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over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV 
Anyone for a pub dinner? 
Step 1: Marmite
Step 2: Eat
Step 3: vomit
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk 
I've got something for you to eat  "
Yum yum yum yum yum yum
Can I have my hair brush back now |
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
Step 1: Marmite
Step 2: Eat
Step 3: vomit
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
I've got something for you to eat
Yum yum yum yum yum yum
Can I have my hair brush back now"
I'll bring it with me, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner? "
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show. 
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook. "
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book"
Ohhhhh a deliah eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book
Ohhhhh a deliah eh"
I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book
Ohhhhh a deliah eh
I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs" "
hahahahaha like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book
Ohhhhh a deliah eh
I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"
hahahahaha like it "
Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book
Ohhhhh a deliah eh
I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"
hahahahaha like it
Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too "
well i actuallt thought the title of this thread was gonna be about some new sexual deviency ...
Or an instruction |
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book
Ohhhhh a deliah eh
I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"
hahahahaha like it
Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too
well i actuallt thought the title of this thread was gonna be about some new sexual deviency ...
Or an instruction "
hmmmnnn don't think it was an instruction or an invitation...was it ickle furry wuckie...hee hee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*looks at full bin*
Well that looked easy on the TV
Anyone for a pub dinner?
With the amount of cookbooks i have i should be on that show.
only to show them my collection
And modesty does.nt allow me to say im a great cook.
I've got one called "First crack your eggs" Feckin lost me before I even opened the book
Ohhhhh a deliah eh
I have the Scottish version, "First borrow 6 eggs"
hahahahaha like it
Its funny cos not only do we know the Scots are the best lovers, they are the most generous too
well i actuallt thought the title of this thread was gonna be about some new sexual deviency ...
Or an instruction
hmmmnnn don't think it was an instruction or an invitation...was it ickle furry wuckie...hee hee "
yer but can you imagin the scene...
there he is, getting down and dirty with some nubile female and then says
"masterchef my arse baby"
pmsl
brings a new meaning to sex and food play |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol"
What, no Creme of Sum Yeung Gi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol
What, no Creme of Sum Yeung Gi?"
Once got into trouble for sucking on a Gi... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"is anyone watching 'come dine with me' on more 4 one of the contestants has just served up sushi on a young (18) guy, his guests were not impressed lol
What, no Creme of Sum Yeung Gi?
Once got into trouble for sucking on a Gi... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch "
the english do it sooooo well on their hols ya know... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch
the english do it sooooo well on their hols ya know... "
haha very true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch "
You know what I mean
I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch
You know what I mean
I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal! "
Lol i know hun i just couldnt resist xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch
You know what I mean
I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal! "
Y ou know what cannibals call us white people who look edible ?
"longpig" true, honest
i wannna be done with plenty of stuffing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch
You know what I mean
I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!
Y ou know what cannibals call us white people who look edible ?
"longpig" true, honest
i wannna be done with plenty of stuffing "
I DIDNT type "spitroast" honest, its my tourettes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like cooking myself, and love to dine out and eat well, hence I am the size I am
U like cooking urself ... ouch
You know what I mean
I am sure I taste very good to a cannibal!
Y ou know what cannibals call us white people who look edible ?
"longpig" true, honest
i wannna be done with plenty of stuffing
I DIDNT type "spitroast" honest, its my tourettes "
who gonna turn it  |
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