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over a year ago
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You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..
.. Fuck this, I'm out.
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"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..
.. Fuck this, I'm out.
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Cheesy willy |
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"manky toothbrush
Cat shit
A child in the house
I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist  "
 funny thing is mine normally has toothpaste down the handle. Fine on mine but other people's need to look brand new |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"manky toothbrush
Cat shit
A child in the house
I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist
funny thing is mine normally has toothpaste down the handle. Fine on mine but other people's need to look brand new "
I once clean&polished my FWB's electrical toothbrush handle during an overnight and it took him weeks to notice.
Never backed down once I'm at someone's place, in for a penny in for a pound (NB. No actual money is involved). Once had to live a foursome situation though as the host couple didn't run the heating enough and my bf at the time got shivering... Entirely spoilt his mood. |
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Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like 
Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... |
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"manky toothbrush
Cat shit
A child in the house
I've never thought to check their toothbrush, now I won't be able to resist
funny thing is mine normally has toothpaste down the handle. Fine on mine but other people's need to look brand new
I once clean&polished my FWB's electrical toothbrush handle during an overnight and it took him weeks to notice.
Never backed down once I'm at someone's place, in for a penny in for a pound (NB. No actual money is involved). Once had to live a foursome situation though as the host couple didn't run the heating enough and my bf at the time got shivering... Entirely spoilt his mood."
Fuck that. When I get too cold I'm useless and I start to get angry.
Same when I'm too hot.
I mean, I'm not exactly Goldilocks but.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like
Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... "
Did you not want to help her clean up? |
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"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like
Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... "
Why tho? If you know someone is coming round you clean the fuck up.
Unless you're me and you leave the washing up for them  |
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"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..
.. Fuck this, I'm out.
Cheesy willy "
Cheese dick what a nightmare |
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"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..
.. Fuck this, I'm out.
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Seeing a family's worth of shoes. But it was okay cos this single guy's ex g/f was out looking to get laid and her kids were with their dad |
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"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..
.. Fuck this, I'm out.
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When she takes out her false teeth to give me a gum job |
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"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like
Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors... "
I'm stealing this and knickers are now knickets, a better word!
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So many things!
Poor cleanliness, house or personal hygiene. If anything doesnt smell right its game over.
Other people in the house.
If they are too expectant of jumping straight to it.
Anything that doesnt feel right.
(Usually why I do socials, and meet in hotels or clubs.) |
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"Worst one for me was not being able to see her bedroom floor through the shitty mess clothes and cans... I though if thats her room.. whats her knickets like
Fell asleep in the lounge and left early doors...
I'm stealing this and knickers are now knickets, a better word!
Xx "
Total accident but could change the world!?   |
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"You've met up with someone from fab, all has gone well, you both go back to their place, before getting down and dirty, something puts you off, what is it that makes you go..
.. Fuck this, I'm out.
Cheesy willy "
That's gross |
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The second meet I ever had she opened the living room door to reveal 4 housemates. She introduced me, and they all clearly knew why I was there. I stayed against my better judgement, because I didn’t want to appear rude, and shortly after realised that she hadn’t got a clue. |
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