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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday  "
Our eldest son nearly had me choking at a parents evening. He'd written about a holiday we'd had and it said "I caught a fish, and Christopher caught crabs". Just as I read it and was in hysterics I got called to go and speak to the teacher  Can laugh about it now, but wasn't funny at the time. |
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
Our eldest son nearly had me choking at a parents evening. He'd written about a holiday we'd had and it said "I caught a fish, and Christopher caught crabs". Just as I read it and was in hysterics I got called to go and speak to the teacher Can laugh about it now, but wasn't funny at the time."
kids eh |
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Crabbing is something i enjoy doing.. i use prawns as baite. get loads of crabs round here
there are even t shirts available to buy saying 'i caught crabs in dartmouth'  |
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"Crabbing is something i enjoy doing.. i use prawns as baite. get loads of crabs round here
there are even t shirts available to buy saying 'i caught crabs in dartmouth' "
Must be the same T shirt company then, I caught crabs on Poole Quay.
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday "
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Grankids? 
Did not think you are old enough to have them!
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
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Grankids?
Did not think you are old enough to have them!
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I'm the big 50 but still 11 mentally Pearl |
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I've not caught crabs since I slept with an aussie barmaid in my teens - my one and only STD ever - and thankfully the easiest to deal with!
I'm convinced the current trend for shaving/waxing/trimming will soon see the itchy little fuckers extinct! lol |
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday "
they seem to like toes quite a lot too. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
they seem to like toes quite a lot too."
Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol
Wouldn't recommend it |
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"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo"
Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.
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"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo
Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.
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yeahh..I have lotsa insect pics etc lol...jumping spiders...great to see things close up to appreciate them.
now i want some maco-fanny shots..whos up for a HD clit shoot??? |
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
they seem to like toes quite a lot too.
Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol
Wouldn't recommend it "
Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!
My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it! |
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
they seem to like toes quite a lot too.
Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol
Wouldn't recommend it
Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!
My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it! "
Bet that smelt lovely!  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
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"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo
Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.
yeahh..I have lotsa insect pics etc lol...jumping spiders...great to see things close up to appreciate them.
now i want some maco-fanny shots..whos up for a HD clit shoot???"
Jumping spiders Wouldn't want to get that close to them.
Will have to have a fiddle with that feature now.
Found a zoom one last week (well Mr B did) while at a concert that takes 3 photos gradually getting nearer. Only had the camera about 2 years....lol Don't know half of what it does. |
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"I'd like some crab pics for my photography.I like macro close in work..but certainly not wanting pics of the other type of crabs lo
Ahhh that's what the macro setting is for, close up shots. Learn something new everyday.
yeahh..I have lotsa insect pics etc lol...jumping spiders...great to see things close up to appreciate them.
now i want some maco-fanny shots..whos up for a HD clit shoot???"
ha ha - HD being hard dick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
they seem to like toes quite a lot too.
Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol
Wouldn't recommend it
Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!
My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!
Bet that smelt lovely! "
She caught the cat trying to drag it upstairs, so she rescued it and took back to the seafront |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
they seem to like toes quite a lot too.
Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol
Wouldn't recommend it
Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!
My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!
Bet that smelt lovely!
She caught the cat trying to drag it upstairs, so she rescued it and took back to the seafront "
Rescued a monstorous crap and took it down the seaside???
I know most plumbing ends up there anyway - next time just advise her to flush it!!! |
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"It's really easy, get some Bacon rind, a Crab line and dip it in the sea, me and the grankids had a great laugh doing it yesterday
they seem to like toes quite a lot too.
Have caught one on the end of my toe before without even trying...lol
Wouldn't recommend it
Does that really happen? pmsl! that's brilliant lol!
My friend used to run a guesthouse at the seaside and the cat dragged in a huge monstrous crap through the catflap! Christ knows how it managed it!
Bet that smelt lovely!
She caught the cat trying to drag it upstairs, so she rescued it and took back to the seafront
Rescued a monstorous crap and took it down the seaside???
I know most plumbing ends up there anyway - next time just advise her to flush it!!! "
a crap where were you fishing |
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"Can legally be a grandparent at 36.. im sure there are some people out there younger than that.. "
Funnily enough I was a grandad at 36. If the law is still the same where 16 is the legal age then 32 is the youngest legal age |
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