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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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why can i not get any meats ????
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could it be because the local butcher has closed early??? it says 5.00 on the door but he was closed and gone at 4.30, bloody timewaster.
do you think my local supermarket would meat me??? i checked their online profile and it did say they regularly do meats and we seem to meet their age limits etc.
oh we do so need a meat for sunday lunch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you know what type you want to meat?
Not everyone likes a good porking on a first meat
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oooh .... got to have a nice rump ... and juicy breast meat too |
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I love to wake up with some nice sausage in the mornings, maybe get my lips around a nice black pudding, lovely treat for a Sunday morning, I know rasher statements have been made when people get excited
I am afraid though I won't be available for a lunchtime meat, wish you luck with your search.
Please don't think I have turned chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why can i not get any meats ????
could it be because the local butcher has closed early??? it says 5.00 on the door but he was closed and gone at 4.30, bloody timewaster.
do you think my local supermarket would meat me??? i checked their online profile and it did say they regularly do meats and we seem to meet their age limits etc.
oh we do so need a meat for sunday lunch"
Have to admit that madam does come over all 'uneccessary' when she goes into the butchers and he's standing there sharpening his carving knife with the words 'Did madam find the tenderloins nice and juicy last week....?'. Really can't imagine why.......??????  |
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Chop chop! There looks like a load of meats are going off at ASDA, I saw a load of people meating near the reduced bit near the butchers. Not only that, I saw men and women fondling a nice juicy pear and some lovely ripe melons |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought it would be fairly easy to get some Truncheon Meat on a swingers site….!. 
Its easier for you with all the 'straight' blokes on here  "
Ahh that’ll be them straight ones shaped like a butchers hook….!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought it would be fairly easy to get some Truncheon Meat on a swingers site….!.
Its easier for you with all the 'straight' blokes on here
Ahh that’ll be them straight ones shaped like a butchers hook….!. "
That's em! Sneaky butchers they're know as, always sneaking meat in the back door |
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