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Bloody hell mother!
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Been down to my parents and they were in the garden and my mum went ‘come I. The kitchen I need to ask you about something’ the world nearly dropped out of my bum!!
Tbf I think my parents might know about the swinging but I wouldn’t wanna discuss it. (In the end it was a question about her employment rights).
For those of you that are super secretive about the lifestyle (that’s not me it’s just not up for discussion) what would you do if someone asked you outright - I still panicked and I’ve been at this swinging lark for years!  |
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My friends and family just think I go on lots of dates with different men and they wouldn't even know that my kinks existed so I am safe there 
My best mate does have instructions to remove 2 boxes of playtoys and lingerie from my place should anything happen to me though |
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over a year ago
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"My friends and family just think I go on lots of dates with different men and they wouldn't even know that my kinks existed so I am safe there
My best mate does have instructions to remove 2 boxes of playtoys and lingerie from my place should anything happen to me though "
Always best to be prepared  |
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over a year ago
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My mother is super interfering.
I've been single for 4 years now, but have a regular fwb. When she confronted me recently if I had a man friend I bit the bullet and said yes. So she took it upon herself to have a conversation with my children about "have you ever thought about if mummy gets a boyfriend...?" Annoyed doesn't cover it 
I'm open with everyone. EXCEPT my mum.  |
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"My mother is super interfering.
I've been single for 4 years now, but have a regular fwb. When she confronted me recently if I had a man friend I bit the bullet and said yes. So she took it upon herself to have a conversation with my children about "have you ever thought about if mummy gets a boyfriend...?" Annoyed doesn't cover it
I'm open with everyone. EXCEPT my mum. "
My mums pretty cool actually I think it kinda would have annoyed me as to who had been telling her stuff xx |
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"My mother is super interfering.
I've been single for 4 years now, but have a regular fwb. When she confronted me recently if I had a man friend I bit the bullet and said yes. So she took it upon herself to have a conversation with my children about "have you ever thought about if mummy gets a boyfriend...?" Annoyed doesn't cover it
I'm open with everyone. EXCEPT my mum.
My mums pretty cool actually I think it kinda would have annoyed me as to who had been telling her stuff xx"
Very good , anytime a friend or relative asks me for a serious chat I think.... of ffs |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.
I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!  |
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"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.
I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales! "
Should ask her  |
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"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.
I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales! "
No you really don't.
My mum was a professional Dominatrix in the 80's and 90's and she wasn't shy about telling anyone including me, you can't unhear that stuff. |
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"My friends and family just think I go on lots of dates with different men and they wouldn't even know that my kinks existed so I am safe there
My best mate does have instructions to remove 2 boxes of playtoys and lingerie from my place should anything happen to me though "
My cover is Tinder. I also have a friend who is instructed to come round and takeaway my naughty box in the case anything happens to me lol. |
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"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.
I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!
No you really don't.
My mum was a professional Dominatrix in the 80's and 90's and she wasn't shy about telling anyone including me, you can't unhear that stuff. "
I feel like we should offer you counselling |
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"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.
I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town "
I have to own up now. It took me aaaaggggeees to twig. I thought you were a football or baseball player for years  |
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"We try to keep our swinging secret but if anyone asked us, we would tell them as we not ashamed of our lifestyle nor should we."
It's got nothing to do with shame for us but a lot to do with discretion and privacy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We do fetish as well as swinging and our home has an antique dentists chair, victorian school desk and art on the wall that all reflects our lifestyle. So friends and relatives know, how much they want to know depends. We have never dodged a direct question but we never raise it as a topic unless it's someone we know to be non-vanilla themselves. |
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My parents knew I was on here as a single as I told them. My ex-husband had joined the site with the woman he left me for & I didn’t want him to have any hold over me.
They don’t know I met T on here though & have never asked. They don’t know we’re on here as a couple either
J x |
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I told my mum I was going to a swingers club when I was single. My daughter (who’s adult) was starting to get a bit nosey when I was going out every Friday and Saturday night.
I remember telling my mum how I’d spent hours having the most incredible guy and even stayed at the club over night to shag him for longer. Telling her he had a lush cock that hit the spot.
We went on to become a couple and are now married. My mum never let on she knew when she first met him |
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"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.
I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town
I have to own up now. It took me aaaaggggeees to twig. I thought you were a football or baseball player for years "
As well as it being a play on words, I did used to play on the wing for Derby 2nd XV Rugby team until I did ma knee in  |
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We were playing cards against humanity with my parents.
Now, my mum is quite liberal but when she had to play the ‘Bukkake’ card and didn’t know what it meant, I wasn’t going to explain it to her...
The fits of laughter from all the others just made her more inquisitive. |
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over a year ago
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Mum appeared behind me one day, in Ninja stealth mode and asked what fabswingers was?
I fobbed her off with some tale of a chat room.
She has dementia so I wait for the day it springs back into her conscious and gets asked about again in mixed company |
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We are a couple with young children so keep what we do very discreet.
When out with my girlfriends the conversation often goes to sex and they already think I'm a bit of a nymph! I often wonder what I would say if anyone actually suggested we were Swingers. It's not something I want them to know about but I'm not a very good liar. Also, it's not something I think I should feel ashamed about although I honestly don't know what their reaction would be x
Mrs x |
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"If someone asked me outright I'd think they were bloody rude and tell them so.
I love it when people ask me what ma Ace Winger T-shirt means when I wear it round town
I have to own up now. It took me aaaaggggeees to twig. I thought you were a football or baseball player for years
As well as it being a play on words, I did used to play on the wing for Derby 2nd XV Rugby team until I did ma knee in "
Oh! I was a bit right then |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Been down to my parents and they were in the garden and my mum went ‘come I. The kitchen I need to ask you about something’ the world nearly dropped out of my bum!!
Tbf I think my parents might know about the swinging but I wouldn’t wanna discuss it. (In the end it was a question about her employment rights).
For those of you that are super secretive about the lifestyle (that’s not me it’s just not up for discussion) what would you do if someone asked you outright - I still panicked and I’ve been at this swinging lark for years! "
Fuck knows, nobody has asked but my reaction would definitely depend on who it was. |
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No one knows I am here. All they know is I go away for weekends or out to see friends... some of my ‘brothers’ have an idea and a I get a cheeky wink with ‘have fun with your mate’
Parents hell no, but we’ve never talked personal life anyway |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
from Home Counties to Middle Earth |
"My mother is the very last person I'd confess to - she has very excitable loose lips and has the ability to embarrass and stick her foot in something at the most inappropriate times.
I have a suspicion she lived the lifestyle herself in the 70's - I really don't want to hear her tales!
No you really don't.
My mum was a professional Dominatrix in the 80's and 90's and she wasn't shy about telling anyone including me, you can't unhear that stuff. "
Oh wow! That's quite something Yeah I'll with stick with my current memories and suspicions |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
In my personal life, I'm a professional hard working respectable single citizen.
My fab life- the belt comes off 
The two are mutually exclusive and I prefer it that way... Although, one of friends has suggested going for a casual lifestyle |
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"My mum was less than impressed in my early 20's when I still lived at home and there used to be a different girl in my bedroom every Sunday morning after I'd been out "
I would never have dreamed of that. Them stories make my tummy flip! |
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"My mum was less than impressed in my early 20's when I still lived at home and there used to be a different girl in my bedroom every Sunday morning after I'd been out
I would never have dreamed of that. Them stories make my tummy flip!"
It didn't last long but there was a period in between more serious girlfriends where I'd go a bit wild |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Most of my friends know about my kink side and a few know am on here
Most of family know about kink side but not here and dont give them details
down through the years if people asked about my dressing i would judge the situation and if felt they could be discrete would tell them
weirdly enough have started to think about what would people find out if i was one and putting plans in place to have stuff cleared - know of people who were shocked abou secret lives after people had died |
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