivation ! Need a girly pal to keep my spirits up and then we can slouch in the garden and eat chocolate and drink cocktails afterwards!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked and everyone still believes I'm sweet and innocent

*just spat out his coffee *"

Never spit. Always swallow

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok woman, come give me a hand!! Housework to do and no motivation ! Need a girly pal to keep my spirits up and then we can slouch in the garden and eat chocolate and drink cocktails afterwards!!

Ok....... Can I start on the cocktails while I motivate you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked and everyone still believes I'm sweet and innocent

*just spat out his coffee *

Never spit. Always swallow

I do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked and everyone still believes I'm sweet and innocent

*just spat out his coffee *

Never spit. Always swallow

I do "

Good man. That's the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am having to do redundancy scoring. May I come and hide in your bed as I don't like doing it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am having to do redundancy scoring. May I come and hide in your bed as I don't like doing it

Definitely. We shall build a Fort.

Ignore all the people with their boners...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked and everyone still believes I'm sweet and innocent

See!!!!!!!!^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am having to do redundancy scoring. May I come and hide in your bed as I don't like doing it

Definitely. We shall build a Fort.

Ignore all the people with their boners... "

Thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked because I'm sweet and innocent

See!!!!!!!!^"

Exactly! I am sweet and innocent!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am having to do redundancy scoring. May I come and hide in your bed as I don't like doing it

Definitely. We shall build a Fort.

Ignore all the people with their boners...

Thanks

Any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked because I'm sweet and innocent

See!!!!!!!!^

Exactly! I am a FILTHY PERVERT!

Yeah, I know.... (Lou & Andy voice)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked because I'm sweet and innocent

See!!!!!!!!^

Exactly! I am a FILTHY PERVERT!

Yeah, I know.... (Lou & Andy voice)

Oh Nippy, baby. You know I love it when you do that voice. Come here and bum me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked because I'm sweet and innocent

See!!!!!!!!^

Exactly! I am a FILTHY PERVERT!

Yeah, I know.... (Lou & Andy voice)

Oh Nippy, baby. You know I love it when you do that voice. Come here and bum me

Can we use the light up rabbit in your front bum at the same time so I can feel the vibrations too....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"* pokes you with my spoonboner..... *

Well that'll make me stay in bed. Poke harder lover

Just the tip....

Nope. Want it all this morning.

Where.....?

Well if we are spooning.....

I'd say it's your choice

Bumhole it is....

Oh my!

That's why I let you choose.... So I can be all shocked because I'm sweet and innocent

See!!!!!!!!^

Exactly! I am a FILTHY PERVERT!

Yeah, I know.... (Lou & Andy voice)

Oh Nippy, baby. You know I love it when you do that voice. Come here and bum me

Can we use the light up rabbit in your front bum at the same time so I can feel the vibrations too....

Absolutely. The light will come in handy so I can read my book too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs

That would make me move.... "

Come lick 'em off Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm no help, just had a delicious black coffee and two slices of toast... The bed is now full of crumbs

That would make me move....

Come lick 'em off Posh

Ooh that's a good idea......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You finally got up then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You finally got up then?

She better be in the car ... These crumbs ain't gonna lick themselves off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You finally got up then?

She better be in the car ... These crumbs ain't gonna lick themselves off

It's not starting!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You finally got up then?

Had to..... Nature called and all that. We are hiding from the thunder under a duvet on the sofa though.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Send some of that thunder and some cooling rain my way please.

I'm hiding from a scorching hot afternoon with nary a cloud in the sky.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Send some of that thunder and some cooling rain my way please.

I'm hiding from a scorching hot afternoon with nary a cloud in the sky."

Can the dog and I come to yours? She is terrified. And I have an ulterior motive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just laid naked on the sofa , under my duvet

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Send some of that thunder and some cooling rain my way please.

I'm hiding from a scorching hot afternoon with nary a cloud in the sky.

Can the dog and I come to yours? She is terrified. And I have an ulterior motive

Sorry but no dogs....my cat would not be happy.

I have a feeling I know your ulterior motive though.....you want to raid my knicker drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello you .

Oh I'm just home from woek and golly I think there is a terrific storm on its way

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By *exyguy76Man over a year ago

lancashire

If i lived nearer I could help get you out of bed & dress you with sexy lingerie. I would put your lingerie on you looking fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone give me

An O

And R

And G

And A

And S

And M

and finally Ooooooooo!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Send some of that thunder and some cooling rain my way please.

I'm hiding from a scorching hot afternoon with nary a cloud in the sky.

Can the dog and I come to yours? She is terrified. And I have an ulterior motive

Sorry but no dogs....my cat would not be happy.

I have a feeling I know your ulterior motive though.....you want to raid my knicker drawer

The dog can go stay with my sister.

You guessed right

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm just laid naked on the sofa , under my duvet "

That's always sensible

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm just laid naked on the sofa , under my duvet

That's always sensible "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You finally got up then?

Had to..... Nature called and all that. We are hiding from the thunder under a duvet on the sofa though. "

Can you send some this way, it’s sweltering here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My advice would be stay in bed or wherever is cosy and enjoy doing nothing at all!!

I've just jumped into bed whilst my little one has her nap. But man I wish I could stay here all day

I miss those days!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You finally got up then?

Had to..... Nature called and all that. We are hiding from the thunder under a duvet on the sofa though.

Can you send some this way, it’s sweltering here "

Well it's headed off.... Who knows who is going to get it next?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My advice would be stay in bed or wherever is cosy and enjoy doing nothing at all!!

I've just jumped into bed whilst my little one has her nap. But man I wish I could stay here all day

I miss those days!!

I tried so hard.....

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