 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
  "
Everyone else is clearly perving at the same time as you.
Do you think Saturday morning is peak perve time? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
"
You've got to remember that when you go to have a lady wank you've got the whole of the Chinese government logging in via the chip inside it to watch you  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men"
We multitask. We can wank from anything.
Personally I've found someone's pictures rather inspiring today |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
Everyone else is clearly perving at the same time as you.
Do you think Saturday morning is peak perve time? "
You could be right
And your photos are delightful  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
You've got to remember that when you go to have a lady wank you've got the whole of the Chinese government logging in via the chip inside it to watch you "
That's what makes it exciting!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
Everyone else is clearly perving at the same time as you.
Do you think Saturday morning is peak perve time?
You could be right
And your photos are delightful "
I'm trying to upload more but it's taking ages. Too much perving apparently  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men"
Oh crikey, you need educated! We can wank from a variety of fodder.... I'm very much turned on visually too. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men
Oh crikey, you need educated! We can wank from a variety of fodder.... I'm very much turned on visually too. "
Me too  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men
Oh crikey, you need educated! We can wank from a variety of fodder.... I'm very much turned on visually too.
Me too "
I am too and this morning indulged twice, aided with a few choice images. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
"
Yes. Plus the Chinese government can now see what your secret perversions are to black mail you with |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men
Oh crikey, you need educated! We can wank from a variety of fodder.... I'm very much turned on visually too.
Me too "
Sorry, just had a perv over your gallery, loving the pink wellies |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
Yes. Plus the Chinese government can now see what your secret perversions are to black mail you with "
They can give it a go, but I don't think they'll get very far with my Lotus biscuit fetish |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why when I most want to perve, does my internet go at its slowest?
Are Huawei actually the Wank Police?
Yes. Plus the Chinese government can now see what your secret perversions are to black mail you with
They can give it a go, but I don't think they'll get very far with my Lotus biscuit fetish "
I love a good biscoff |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men
Oh crikey, you need educated! We can wank from a variety of fodder.... I'm very much turned on visually too.
Me too
Sorry, just had a perv over your gallery, loving the pink wellies "
Thank you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men
We multitask. We can wank from anything.
Personally I've found badboys pictures rather inspiring today "
Awwww thanks posh!
But if told me we could of Skyped and had fun! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I thought women wanked from memories and scenarios, being less visual than men
We multitask. We can wank from anything.
Personally I've found badboys pictures rather inspiring today
Awwww thanks posh!
But if told me we could of Skyped and had fun! "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
