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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you for a Zombie attack? Do you have a plan? A strategy in place? What's your weapon of choice?
I'm kind of worried I'm not prepared so trying to put something in place just in case.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a plan, i just need to source a Samurai sword.
But as was brought up in my thread on this, are they WWZ and i am legend zombies or walking dead/shaun of dead zombies?? |
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I heard these zombies were created in a lab by zombie Steve Jobs. When they are biting into your flesh they're actually injecting nanobots that will take over your brain and control your actions. You will then march into an apple factory and start building iPhones without receiving any salary for the rest of your life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a plan, i just need to source a Samurai sword.
But as was brought up in my thread on this, are they WWZ and i am legend zombies or walking dead/shaun of dead zombies?? "
I dunno! Not come across them yet...This is why it's so tricky because we just don't know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I heard these zombies were created in a lab by zombie Steve Jobs. When they are biting into your flesh they're actually injecting nanobots that will take over your brain and control your actions. You will then march into an apple factory and start building iPhones without receiving any salary for the rest of your life. "
We don't need to worry about that at this point. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play Hollyoaks theme music in the opposite direction of where you want to go. "
Thank goodness you are here Granny
*Writes 'Hollyoaks music' on the plan*
Now we're cooking
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I think it the stage I probably will just find out how to join them.
Nooo no! You don't want to be a Zombie! "
I'm not convinced I don't, I think it's a fun walk and I quite like the makeup special effects.
If I could experience it for a short time, I possibly would opt in.
I've never been one for confrontation, and I could just be the slow zombie at the back instead of the humans running away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This would be my plan.....Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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By (user no longer on site)
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My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans 
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
That's the basic run down  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm very prepared, I'm going to turn on the first day.  "
Noooo! I can't send you nudes if you're a Zombie, well I can I guess, but you would think I was burgers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Zombies get a bad rep.
They aren't all bitey you know.
Some like flower arranging and tai chi.
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They might....I could bore them to death by talking about clouds I guess.
*Talk about clouds added to plan* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This would be my plan.....Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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You want a pickled egg as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
That's the basic run down "
Sign me up, I'm sticking with you |
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Step 2.
Zombies are NOT intelligent, so ........
1. build pit or moat and fill with treacle.
2.play hollyoaks music
3. nip down to Flame Thrower World for a coffee.
4. Buy one hand grenade per zomb.
5. Go home and place one grenade in the mouth of each zombie , avoiding any flailing arms. ( remember to pull the pins )
6. Watch em POP one by one ......
7. Finish off with the Free Flame Frower you got with your coffee
8. Have a bath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
That's the basic run down
Sign me up, I'm sticking with you "
Haha, not a problem, bring some friends, as we might have to think about repopulating the world  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Step 2.
Zombies are NOT intelligent, so ........
1. build pit or moat and fill with treacle.
2.play hollyoaks music
3. nip down to Flame Thrower World for a coffee.
4. Buy one hand grenade per zomb.
5. Go home and place one grenade in the mouth of each zombie , avoiding any flailing arms. ( remember to pull the pins )
6. Watch em POP one by one ......
7. Finish off with the Free Flame Frower you got with your coffee
8. Have a bath. "
Oh Granny, that is amazing
*adds to plan*
How about I surround
*Starts shopping list*
Treacle
Grenades
Flame thrower
Might Google DIY
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This would be my plan.....Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Cant believe you quoted it all lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My partner and her daughter both roll their eyes at me when I explain Zombie or other catastrophe plans
But, I have 2 guns, plenty cartridges, there's two places I've told other half to go to (sorry, it's a secret) depending which is closer and we're not together at the time. I'd then gather a few "handy" people, and rendezvous at either place to meet up. Both places are fairly secured already, so would just need to work on reinforcing, boobie traps, then hunting and gathering would commence. Have a decent petrol generator incase of blackout, but that won't last forever.
That's the basic run down
Sign me up, I'm sticking with you
Haha, not a problem, bring some friends, as we might have to think about repopulating the world "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kill everyone off before the zombie apocalypse starts. No people, no zombies. "
Excellent idea!
*adds caustic soda and tarp to the list*
Can we set things on fire please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you seen in America the drug commonly known as bathsalts?
Apparently it can turn users in to inhuman cannibals. Scary stuff  "
I thought that stuff turned into Karens who compulsively buy 'love laugh live' wall art |
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